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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a fantasy that a heating engineer will come to my house, offer a fair price for the work he's going to do, and do a good job leaving no mess behind. Yet to fulfil that one though  "
well veronica you've just not phoned the right one, I'm fair priced, very tidy and friendly  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yes but as I am also one it wont happen, got close once where the woman was seducing me by text message, after a few days of flirting I had arranged to go back and she would blow me while I was working
When I said I will bring the condoms she replied, no don't bring them Mr Safety, they get me itchy.....I declined the offer...especially after admitting she sent a text to me out the blue and it was meant for another guy
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I said I will bring the condoms she replied, no don't bring them Mr Safety, they get me itchy.....I declined the offer...especially after admitting she sent a text to me out the blue and it was meant for another guy
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Ah this ever popular old chestnut of the 'I only play safe ladies' slipped into a story. I like it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yes, I have. Almost tried it with a joiner but lost my nerve!ahh you should have, but forget joiners us heating engineers are better
You have a different skill set from a joiner? "
yeah much more intelligent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Has happened he hehehe unfortunately he didn't know his arse from his elbow n we kinda laughed n then i told him tae get back tae fuckin work n no i didnt offer him tea lol!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Has happened he hehehe unfortunately he didn't know his arse from his elbow n we kinda laughed n then i told him tae get back tae fuckin work n no i didnt offer him tea lol!!"
ahh that's where you went wrong we need Tea to function and a tunnocks caramel wafer is also a tip Haha
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope ..I'm paying them to provide a professional service ...not to service me . "
Pmsl, some guys can do two things at the same time.
In my days on the tools, it happened quite a few times and I never instigated it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Has happened he hehehe unfortunately he didn't know his arse from his elbow n we kinda laughed n then i told him tae get back tae fuckin work n no i didnt offer him tea lol!!ahh that's where you went wrong we need Tea to function and a tunnocks caramel wafer is also a tip Haha "
aswell as a blow job?? Ffs more hassle than yer worth lol
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Has happened he hehehe unfortunately he didn't know his arse from his elbow n we kinda laughed n then i told him tae get back tae fuckin work n no i didnt offer him tea lol!!ahh that's where you went wrong we need Tea to function and a tunnocks caramel wafer is also a tip Haha aswell as a blow job?? Ffs more hassle than yer worth lol"
Haha ahh you never mentioned the blow job, now if you had said that I wouldn't have mentioned the tunnocks caramel lol |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"I have a fantasy about work men doing a good job out the kindness of their heart. For nothing in return...
no barter system instead of payment for work completed?"
I work for a charity.. They get the feel good factor. |
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
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"Yes, I have. Almost tried it with a joiner but lost my nerve!ahh you should have, but forget joiners us heating engineers are better
You have a different skill set from a joiner?"
Definitely better with our hands. Need to be very tactile
Not use a hammer to fix it. Use skill |
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