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A Pound For Every Penny
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right a Little giggle here;
If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.
Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"
Let the festive frolics begin
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"Right a Little giggle here;
If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.
Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"
Let the festive frolics begin
"
I thought you were taller pmsl
Actually it could be any of the following
You busy tonight driver?
Is this your car ?
Is this your real job?
What time do you finish ?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right a Little giggle here;
If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.
Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"
Let the festive frolics begin
I thought you were taller pmsl
Actually it could be any of the following
You busy tonight driver?
Is this your car ?
Is this your real job?
What time do you finish ?
"
You forgot
"Hows the Weather Been"
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"Right a Little giggle here;
If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.
Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"
Let the festive frolics begin
I thought you were taller pmsl
Actually it could be any of the following
You busy tonight driver?
Is this your car ?
Is this your real job?
What time do you finish ?
You forgot
"Hows the Weather Been"
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Btw off topic for a second ..was great to meet you on saturday m8 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right a Little giggle here;
If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.
Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"
Let the festive frolics begin
I thought you were taller pmsl
Actually it could be any of the following
You busy tonight driver?
Is this your car ?
Is this your real job?
What time do you finish ?
You forgot
"Hows the Weather Been"
Btw off topic for a second ..was great to meet you on saturday m8 "
Now Bunkie stop it....not allowed to go off topic   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right a Little giggle here;
If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.
Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"
Let the festive frolics begin
I thought you were taller pmsl
Actually it could be any of the following
You busy tonight driver?
Is this your car ?
Is this your real job?
What time do you finish ?
You forgot
"Hows the Weather Been"
Btw off topic for a second ..was great to meet you on saturday m8 "
Aww mucker
Thanks
Thought you wur taller or was I wearing my heels.
It was great to finally meet ya and have a laugh but back on topic, I normally get from people
"Fuck, Why Did I meet Ya" |
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"How big are they?
lolllll
and what's your reply
to mine, my reply is "It's Ok, you'll Only Feel A Little Prick"
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Ha ha that made me chuckle
I don't have a standard reply- infact I probably rarely reply to those messages.
Was once asked in a club and the guy followed it with "can I fuck you if I get it right...' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How big are they?
lolllll
and what's your reply
to mine, my reply is "It's Ok, you'll Only Feel A Little Prick"
Ha ha that made me chuckle
I don't have a standard reply- infact I probably rarely reply to those messages.
Was once asked in a club and the guy followed it with "can I fuck you if I get it right...' "
and did he get it right
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right a Little giggle here;
If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.
Mines is "Fuck, That's Gonna Hurt If You Shove it In"
Let the festive frolics begin
I thought you were taller pmsl
Actually it could be any of the following
You busy tonight driver?
Is this your car ?
Is this your real job?
What time do you finish ?
"
Has nobody said "Are you an Uber?"  |
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"How big are they?
lolllll
and what's your reply
to mine, my reply is "It's Ok, you'll Only Feel A Little Prick"
Ha ha that made me chuckle
I don't have a standard reply- infact I probably rarely reply to those messages.
Was once asked in a club and the guy followed it with "can I fuck you if I get it right...'
and did he get it right
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Nope... I gave up after five guesses... wasn't my idea of a fun game |
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" If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be."
Are you really French??
I have never been with a black girl?
But I do have a cheeky reply in store for them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 05/12/16 18:20:51]
I always get something along the lines of , cherub i know your only into women but
But .... Why not make an exception for me??? Lol x"
Spot on lol xx |
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" If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.
Are you really French??
I have never been with a black girl?
But I do have a cheeky reply in store for them "
Sorry Max. I'll refine my approaches in future  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" If you had a pound for every penny that someone said something regular to you, what would it be.
Are you really French??
I have never been with a black girl?
But I do have a cheeky reply in store for them "
A cheeky reply, you , neverrrrrrr
Love and kisses
XxX
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"[Removed by poster at 05/12/16 18:20:51]
I always get something along the lines of , cherub i know your only into women but
But .... Why not make an exception for me??? Lol x
Spot on lol xx "
I get that all the time and when tell them no thanks they say god loves a tryer |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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One of the regular ones I get;
"Why Do They Call You Horsey, Is It The Size O Your Cock?"
I Say "No ffs, It's Cause I Have Buck Teeth".
Then I smile and all you see is a confused look on their faces.
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