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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

2 of the best ive heard was a guy called thumb-tac as he was a wee prick with a big head. Then a guy called prince albert as his real name was wullie pearson.

An awful name from work was a customer Wayne Rider totally unnaceptable in scotland but in england bet he gets away with it

Any other good ones?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had a labourer on site we called 'wing nut' because of his big ears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Also so one on twitter rhe other day. Guy called Hugh Rae and he got called hip hip. Superb!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A cousin of mine was called the destroyer as he was always loking for a sub

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sinbad"

Single income, nae bird, always d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

haha belters!

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By *atmanhMan over a year ago

bellshill

Drill bit

Small boring tool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Girl at work called "Sea" Even the tide wouldn't take her out! ??????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's a guy local to us called Thomas/Tam. He's a bit of a baw bag, so I call him Scrotam.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

There was a woman at work years ago called kronenbourg as she looked 16 from the back but 64 from the front

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The blister

Came out after the work was done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew a guy who's nickname was "Stiffy". His real name was Wullie Bonnar!

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By *mudg3rMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

On the 2001 Lions tour to Oz, we had a player called Scott Quinnell. The locals named him "Far".

You need to say Far Quinnell in an Aussie accent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Love blister. I work with a few of them!!

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By *aro7Man over a year ago

wickford

Got a mate we call "Windsock" When we all had a shower after football this mate of ours Dave walked in, and someone noticed he had a really long forskin,,,,,,,,,,,,so Windsock was born, lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hubby nicknamed one of his workers Bub, big useless B......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No offence to the guy but heard on "Off the ball" a guy who went by the name "two soups"

Aka Campbell Baxter....

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By *axter1987Man over a year ago

your hotlist

i went out with a girl briefly from Australia. Her name was Nadine or 'Nads' for short, she comes over here and tries to tell people that.

It then gets turned from 'Nads' to 'Bawbag'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Boy at school got called gilbert because he had a head like a rugby ball

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seen one called Minge whacker always makes me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My cousin had told me there's a guy teaching in his school and his name was Wayne Bruce.... apparently everyone called him ManBat

I'm not sure I believe the legitimacy of his story though ????

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By *r fandangoMan over a year ago

around

Photo fit

nothing matched in this guys face haha looked something like the old crime watch photos from the late 80s

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worked in Dundee with a guy called Wheelbarrow - would only go somewhere if pushed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Photo fit

nothing matched in this guys face haha looked something like the old crime watch photos from the late 80s "
lol know a girl like this too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Photo fit

nothing matched in this guys face haha looked something like the old crime watch photos from the late 80s "

I so know what you mean lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yeah thats a cracker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yeah thats a cracker"
hello you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hey lil!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey lil!!"

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By *uzzyDuck75Man over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

Worked with a guy whose surface was Tickle....I once asked him if his wife's called Tess....he didn't get it at first but wasn't best pleased when he figured it out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Worked with a guy called floppy

His real name was drew peacock

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By *uzzyDuck75Man over a year ago

Glasgow & Yorkshire

"Worked with a guy whose surface was Tickle....I once asked him if his wife's called Tess....he didn't get it at first but wasn't best pleased when he figured it out

Surname even...dumb smartphone

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By *he Ginger PrincessWoman over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Girl at work called "Sea" Even the tide wouldn't take her out! ??????"

Nearly died laughing at this lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guy at work gets called " slug " cause he leaves a trail of mess behind him wherever he goes

Other one is ' Google ' cause he thinks he knows everything

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my previous job I got called quagmire lmao

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man over a year ago

nr you but not too near

Old school mate Richard Richards also known as double dick

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By *abulous fingersMan over a year ago

bo’ness

I worked offshore and there was a wee skinny dweeb more meat on a butchers pencil! He was called splitpin lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This one is in bad taste but need to share.

Was on a night out years ago with guys from work and one bumped into a pal. At the end of their chat he says "see you later cum bum"

One of the other guys asks why's he called cum bum is he gay? Fella says no, he was abused as a kid.

Night over. Taxi!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know a guy called wullie when his name is William!! Rock n roll!

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS over a year ago

somewhere

Guy on another site called Spank Sinatra!

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By *ob GobbMan over a year ago

Glasgow

This is certainly an oldie. Girl at Uni was nickname flora....easily spread.

I'll get my coat (and toast)..."TAXI"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to get called jugs in secondary school I can't think why lol

but it wasent funny after a few years of leaving school in a bar one night and one of the girls I was at school with hadn't seen her for years saw me and shouted Oi jugs right in the middle of the bar then went on to tell everyone . I was called jugs all night that night honestly

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By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Heard about a guy whose hands were different sizes.

His mates called him Clock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guy at work is called Thrush because he's an annoying cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a start to the day lol laughing so much at there

Hip hip was a cracker