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over a year ago
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"Cucumber is great you burn of more calories using it than you do eating it happy days.  "
The last time I introduced a cucumber into the bedroom both me n the lass were pretty d*unk,her more than me.
Anyway after fucking her with it for a wee while she grabs it off me n starts sucking on it,moaning n slurping with wanton abandon.
Then she took a big bite off the end n spat it out right across the bedroom where it thudded off the wall n landed on the floor,which promptly ended the cucumber shenanigans!
Was funny as fuck!  |
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ha ha ha ha ha this reminds me of a good pal of mine, and i still crack up at this one.....
she's a TG sado masochist, Domme/sub/switch (whatever takes her fancy at the time basically).... anyway..
she was in a chatroom one night and commented on 'fucking machines' and how she felt she coud make her own..... so make her own she did, with the motor from an electric sunroof, she went on to describe how well it performed etc...
naturally me being a bit of a chunto i asked " sunroof motor eh?.... did it leak?"........
quick as a flash she replies .... " no, but the fucking car did".  |
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Use a toilet roll inner and drop a condom inside, using the edge to open to condom up, fill it with water then tie a knot in to condom and dispose of the cardboard.
Freeze, then rinse before use but makes an amazing ice dildo.
Combine with someone drinking coffee and giving you oral makes for amazing hot/cold sensations
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"I saw a pic on here earlier today and she had a sweet corn husk up her butt!
Really can't see the fascination of that one lol "
Do you think when she has the shits she has that thought 'cant remember eating corn!' |
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