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By *lue4you OP Couple
over a year ago
Lanarkshire |
My Nookie days re over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout!
Time was when, on it's own,
from my trousers it would spring
but now it's just a full time job
to find the fucking thing!
it used to be embarasing
the way it would behave,
for every single morning it would
stand and watch me shave!
Now as old age approaches
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang it's little head
& watch me tie my shoes.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My Nookie days re over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout!
Time was when, on it's own,
from my trousers it would spring
but now it's just a full time job
to find the fucking thing!
it used to be embarasing
the way it would behave,
for every single morning it would
stand and watch me shave!
Now as old age approaches
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang it's little head
& watch me tie my shoes.
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Just flop any loose skin over your japs eye and it won't see a thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mr Blue - I don't think yours will ever die - just needs a few days to recover! Lol!
If it does die however I'm sure lovely Lady Blue will have both you and it stuffed and mounted above her bed!
Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My Nookie days re over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout!
Time was when, on it's own,
from my trousers it would spring
but now it's just a full time job
to find the fucking thing!
it used to be embarasing
the way it would behave,
for every single morning it would
stand and watch me shave!
Now as old age approaches
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang it's little head
& watch me tie my shoes.
"
Lol love it!!! Eloquent as ever Mr Blue but I don't believe a word of it 
Luv Caz xXx |
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"My Nookie days re over
My pilot light is out
What used to be my sex appeal
is now my water spout!
Time was when, on it's own,
from my trousers it would spring
but now it's just a full time job
to find the fucking thing!
it used to be embarasing
the way it would behave,
for every single morning it would
stand and watch me shave!
Now as old age approaches
it sure gives me the blues,
to see it hang it's little head
& watch me tie my shoes.
"
Didn't seem that way to me at the last get together 
K x |
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