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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago
south east |
Right folks its that time of year ..time to put forward members to take up their rolls in this years nativity
Virgin mary-
Joseph-
Baby jesus-
3 wise men-
The angel gabriel-
The inn keeper
Lets hear your ideas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Err...ahem....Mrs Doyle
Good tea making virtuous lady   "
Dont remember one of them in the original version 
Think there was a cute ass tho  |
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol
No pay no stay lol
Nawty Max - inn keepers bit on the side  "
I was gonna grow a beard and be one of the wise men, am the right colour lol |
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol
No pay no stay lol
Nawty Max - inn keepers bit on the side
I was gonna grow a beard and be one of the wise men, am the right colour lol "
And I thought you preferred clean shaven |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol
No pay no stay lol
Nawty Max - inn keepers bit on the side
I was gonna grow a beard and be one of the wise men, am the right colour lol "
Max, wee one, you'll never ever suit a beard |
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol
No pay no stay lol
Nawty Max - inn keepers bit on the side
I was gonna grow a beard and be one of the wise men, am the right colour lol
Max, wee one, you'll never ever suit a beard "
aww Mature, ya sweet talker.
You can be the Bright Star in the sky lol |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
Edin |
"Don't we need a choir to sing the songs xx who's good at singing xx
I can play the trumpet lol
Ohh good I can sing a little xx "
I couldn't even get in the choir unless I've had a wee drink because then I definitely think I sound like Madonna |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think you'll struggle with the 'virgin' Mary on here _unkie
Costa, Inn-keeper
Putting the poor pregnant Mary oot in da cold lol
No pay no stay lol
Nawty Max - inn keepers bit on the side
I was gonna grow a beard and be one of the wise men, am the right colour lol
Max, wee one, you'll never ever suit a beard
aww Mature, ya sweet talker.
You can be the Bright Star in the sky lol "
Thank you Max
I'll take that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception.... "
Remember it's all fake |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
Edin |
"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception.... "
The turkey basters are busy this time of year |
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception....
Remember it's all fake "
That's good, snip took care of that lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception....
Remember it's all fake
That's good, snip took care of that lol "
Knew you were a baster |
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"Il be The virgin mary ..if she can fake the immaculate conception then so the bloody well can I
And if you want any help with the conception....
The turkey basters are busy this time of year "
pmsl T n |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
Edin |
"Can I be a shepherd and in the choir? I love singing and was always a shepherd at school so know the part pretty well"
It's a difficult job herding all those sheep so I applaud your dedication to want to take on the role again |
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"Can I be a shepherd and in the choir? I love singing and was always a shepherd at school so know the part pretty well
It's a difficult job herding all those sheep so I applaud your dedication to want to take on the role again "
Baaaaaa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be a shepherd and in the choir? I love singing and was always a shepherd at school so know the part pretty well
It's a difficult job herding all those sheep so I applaud your dedication to want to take on the role again
Baaaaaa "
You can be the black sheep Starbuckie |
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"Can I be a shepherd and in the choir? I love singing and was always a shepherd at school so know the part pretty well
It's a difficult job herding all those sheep so I applaud your dedication to want to take on the role again
Baaaaaa
You can be the black sheep Starbuckie "
No change then mrs D |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
Edin |
The nativity reminds me when my daughter was in P1 and got the role of the star as opposed to Mary which she desperately wanted to be ... she did however learn Mary's part inside out incase in her words "poor Mary fell down the stairs at School or got locked in the girls changing room by mistake" |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
Edin |
"The nativity reminds me when my daughter was in P1 and got the role of the star as opposed to Mary which she desperately wanted to be ... she did however learn Mary's part inside out incase in her words "poor Mary fell down the stairs at School or got locked in the girls changing room by mistake"
There's a little girl not to mess with lol "
I am happy to say no harm came to Mary during the Production and my Star shone bright |
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"The nativity reminds me when my daughter was in P1 and got the role of the star as opposed to Mary which she desperately wanted to be ... she did however learn Mary's part inside out incase in her words "poor Mary fell down the stairs at School or got locked in the girls changing room by mistake"
There's a little girl not to mess with lol
I am happy to say no harm came to Mary during the Production and my Star shone bright "
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"Cam I be a shepherd too? I love little lambs and I've got a nice dressing gown and tea towel!!
