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JUST SEEN A STATUS THAT SAYS .....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've just read a status and I burst out laughing, it read
"... "Hate when u get pestered for sex then u give in and he cums in 2 minutes aargh". "
I was thinking, was that twice in the 2 minutes and how long did she wait before giving in lolllllllllllllllll
I wonder if it pays to look around for a sexy experience guy or is just as popular sticking your hand in a lucky dip full of cranky rattlesnakes
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
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"I've just read a status and I burst out laughing, it read
"... "Hate when u get pestered for sex then u give in and he cums in 2 minutes aargh". "
I was thinking, was that twice in the 2 minutes and how long did she wait before giving in lolllllllllllllllll
I wonder if it pays to look around for a sexy experience guy or is just as popular sticking your hand in a lucky dip full of cranky rattlesnakes
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Lol
Made me laugh too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2minutes?
Can't imagine anything lasting that long..did that include a smoke and sending for a takeaway?
Only if she ordered it "
Naw, if she's paying.
I mean, it sounds as if the guy did all the work, twice |
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Obviously the geezer got too excited..I mean imagine pestering someone for sex on a sex(call it a swingers site all u want)site,how dare he...50 lashes..eh maybe not,he might cum after first crack o the whip! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2 mins? Takes me back to when I fell pregnant the first time. Managed the whole lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels during the break while watching coronation street. Might've even managed to stick the kettle on too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 mins? Takes me back to when I fell pregnant the first time. Managed the whole lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels during the break while watching coronation street. Might've even managed to stick the kettle on too. "
lol, I honestly don't know what to say to that lolllllllll
except I hope your wee one is doing great
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"2 mins? Takes me back to when I fell pregnant the first time. Managed the whole lock, stock and 2 smoking barrels during the break while watching coronation street. Might've even managed to stick the kettle on too.
lol, I honestly don't know what to say to that lolllllllll
except I hope your wee one is doing great
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Maybe apologise for trying to beat the record?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!! "
you were on the ball with that (I know I know it was the best I could come up with at short notice ) |
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
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"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!! "
Stick to BBC lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!! you were on the ball with that (I know I know it was the best I could come up with at short notice )"
Poor DLT!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!!
Stick to BBC lol
No advertising"
Or just use reliable contraception lol |
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
bellshill |
"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!!
Stick to BBC lol
No advertising
Or just use reliable contraception lol "
Or that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My wee one is 5ft 8 and 16 now lol but thanks for kind wishes. Her sister was conceived the following year at half time of an England Poland euro football match!! you were on the ball with that (I know I know it was the best I could come up with at short notice )
Poor DLT!!! "
I know |
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