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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pmsl jacs had sex last night with malc of course and as always was not too bad actually lol xxx
1. yes we both like you hunni,
2, were both happy bunnies,
3, will sort a wee lunch soon,xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. why havent you visited us?
2, would you like to visit us?
3, when are you visiting us? pmsl xxxxx
ps we have loads of haribo lol
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1. you too busy fuckin without me ye fekkrs lol
2. yes yes yes!
3. as soon as we can arrange a date to suit us all..... and hey I got a room for the social and ye were still too busy! (fekkers fucking each other mutter mutter)
Haribo champagne and fags and you two....... I may never move out!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1. Do you wear your shades all the time?
2. What DO you "lack in the physical"?
3. If i followed you home, would you keep me?"
1. I was wearing my shades as part of a fancy dress outfit, I usually only wear them if its sunny or while driving.
2. My physical lacking is I'm not as lithe and full of energy as I used to be, can only gangbang once a week now lol.
3. If you followed me home I'd keep you as a pet... that's how I got my first husband  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Laine ...
1 . If i went into recording studio .what song would you ask me too sing for you.
2 .If you had to give up your Haribos,and exchange it for something i have,what wld it be.
3 .If we ended up in a secluded Carribean beach, what would we chat about.
lol
Buboo ....x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"we are moving to england then not too far from you afterwards...wanna play? lol
are you bringing a bottle?
where did you get those boots..?
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1. If you are thirty or over when you move here... woohoooo watch this space!
2. I never turn up at anyones home or party emptyhanded, friends will confirm, so a bottle of veuve will be clutched in my sticky mit
3. I stole the boots off a friend till she remembered I had them and took them back....(never fitted her anyway) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Laine ...
1 . If i went into recording studio .what song would you ask me too sing for you.
2 .If you had to give up your Haribos,and exchange it for something i have,what wld it be.
3 .If we ended up in a secluded Carribean beach, what would we chat about.
lol
Buboo ....x"
bub
1. I'd ask you to please sing "Don't give up (because you are loved)" by Josh Groban
2. Step away from the Haribos!!!!! if I was to exchange them it would be for a share of your macaroni cheese
3. Probably chat about the same things I'd chat about on my local beach.......whos being buried first? talk of everything and nothing really
Laine xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"laine
1. when we doing lunch?
2.why haribo???they no nice lol
3.did you know u one of the nicest ones on here??"
Katy
1. next week
2. I love kiddy mix cos the tiny wee jelly babies are soooo scrummy, and tangfastic cos they are so sour they draw the cheeks of yer arse lol
3. Thank you for saying that mwahhhh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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laine.
1. if u became famous what would you want it to be for ?
2. how are u so slim when u eat haribos all the time?
3. how old were u when u lost ur virginity? and where were u ?
fifelass xxx
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"laine.
1. if u became famous what would you want it to be for ?
2. how are u so slim when u eat haribos all the time?
3. how old were u when u lost ur virginity? and where were u ?
fifelass xxx
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Fifelass
1.I'd want to invent a hand held translator .. yes TRANSlator that could interpret every language in the world, that way there's no excuse for the politicians and peacemakers to say something got lost in translation... plus I'd have one too cos I am a nosy old gossip and would have to know what everyone is saying about everyone else.
2. I'm lucky that my mum gave me a great set of genes, all my family eat like horses and are built for speed.... true thoroughbreds lol.
3. I was about 16 years old and abandoned it on my best friends big brothers erect cock... I made him lie on the floor and impaled myself lol... may have been a bit of a domme little madam then!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"laine
1) how come yer so luverly to me?
2) when we gonna do something other than sleep in same bed
2) where ye hidden the haribos this time???????????????????????????????????"
Maddy
1. reciprocity... you are a clever cow
as well as a mad one, you'll know what that word means
2. If we can stay awake long enough it might just happen!
3. usual places, under the duvet or down my cleavage... come get!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"'Willow'do you like buffy?
How do you make a worm cry?
Vinegar or brown sauce?"
Peaches
1. never watch any series past the
first few episodes so Buffy is long gone for me.
2. I usually say is that it? call yerself a worm? I've seen bigger caterpillars!
3. Both, cos I'm a greedy girl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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can i have a platform for my feet to rest as they fed up dangling from the fire place lol ?
can you please remember i am human an feed me at least once a week ?
can u take me down every nite and play with me lol ?
well can ye lol  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"can i have a platform for my feet to rest as they fed up dangling from the fire place lol ?
can you please remember i am human an feed me at least once a week ?
can u take me down every nite and play with me lol ?
well can ye lol "
LMAO Sioux! my wee mantlepiece ornament ye!
1. I shall put a wee silken cushion on the mantle so you can lie down and rest your tootsies too.
2. As you are a special wee ornament I will feed you cherry and cream, and teacakes everyday.
3. lol see above answer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"can i have a platform for my feet to rest as they fed up dangling from the fire place lol ?
can you please remember i am human an feed me at least once a week ?
can u take me down every nite and play with me lol ?
well can ye lol
LMAO Sioux! my wee mantlepiece ornament ye!
