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What do you do with a d*unken sailor...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Thrown him overboard fir being a lightweight and do us all a favour. ..at least if he drowns they corner can say too much drink

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Do you not tie him up?

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Do you not tie him up?"

And flog him?

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"Do you not tie him up?

And flog him? "

We won't even mention the telescope.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stick him in a scupper with a hosepipe on him....

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Make him walk the plank!!

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By *he Regina PhalangeWoman  over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Feed him to the Sharks

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Put him to bed with the captains daughter

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Put him to bed with the captains daughter "

That's sexist!!

Maybe the sailer is female....oh, that works too. My bad

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Put him to bed with the captains daughter

That's sexist!!

Maybe the sailer is female....oh, that works too. My bad "

I was only going by the lyrics of the song my mind isn't as corrupted as yours

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bend her oooor, gee her two pumps and a squirt an then slap her erse on the way oot. Simples

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