Just back from a meet tonight. Went for a couple of drinks then supposed to head back here. Was a great evening until heading back here when she projectile vomited everywhere! Took her back to hers, made sure she was tucked up in bed and said good night.
What mishaps have you people had? |
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"Just back from a meet tonight. Went for a couple of drinks then supposed to head back here. Was a great evening until heading back here when she projectile vomited everywhere! Took her back to hers, made sure she was tucked up in bed and said good night.
What mishaps have you people had?"
oppps hope the poor soul aint reading this in the morning she'll be so embarassed  |
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We had a meet years ago with a couple we had met a few times before. He thought it would be a great idea to buy her a motorcycle helmet for her birthday which happened to be the night we were meeting them again.
She burst into tears when he gave her his pressie!!!
Mr M was the Perfect gent and spent all night comforting her, mascara all over his shirt lol!
I spent all night explaining why I thought she was upset and tying to get him to see it from her point of view.
Wasn't one of our best nights!  |
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Called her this afternoon and she was so apologetic. I told her not to worry and we could meet up next week. So, posh hotel all booked for next Fri and looking forward to making up for lost time. i will just have to make sure she doesn't choose oysters as a starter lol |
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"..........i will just have to make sure she doesn't choose oysters as a starter lol"
The old story about 'you should only eat oysters when there's a r in the month' makes a lot of sense.
I'd be surprised if any restaurant has them on the menu in late May. |
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Had a pillow put over my face/head! Period blood on a dressing gown :O General hygiene awful!! Weve had our fair share of unusual meets at the beginning when we started swinging but the first one i will never forget! |
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Nothing weird but was laying on my back getting sucked/jerked off when I felt this stuff hit me on my chest, had no idea what it was then I turned the light on and I was covered in blood from my banjo string snapping lol. Sexy  |
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Its not the worst but definitely one of the funniest...
The person this happened with will already know what I'm going to say and will be giggling thinking about it but no names will be mentioned...
Front door was open, the lady was in the kitchen waiting, handcuffed and blindfolded, we started playing, handcuffs had been unhooked but still on, blindfold and various bits of clothing had come off, candle burning, knock at the door...workmen come to certify work that had been done on the house...we'd hastily tried to cover our modesty, failed! They went into the kitchen to inspect the work done and we'd left the handcuffs, blindfold and various items of clothing lying on the worktop.
Needless to say, we fell about laughing when they'd gone and carried on! |
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"Nothing weird but was laying on my back getting sucked/jerked off when I felt this stuff hit me on my chest, had no idea what it was then I turned the light on and I was covered in blood from my banjo string snapping lol. Sexy "
an u didnt feel it?? 
feel kinda queezy now lol
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"Nothing weird but was laying on my back getting sucked/jerked off when I felt this stuff hit me on my chest, had no idea what it was then I turned the light on and I was covered in blood from my banjo string snapping lol. Sexy
an u didnt feel it??
feel kinda queezy now lol
xAx"
Must've been one hell of a handjob!
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I had hurt it before so it was half way there. We had been fucking for about 4 hours so I was just enjoying the rest lol. I was rock hard and the blood was pumping out something awful! Didn't take more than 3-5 secs to spray my stomach and chest lol. |
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had a girl straddle my face but as she was grinding she was nudging me over the edge of the bed so at one point my whole head was hanging off the edge of the bed. she then put her legs either side of my head so she was standing, crouched slightly and started to kind of bounce on my face as if this would be a good thing, bouncing my head back and forth. I had whiplash for the next week or so. |
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Was oce having fun, i was on my back, she was on top cowgirl stylee, when I suddenly find myself with a face full of pussy
No, she hadnt invited a mate around to secretly jump on me..wrong kind of pussy! Her cat had decided he wanted to join us!Im just glad he didnt have his claws out! Put me off my stride for a bit but after he was shooed out, it was carry on regardless! |
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