I'm actually laughing as my son told me that joke today and at the time I was making dinner and it just skimmed over my head and it wasn't until we sat down I got him to repeat it then chortled away for longer than it was probably funny

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By *k2nkCouple over a year ago

livingston

Oedipus was a complex mother fucker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Went to a zoo earlier that only had one dog

It was a shihtzu

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By *trunieMan over a year ago

glasgow

Went to a zoo today and they had a bit of toast in a cage.When I asked the keeper about it he told me it was bread in captivity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Friends with Benefits ....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are 3 different types of people in this World.

Ones who can count and ones who cant.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are 3 different types of people in this World.

Ones who can count and ones who cant.

There are two different types of people on this forum.

Those the check that their joke wasn't already posted and those that don't.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are 3 different types of people in this World.

Ones who can count and ones who cant.

There are two different types of people on this forum.

Those the check that their joke wasn't already posted and those that don't.

Aww really ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There are 3 different types of people in this World.

Ones who can count and ones who cant.

There are two different types of people on this forum.

Those the check that their joke wasn't already posted and those that don't.

Aww really ?

"Big Bad Flo" posted it 9 hours ago!

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By *aster and sub 69 79Couple over a year ago

portadown. tyrone area

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's with hedgehogs? Why don't they share?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

These are all great... but I hate those German sausage jokes... they're the wurst...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I joined a dating website for people who love the circus recently - it's called Fairground Attraction!

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By *ale for nsaMan over a year ago

ayr

Once opened an origami shop feck only lasted two weeks and it folded lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheers, a very entertaining 5 minutes. That's not a joke, I just mean I've had a laugh at all of yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I went to the pet shop and asked to a buy a goldfish. Bloke asked if I want an aquarium? I said didn't care what star sign it was .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guy got caught stealing advent calendars, he got 25 days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watcha call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant

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By *cotsguyyMan over a year ago

Belfast

I was stood in the park contemplating on why a ball gets bigger the closer it gets ....then it hit me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hedgehogs why cant they learn to share!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Irish shop lifter ,found dead under marks&spencer

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I met an African girl the other night, we talked for hours, we just, clicked

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mu neighbour hold the world record for concussions i say my neighbour he lives a stones throw away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Out of of ten, "yeah I'd give her one"

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Dyslexics . . . Untie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There's been an explosion at a cheese factory. De brie everywhere...

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By *ary_ArgyllMan over a year ago

Argyll

"There's been an explosion at a cheese factory. De brie everywhere...

Doesn't really count as two lines?

Hear about the dyslexic who walked into a bra.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im addicted to brake fluid, but its ok I can stop anytime.

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By *atmanhMan over a year ago

bellshill

Dyslexic pimp who bought a warehouse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I met the guy who invented crosswords. I can't remember what his name was....it was p something t something r

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I used to hear voices in my head . . but now I ignore them . . and carry on killing

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By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.

What's the difference between your bonus and your penis?

Your wife will only blow your bonus!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old people should be shot at birth!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Black beauty.....he's a dark horse!

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

it's a funny thing . . . . comedy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Met a bloke Richard ...what a (dick).....

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

I must keep some of these for the pub quiz. Those that have been will know why lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I used to be dyslexic but in k.o. now

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By *hav02Man over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Went to a new bar last night. The sign said poker in the back and liquor in the front

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate sitting in traffic, because I always get run over

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By *razy dancerMan over a year ago

Glasgow

My 2 mates got jail for stealing a calender got 6 months each

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