I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!
When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'
However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my belly   |
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"I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!
When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'
However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my belly "
Body of a God...shame it's a Buddha?  |
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"I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!
When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'
However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my belly
Body of a God...shame it's a Buddha? "
LOL my Mum-in-law always said she treated my Dad-in-law like a God... she gave him burnt offerings (she was an awful cook lol)  |
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"I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!
When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'
However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my belly
Body of a God...shame it's a Buddha? "
And what's wrong with Buddha? |
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"I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!
When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'
However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my belly "
A husband and wife that rip the piss outta of each other stay together that's what I say! As long as there's no malice behind it nowt wrong with abit of ribbing and cheek . Being married to the legend that is Bunkie I know all about cheek lol x |
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"I know, sounds like it's going to be another soppy post...... It isn't!!!
When the Mrs said I was a bff I thought, 'Awww, that's really nice, she thinks we will be best friends forever'
However...... she then proceeded to call me a BIG FAT FUCK and patted my
Body of a God...shame it's a Buddha?
And what's wrong with Buddha? "
Beat me to it
The wee fat guy whose belly you rub for luck is not Buddha, he is in fact Budai or Cloth Sack, he is often mixed up for Gautama and therefore often referred to as the Laughing Buddha but he is certainly not Gautama the Buddha |
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