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"Thought i heard the onions in my fridge singing bee gees songs
.........but when i opened the door it was just the chives talking "
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If vegetarians love animals so much... why do they keep eating their food  |
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"I took a sexual harrassment course today...
Think i'm gonna be pretty good at it  "
Ohhh I think so lolol I'd like to change job too...
working in a mirror factory for instance... thats something I can totally see my self doing  |
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"I took a sexual harrassment course today...
Think i'm gonna be pretty good at it
Ohhh I think so lolol I'd like to change job too...
working in a mirror factory for instance... thats something I can totally see my self doing "
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a guy goes to a fancy dress party dressed only in his underpants..the party host asks what are you supposed to be? its fancy dress
the guy says "I'm premature ejaculation i've just come in my pants"
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A mother and father take their 6-year old son to a family nude beach. As the boy walks along the sand, he notices that many of the women have boobs bigger than his mother's, so he goes back to ask her why.
She tells her son, "The bigger they are, the sillier the lady is."
The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger things than his dad does.
She replies, "The bigger they are, the dumber the man is."
Again satisfied with her answer, the boy goes back to the ocean to play. Shortly thereafter, the boy returns and promptly tells his mother "Daddy is talking to the
silliest lady on the beach, and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets. |
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A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!" |
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I got banned for life from b&q the other week . .silly mistake on my part really,I walked in and this guy in orange overalls came up to me and said do you want decking ? So I hit him first .
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"A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having sex. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn't please her, so he always used a big dildo on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a dildo. She said "I knew it, asshole, explain the dildo!" He said, "Explain the kids!""
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