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By *rn_bru02 OP Man
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Has anyone ever had any "luck" with a hotel cleaner when she (he) knocks on the door and catches you in the altogether?
I have tried this many times over the years and only twice (out of about 100) has anything remotely happened.
99% of the time they apologise, turn away and make for a sharp exit!
Once I had a middle aged cleaner stay and watch me wank and another time a young lass wanked me off but nothing more.
Be interested to hear other peoples experiences - male or female and what "tactics" you used!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah...your one of those selective hearing customers, that when the housekeeper chaps the door you run to your bed and get your little man out and wait patiently for her to walk in. If you think that is a turn on for them then you are very much mistaken. |
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I used to meet up with a girl I met from here every now and then.
One time we got a hotel room to have some fun and maybe try and see if another couple would join us.
Anyway, I arrive after her and put the do not disturb sign on the door. We then proceed to have some fun.
She's lying at the end of the bed with her legs in the air and I'm on my knees with my head between her legs and my fingers going at it.
Then suddenly the door opens. No knock just straight into room! Now where I am is in line directly with the door.
I quickly look up and the cleaner looks just as embarrassed as me. I quickly murmer something like no thanks, and she fumbles and her way out the door.
Anyway me and my friend stop as the mood was kinda killed. I check the door and turns out I put the do not disturb sign on the wrong way and it said 'clean me please' Genuine mistake!
We had a good laugh and then carried on with our fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I worked in hotels the staff used to share info on guests like this - guy in Room 231 creepy etc
Always went in pairs, sent male staff with room service orders etc
Not the kinda hassle I want at work  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was in the shower on holiday just a cpl weeks ago and a head popped round the door and i saw the maid there. She did say sorry and left. I most prob never heard her knock. So no ones fault. But would never lie in wait for the maid. Thats just so wrong.  |
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"I was in the shower on holiday just a cpl weeks ago and a head popped round the door and i saw the maid there. She did say sorry and left. I most prob never heard her knock. So no ones fault. But would never lie in wait for the maid. Thats just so wrong. "
Especially in the lifts  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My partner and I were having fun with another couple in a hotel in Glasgow and we ordered room service.
A young male bell boy brought it and he got a bj from the girls as a thank you .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having worked in hotels over the years, you'd be surprised by what folk leave lying around in their rooms (shamelessly), how many naked people I walked in on and how many offers I got from d*unk guests.
But at the end of the day I was there to do a job, and things like that were just part of it.
And they always seemed more embarrassed than I did x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was in the shower on holiday just a cpl weeks ago and a head popped round the door and i saw the maid there. She did say sorry and left. I most prob never heard her knock. So no ones fault. But would never lie in wait for the maid. Thats just so wrong.
Especially in the lifts "
Wrong on so many levels! |
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By *SPrincessWoman
over a year ago
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"I was in the shower on holiday just a cpl weeks ago and a head popped round the door and i saw the maid there. She did say sorry and left. I most prob never heard her knock. So no ones fault. But would never lie in wait for the maid. Thats just so wrong.
Especially in the lifts
Wrong on so many levels!"
Made me snort my wine oot my nose  |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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So reading through the replies:
- creepy as fcuk for a female staff
- lucky for a young male staff if a willing female guest offers...
I on the other hand left my towels folded as swans, boats and other animal shapes |
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"I was in the shower on holiday just a cpl weeks ago and a head popped round the door and i saw the maid there. She did say sorry and left. I most prob never heard her knock. So no ones fault. But would never lie in wait for the maid. Thats just so wrong.
Especially in the lifts
Wrong on so many levels!"
And its the suspense thats not killing you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We had a meet with another couple in a hotel a few years ago and after a while there was a knock at the door and I think it was the duty manager saying he was just checking as the maids heard some noise and the room was supposed to be empty!
Aye, right-oh! 
But waiting and hoping the maid walks in while you've got the wee fella out is pretty wrong. |
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