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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"do fanny farts count?  "
I suppose any pump will do laine. The good lord plays many a cruel trick when we are in the height of passion. Its trying to keep a straight face and look suave and sexy that cracks me up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ffs my pal farted a real blast when she was getting an internal from the doctor... every time I go for a smear now I get a fit of the giggles and have to explain to the doctor why I'm laughing and crying too! x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i just love sprouts.(mr me)but they dont have that effect on me im glad to say. but yes we have had the old windy problem once or twice but and near ended ourselves laughing lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember when I lost my virginity, I ended up giving the guy a blowjob. He was lying down and I was sorta perched on my knees, butt in the air and head down. I was trying desperately not to fart, and I have to say that's just about all I remember about the experience!
As for farting in front of new partners, only if I know it's going to be silent and hope that it won't be stinking out the bed.
Fanny farts really are a pain though. No control over them whatsoever and they sound horrendous.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How can you not laugh when someone farts during fucking..........frankly if the person doesnt laff doesnt that tell you all you need to know about them? Giggling during sex is not always a bad thing !! Obviously a Goddess doesnt fart during the act....but if she did - it would smell of Chanel lolololol
Giggling Roxy xx |
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By *oonboyMan
over a year ago
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holy shit....pardon the pun.....i know there have been some weird posts on here but cmon LOLOLOL...however whilst on the subject....never farted during the act itself....but have relieved the pressure afterwards...with much laughter !! (must be a bloke thing laffing at ur own fart) , peurile i know but made my day ! and i never met a woman yet who actually farted, but plenty of fanny suction if that makes sense (kinda a plunger noise) lmao , mebbes im goin at it too fast LOLOL note to self....my try harder... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I tend to save it till the morning after... doesn't earn me any brownie points mind you!!! 
That said, holding it in only seems to make it worse/louder when you do eventually let one go haha |
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