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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A cute girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the pavement. Well, who should be walking in the neighbourhood, but little old Grandma. The girl became quite frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the girl said that some people were giving out free juicy oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, as well, questioning all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"
Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite easy officer, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry."
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
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"A cute girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her Grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the girl.
The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the pavement. Well, who should be walking in the neighbourhood, but little old Grandma. The girl became quite frantic.
Sure enough, Grandma noticed her granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are you lining up for dear?" Not willing to let grandma in on her secret, the girl said that some people were giving out free juicy oranges and that she was lining up for some.
"Mmmm, sounds lovely," said Grandma, "I think I'll have some myself," she continued as she made her way to the back of the line. A police officer made his way down the line, as well, questioning all of the prostitutes.
When he got to Grandma at the end of the line, he was bewildered. "But, you're so old, how do you do it?"
Grandma replied," Oh, it's quite easy officer, I just remove my dentures and suck 'em dry."
(Any resemblance to fabbers past or present is purely coincidental!)"
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