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filthy valintine poems

By *asps OP Man over a year ago

dundee

lets here them

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary had a motorbike it's seat was back to front and every time she pulled the brake the seat went up her.

Old mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her poor doggy a bone. When she bent over rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.

By *azinga84Man over a year ago

Kilwinning

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Your man's got hepatitis

And now you do too

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Postie postie do not linger. Down with the pants and up with the finger. I got that on a card when I was in primary school Mum wasn't best pleased xx

By *LGuyMan over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Roses are red

Grass is green

Spread your legs

And I'll make you scream

Or last line substitute 'I'll fill you with cream'