Bothy is my wise man.
Stripey tea towel I hope "
I remember the stripey tea towel from the school plays lol |
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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago
south east |
Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - MatureGentleman
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - MatureGentleman
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "
Told you yesterday....Dlt for the Baby Jesus
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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago
south east |
"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - MatureGentleman
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
Told you yesterday....Dlt for the Baby Jesus
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He's way too grumpy lol....he'll get cast in this years pantomime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - MatureGentleman
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
Told you yesterday....Dlt for the Baby Jesus
He's way too grumpy lol....he'll get cast in this years pantomime "
As Baron Hardon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - MatureGentleman
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "
have u just cast yourself as a wise man?? hahahahahaha.......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - MatureGentleman
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "
Awww yasssss I got the Angel part I'm gonna have to sort my outfit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - MatureGentleman
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "
How the hell did I end up as Joseph??
thought I was baby Jesus or the star  |
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By *andsCouple
over a year ago
Edin |
"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - MatureGentleman
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
How the hell did I end up as Joseph??
thought I was baby Jesus or the star "
Promoted overnight |
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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago
south east |
"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - MatureGentleman
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
have u just cast yourself as a wise man?? hahahahahaha.......... "
What you trying to say like |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - MatureGentleman
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
have u just cast yourself as a wise man?? hahahahahaha..........
What you trying to say like "
Bunkie I think he is trying to say well ohh never mind lol |
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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago
south east |
"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - Bothy
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - MatureGentleman
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "
There fixed it bothy lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - Furry
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - MatureGentleman
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
There fixed it bothy lol "
Err..I think as Mary I want a say in this 
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By *UNKIE OP Man
over a year ago
south east |
"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - Furry
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - MatureGentleman
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
There fixed it bothy lol
Err..I think as Mary I want a say in this
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You dont need a say ..its not like you'll be getting any remember your a virgin |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
near Glasgow |
"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - Bothy
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - MatureGentleman
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol
There fixed it bothy lol "
Thank you, Bunkie!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The original Nativity was to have taken place in Glasgow but got changed to Bethlehem at the last minute. . They couldn't find 3 wise men AND a virgin anywhere in town. . allegedly!"
Far less chance in Coatbridge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The original Nativity was to have taken place in Glasgow but got changed to Bethlehem at the last minute. . They couldn't find 3 wise men AND a virgin anywhere in town. . allegedly!"
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The original Nativity was to have taken place in Glasgow but got changed to Bethlehem at the last minute. . They couldn't find 3 wise men AND a virgin anywhere in town. . allegedly!
Lol "
You may laugh, but in the Ayrshire version Mary & Joseph were sister & brother! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The original Nativity was to have taken place in Glasgow but got changed to Bethlehem at the last minute. . They couldn't find 3 wise men AND a virgin anywhere in town. . allegedly!
Lol
You may laugh, but in the Ayrshire version Mary & Joseph were sister & brother! "
I know a few banjo players from Killie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahll sell the raffle tickets
I need to know what the prizes are before I buy, don't want any snash "
If ya come a little bit closer ahll tell ya ........(i said that in my best innocent voice)x
Muahuhuhaaaa.. |
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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Virgin Mary - Mrs Doyle (so she says) lol
Joseph - MatureGentleman
Baby Jesus - ???????????
Wise man 1 - View
Wise man 2 - Random
Wise Man 3 - Bunkie
Angel Gabrielle - Cherub
The Grumpy Innkeeper - Bothy
Still need someone to play the young innocent ...proving harder to find than a virgin on here lol "
Me a wise man???
I was hoping to be God, cos any virgin gets pregnant from me will definitely be a miraculous conception!!! |
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