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How clean do you feel after going to the loo??
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
Glasgow/London |
"That depends if i manage to make it to the loo on time 
Bhav.....can you hear all the clangs from people hitting the block button after your post?  "
surely people will be clever enough to realise my cynical nature.
But to clarify, My sphincters function perfectly well, thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends what I've ate, if it's a curry from the night before it's a messy one, probably the wiping takes longer than the actual shit itself but if it's lacking of fibre then I'll do a Houdini where minimal wiping is required but to be honest I don't feel clean after any toilet because you always know what you've done
Equally frustrating is getting ready, shaving, clipping nails, trimming pubic region, moisturiser, after shave balm, deodorant, wee skoosh on the balls with OneMillion in case I get lucky and then bam! A massive shit is needed so it's off to the toilet for a massive stinker, one where the eyes water and it ruins the whole 45 minutes getting ready because I know no matter how good I smell I'm chewing chocolate for the rest of that day unless I get in another shower |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Depends what I've ate, if it's a curry from the night before it's a messy one, probably the wiping takes longer than the actual shit itself but if it's lacking of fibre then I'll do a Houdini where minimal wiping is required but to be honest I don't feel clean after any toilet because you always know what you've done
Equally frustrating is getting ready, shaving, clipping nails, trimming pubic region, moisturiser, after shave balm, deodorant, wee skoosh on the balls with OneMillion in case I get lucky and then bam! A massive shit is needed so it's off to the toilet for a massive stinker, one where the eyes water and it ruins the whole 45 minutes getting ready because I know no matter how good I smell I'm chewing chocolate for the rest of that day unless I get in another shower "
Am glad you didn't do the Andrex advert lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Depends what I've ate, if it's a curry from the night before it's a messy one, probably the wiping takes longer than the actual shit itself but if it's lacking of fibre then I'll do a Houdini where minimal wiping is required but to be honest I don't feel clean after any toilet because you always know what you've done
Equally frustrating is getting ready, shaving, clipping nails, trimming pubic region, moisturiser, after shave balm, deodorant, wee skoosh on the balls with OneMillion in case I get lucky and then bam! A massive shit is needed so it's off to the toilet for a massive stinker, one where the eyes water and it ruins the whole 45 minutes getting ready because I know no matter how good I smell I'm chewing chocolate for the rest of that day unless I get in another shower
Am glad you didn't do the Andrex advert lol "
Hey, it's a serious answer to a serious question, shitting is no joke
When You've got to go, you've got to go, all these imposters with there fluffier than fluff bullshit, bet their ring smells like an alkies foreskin after a shit |
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