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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My eyeball, that is! Hit my eye with the corner of the towel coming out the shower this morning! What's the strangest self inflicted injury you've had?
(BTW, It's still bloody sore, if any ladies want to kiss it better!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did.
Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair.
Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose" |
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"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did.
Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair.
Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose""
And have you?? I hope not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did.
Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair.
Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose"
And have you?? I hope not "
Thankfully not! Although I was very wary of looking in the mirror on Sunday morning. All is well  and as long as I don't poke my forehead it isn't sore  |
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"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did.
Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair.
Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose"
And have you?? I hope not
Thankfully not! Although I was very wary of looking in the mirror on Sunday morning. All is well and as long as I don't poke my forehead it isn't sore "
And I am sure no one will be poking your forehead on here so you're safe lol |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating
But that's only your starter for 10
The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating
But that's only your starter for 10
The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it
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My eyes are watering now, and it's nothing to do with the towel! |
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"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating
But that's only your starter for 10
The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it
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We got a bleeder!! |
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I once tripped over the cat when I was about to put deodorant on.. while I was falling I managed to spray the deodorant in my eyes/mouth before smacking my hend off the bathroom door.
Still convinced the cat was trying to kill me
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once tripped over the cat when I was about to put deodorant on.. while I was falling I managed to spray the deodorant in my eyes/mouth before smacking my hend off the bathroom door.
Still convinced the cat was trying to kill me
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Of course it was! Evil beasts, cats! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Stepped off a swing, ripped multiple fibres in my calf. Leg turned black, blue and green, from toes to mid thigh.
Almost made the doc barf when I finally got to see them.
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The perils of swinging, eh? |
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By *onniemMan
over a year ago
South Lanarkshire |
"On Saturday I leant on the arm of a chair and didn't expect it to move... it certainly did.
Followed by me faceplanting the solid back of the chair.
Followed by the hilarity and the worry "I hope it doesn't bruise" "I hope I haven't broken my nose"
And have you?? I hope not
Thankfully not! Although I was very wary of looking in the mirror on Sunday morning. All is well and as long as I don't poke my forehead it isn't sore
And I am sure no one will be poking your forehead on here so you're safe lol "
Did someone mention poking ?  |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating
But that's only your starter for 10
The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it
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This reminds me of a Kevin Bloody Wilson Song!  |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
Glasgow |
"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating
But that's only your starter for 10
The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it
This reminds me of a Kevin Bloody Wilson Song! "
Ha ha yeah now that was a good one |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
Edin |
"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating
But that's only your starter for 10
The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it
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Oh my !! I think button up jeans is the way to go now lol x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Zipping my jeans up quickly whilst going commando . . .to see your own Foreskin still outside the zip when it's fully up is upsetting to say the least . . . the pain is excruciating
But that's only your starter for 10
The real deal is managing the pain unzipping for free it
Oh my !! I think button up jeans is the way to go now lol x"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Head butted a car while fixing it broke my nose also whacked my finger with really big hammer broke the tip and had to have nail removed Ps avoid fixing cars thay are dangerous |
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