 |
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
A man walks into a pub loading a gun with six bullets,he shout he is going to shoot any body who has fucked his wife ,a short silence ! Then a voice from the back of the pub shouts damm dude you will need more than six bullets x add a joke if you like could do with a giggle |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I used to know a guy who got struck off for commiting just one minor indescretion... slept with one patient in 20 years...so unfair as he was so talented at his job... best vet in Scotland...  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"I used to know a guy who got struck off for commiting just one minor indescretion... slept with one patient in 20 years...so unfair as he was so talented at his job... best vet in Scotland... "
Ha ha ha, brilliant  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"I used to know a guy who got struck off for commiting just one minor indescretion... slept with one patient in 20 years...so unfair as he was so talented at his job... best vet in Scotland...
Ha ha ha, brilliant "
 |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
A man walks in to a pub orders a pint drinks it, turns to his left and says all you on my left are fucking stupid and turns to his right and says all you on my right are fucking daft . He gets a tug on his sleeve from.a wee guy on his right hey i am not daft, and he says get get over there pointing to his left. I think that joke is better told lol |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"I used to know a guy who got struck off for commiting just one minor indescretion... slept with one patient in 20 years...so unfair as he was so talented at his job... best vet in Scotland... "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
A d*unk girl staggered up to me in the street last night and said, "Can I pinch a cigarette from you, please?"
"Show me your tits and then ask me the question again." I replied.
So she lifted up her top and bra and said, "Can I pinch a cigarette from you, please?"
"Sorry, luv. I don't smoke." |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *mudg3rMan
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Lad walks into a bar and orders 10 whiskies lined up next to each other. "Bloody hell" says the barman. "What's the occasion"?
"First blow job" replies the young lad.
"Good on ya" says the barman. "Here - let me get you one as well".
"No thanks" the young guy says. "If 10 whiskies don't get rid of the taste, I can't imagine one more will".
BOOM BOOM. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"Lad walks into a bar and orders 10 whiskies lined up next to each other. "Bloody hell" says the barman. "What's the occasion"?
"First blow job" replies the young lad.
"Good on ya" says the barman. "Here - let me get you one as well".
"No thanks" the young guy says. "If 10 whiskies don't get rid of the taste, I can't imagine one more will".
BOOM BOOM. "
|
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
