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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Monday mornings are crap, but mine was brightened up whilst in a clients office listening to this story from one of the older guys, roughly mid to late 60s.
Past week or so he's slept funny and one side of his neck has been tight and sore, so his wife books him in with a massage therapist fairly new to their area located in a beauticians. 10am Saturday morning he's about to leave and the wife tells him he's to go and ask for a Rub and Tug not a deep tissue or Swedish 
He said he got into the beauticians, filled out a health form, was shown in and lay down, tells the girl the wife wanted him to get a Rub n Tug and the Chinese lassie went fucking mental slapping him on the head and shouting all the way out the front door
Well played wife, well played!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Monday mornings are crap, but mine was brightened up whilst in a clients office listening to this story from one of the older guys, roughly mid to late 60s.
Past week or so he's slept funny and one side of his neck has been tight and sore, so his wife books him in with a massage therapist fairly new to their area located in a beauticians. 10am Saturday morning he's about to leave and the wife tells him he's to go and ask for a Rub and Tug not a deep tissue or Swedish
He said he got into the beauticians, filled out a health form, was shown in and lay down, tells the girl the wife wanted him to get a Rub n Tug and the Chinese lassie went fucking mental slapping him on the head and shouting all the way out the front door
Well played wife, well played!!!"
LOL... ffs did he forget her birthday or summat - he could've got arrested, can't believe he actually fell for that |
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