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Amazing, Simple, Home Remedies
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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These really work!!!
1.Avoid cutting yourself when chopping vegetables, by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2.Avoid arguements with females about lifting the toilet seat, by using the sink.
3.A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after hitting the snooze button.
4.if you have a cough, take a large doze of laxatives, u will be afraid to cough.
5.You only need two tools in the box..WD40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use the WD40 and if it does move and shouldn't, use the Duct tape.
6.If you can't fix it with a hammer. you have an electrical problem.
some additional Advice..... NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, TAKE LAXATIVES AND SLEEPING PILLS ON THE SAME NIGHT  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The various stages of Scottish Woman:
At 18, you give her whisky, tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28, you don’t need to give her whisky or tell her a story just to take her to bed.
At 38, she tells you a story and buys you a whisky and then takes you to bed.
At 48, you drink too much whisky and then tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58, you take the whisky and stay in bed just to avoid her story.
At 68, if you take her to bed that would be a story!
At 78, what bed? what story? but the whisky still tastes good.
What women say and what they mean
1. Yes - No
2. No - Yes
3. Maybe - No
4. We need - I want
5. I'm sorry - You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk - You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead - You better not
8. Do what you want - Don't even think about it
9. I'm not upset - Of course i am
10. You're very attentive tonight - Is sex all you think about? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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7. One girl on fabswingers.com actually has the headline, let’s call her “Shayna1387? it says,
“Shayna1387: Looking for good sense of humor” You’re looking for a good sense of humor? How can we help you with that Shayna? Do you need a sense of humor? What else are you looking for? Do you need a job or some waffles? These are things you should be looking for outside dating sites. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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A woman went to an online dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background. All she wanted was a man of upright character.
Then a man came in and told them the only thing he was seeking in a woman was intelligence.
The service matched them together at once because they had one thing in common - they were both compulsive liars! |
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