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By *ayS2 OP Man
over a year ago
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Into my eyes she looked and said?! |
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over a year ago
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Where does it hurt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Way down between my |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And a clean bandage that last one was bogging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do you break every mirror you look at? |
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Or do I need to go to specsavers? |
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And what is that godawful smell?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up the wall and round the bend"
Do you have a clubcard? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Up the wall and round the bend
Do you have a clubcard?"
My mate used it so he could snort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"His powdered irn bru"
which didn't give the desire effect
But... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Apart from that white circle around his... |
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Eye as he was wearing a monicle |
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To make him feel important for the big |
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Hat and tails dance routine at the.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crieffs premier venue for |
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By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago
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Which is the name of the new sauna in |
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Be guaranteed to give he masseuse a happy ending |
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
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Salty and moreish
Just like |
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
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But these make your fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sanded, primed and coated |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Toffee pudding on top |
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of an ample portion of hot, thick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Geordie women wearing builders hats and singing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and drinking pints of Exhibition |
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Then all of a sudden as if by magic .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A zombie Paul Daniels arrived |
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And tried to make a large vibro disappear up... |
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The ice cream out a Mr whippy cone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While having a 99  |
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A security guard that looks remarkably like Benny Hill!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Elsewhere in the world an unassuming hamster saved the lives |
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"(Of the avengers)"
Emma Peel, who had been... |
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Wearing nothing but his hat saying.........I want to..... |
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Oh Jesus she shouts.. Get it in and ..... |
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Oddjob meanwhile was sharpening the rim of his bowler.... |
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Before throwing it towards..... |
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The man lurking in the corner with something strange in his hand ....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Which resembled an oompa lumpa chasing an ostrich |
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Or was it just Donald trump far away ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A genetically modified and aesthetically enhanced Scrooge McDuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who is building a wall at the bottom of his garden, paid for by |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Who sit bollock naked holding their rods |
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And eating cream pie that was found in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The bottom if the trash can  |
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...that Hillary dumped all of her emails in, to hide them from... |
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The pussy grabber who liked .... |
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...rummage through her drawers, looking for... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Her secret diary which told of |
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How he did not have sexual relations with that woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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She only smoked his cigar... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cuban ya know..... |
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...much like his heels, which made him... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Go clickety clack when he walked |
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...to his salsa-dancing class, every other Wednesday in... |
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...Ulrika's bedroom, which smelt... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Like tarts boudoir but.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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...It had a beautiful clock!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Poppies |
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that glowed a lurid purple colour because... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jinty had run out of red glaze because Bothy.... |
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Had poured it onto his kippers cos he thought it was... |
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sitting in the fridge for 3 weeks, so were smelling like... |
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of her toenails curling round like |
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that you would NEVER put in your mouth because |
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They would snap you're teeth like toothpicks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and make your toes curl when |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You relise there not your teeth the snapped but your mentally capacity to count |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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as is plainly evident in my tax return forms according to the authorities |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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However I always manage to |
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measure well in inches, for some reason. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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But how can a cow walk upstairs and not back down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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While playing a ukulele like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had his own theory of |
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in the old barn where the horses..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We're champing at the bit to |
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To go for a long hard ride up the... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Top of Arthurs Seat to |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Watch the doggers as they |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As they don't have dogs but |
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...do have some cheek(s) on display whenever... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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the custard is two for one in Asda It's a sign that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Creating significant growth in |
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Which directly effects the size if my |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where the biggest commodity traded is strangely |
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And long with a bald head with a taste for.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chips cheese and gravy although this meant peas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And long with a bald head with a taste for...."
The hood and enjoyable things in life normally reserved for |
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the Kardashians and their entourage of slimy little... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That like to video themselves |
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With dads partner Johnnie cockring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Which is attatched to a tens machine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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giving much needed relief and pleasure to |
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a rather sceptical gent from Stoke-upon-Trent with his... |
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Trouser tent ..raging in Gail
(intended) |
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force winds that blew his tent clean off, so... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He was exposed to the |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The local constabulary, who in their haste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Forgot to put their. ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sense of humour...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And truncheons in their pockets..... |
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Therefor pulling out their balls and doing some.., |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Munching cheesy watsits |
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over a year ago
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And had orange fingers... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That they used to pick...... |
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The locks of the chastity belt of the ... |
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Yes but I have the key to unlock it,so if anyone......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gets wide...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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They are going down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just how far down depends |
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On whether you're down to clown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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on how quickly you can ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Man up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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and face the consequences of |
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The short arm of...the Lego police |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Said detective mcbrickfist |
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In a low and menacing voice, as a consequence of |
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Losing his watch inside a fab vagina |
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Which turned into a blessing - as the menstrual cycle has never been late since it got lost up there |
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Aye,its bk to perfect timing again!! |
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So everything is running like clockwork now... |
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