1. I shall put a wee silken cushion on the mantle so you can lie down and rest your tootsies too.
2. As you are a special wee ornament I will feed you cherry and cream, and teacakes everyday.
3. lol see above answer! "
oh laine me hunni im no movin fae urs ......... never ever ever ever .
cherry n cream every day mmmmmmmmmm an tea cakes tooo woooooooow heaven now xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"pmsl sioux !!!! your no the only one whos feet dangles over edge of things when you sit down . but i thank god we are all same height led in bed hehee ! "
llf im aye the wan needin 6 inch heels tae reach the men lol xxxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is your cock still orange?
Have you succumbed to any of the torture the fab ladies seem overtly eager to dish out to you?
And can you pop in to morrisons and get me some French fancies and drop them round?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you drink wine
Do you drink wine during the day
Do you drink wine at the weekend
Cheeky fecker..... Only weekends "
thats for ignoring my love texts too youagain
Especially after doin yer fekin ironing. And yer
Recycling |
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"Do you drink wine
Do you drink wine during the day
Do you drink wine at the weekend
Cheeky fecker..... Only weekends thats for ignoring my love texts too youagain
Especially after doin yer fekin ironing. And yer
Recycling "
You've not sent me any durty mails  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you drink wine
Do you drink wine during the day
Do you drink wine at the weekend
Cheeky fecker..... Only weekends thats for ignoring my love texts too youagain
Especially after doin yer fekin ironing. And yer
Recycling
You've not sent me any durty mails "
yip I did 7 hrs ago lol  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Have ever thought about men sexually
Does kickin tyres get you hard
How big are your thighs "
No, no and pretty big 
Is your cock still orange?
Did you unplug the site to plug your straighteners in?
Did you pull on princes st today? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have ever thought about men sexually
Does kickin tyres get you hard
How big are your thighs
No, no and pretty big
Is your cock still orange?
Did you unplug the site to plug your straighteners in?
Did you pull on princes st today? "
yes
No gave you straightneed for your chest
And no more chance me pulling a muscle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are you shaved
Do you right your own material
Ate you happy being king "
Trimmed
My material is almost always right, & I don't write it first - it just comes out.
I've eaten royalty (Queens & that lot) many times as Da King. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you hav one eye and a hook 
How big is your ship
Are you addicted to faa
Haha soz "
1: Have you found the extra spice (girl)?
2: What's wrong with Bi guys?
3: Does it get irritating signing in with upper & lower case letters in your username? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you hav one eye and a hook
How big is your ship
Are you addicted to faa
Haha soz "
I have two eyes and a one eye
Its the biggest this side of allloa
Yes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you hav one eye and a hook
How big is your ship
Are you addicted to faa
Haha soz
1: Have you found the extra spice (girl)?
2: What's wrong with Bi guys?
3: Does it get irritating signing in with upper & lower case letters in your username?"
No still looking
A love bi guys
Writing irritates me a was never really good at
It |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you hav one eye and a hook
How big is your ship
Are you addicted to faa
Haha soz "
if I said you had a beautiful arse would you hold it agaist me
Do like pirates
Would you like to play on a bouncy castle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1. Pass
2. However was the most sexually aroused at the time
3. Whats a woodchuck?
ok here goes:
1. Favorite pot noodle flavour if pushed?
2. Favourite sexual position?
3. Which Spice girl would you be? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you hav one eye and a hook
How big is your ship
Are you addicted to faa
Haha soz
1: Have you found the extra spice (girl)?
2: What's wrong with Bi guys?
3: Does it get irritating signing in with upper & lower case letters in your username?"
1. Nope 
2 nothing wrong with bi guys
3 and no as dnt have to sign in as use fne and it auto saves |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Do you hav one eye and a hook
How big is your ship
Are you addicted to faa
Haha soz if I said you had a beautiful arse would you hold it agaist me
Do like pirates
Would you like to play on a bouncy castle "
Oh def a would haha
Love pirates as long as not got a hook ouch
Bouncy castles are fun and reguarly bounce haha
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"1. Pass
2. However was the most sexually aroused at the time
3. Whats a woodchuck?
ok here goes:
1. Favorite pot noodle flavour if pushed?
2. Favourite sexual position?
3. Which Spice girl would you be?"
1 dont do pot noodle but love beef super noodles
2 any !!!aslong both parties enjoying it
3 deviant spice lol !!
okies questions .....
1 whats your life motto
2 do you believe in karma
3 brown or tomatoe sauce on a bacon buttie ??
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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago
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okies questions .....
1 whats your life motto
2 do you believe in karma
3 brown or tomatoe sauce on a bacon buttie ??
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1. Never raise your voice, it pisses them off.
2. No
3. Brown
My Q's
1. Whos bike
2 Whos bike
3 Whos bike
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okies questions .....
1 whats your life motto
2 do you believe in karma
3 brown or tomatoe sauce on a bacon buttie ??
1. Never raise your voice, it pisses them off.
2. No
3. Brown
My Q's
1. Whos bike
2 Whos bike
3 Whos bike
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lmao !!!! an old friend on the site .having to thinkof what i can do now lolx |
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