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over a year ago
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"Lotus Elise, nice to look at and can go some 
Room for 2??  yea,sure, might be a bit of a squeeze though, would you mind
The tighter the better "
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Probably be a sports car that's sat at the side of the road with bald tyres steam coming out the sides of the bonnet and half the engine lying in bits.
Driven hard but enjoyed the ride and now waiting on a rebuild/renovation program coming along to fix me up.
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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Jaguar E type . . getting on but still at the top of everyone's wish list (bloody hell, did I REALLY say that?). . . lots of drive and fantastic lines. . . Even Uncle Enzo was once quoted as saying Its the most beautiful car ever built. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end 
No one ever wrote a song about a small booty xx  "
Awwwwwwww ta cherub |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end "
I hear your a nightmare too start in the morning ..but your good when your going ..
Volvos i mean |
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By (user no longer on site)
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We love cars and have two we like which I think represent us a bit.
Irina drives a Lotus, it's light, small, sexy curves and very exciting.
I drive a Lancia integrale Evo2. It's a bit older, not the best looking built for purpose, grips on and pushes you strong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post... "
Which was no doubt cheeky... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I hear your a nightmare too start in the morning ..but your good when your going ..
Volvos i mean "
I'm only good when I'm bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I hear your a nightmare too start in the morning ..but your good when your going ..
Volvos i mean
I'm only good when I'm bad "
Thats good ..i mean bad ..No wait good that its bad ..hmmm ,...its good when your good at being bad  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I hear your a nightmare too start in the morning ..but your good when your going ..
Volvos i mean
I'm only good when I'm bad
Thats good ..i mean bad ..No wait good that its bad ..hmmm ,...its good when your good at being bad "
I have always found it to be so... even better if it's Wicked  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post...
Which was no doubt cheeky... "
As if I would do such a thing... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post...
Which was no doubt cheeky...
As if I would do such a thing... "
Gives MQ THE LOOK |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post...
Which was no doubt cheeky...
As if I would do such a thing...
Gives MQ THE LOOK "
MQ goes weak at the knees... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post...
Which was no doubt cheeky...
As if I would do such a thing...
Gives MQ THE LOOK
MQ goes weak at the knees... "
Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post...
Which was no doubt cheeky...
As if I would do such a thing...
Gives MQ THE LOOK
MQ goes weak at the knees...
Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar... "
The term is "Contorted" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post...
Which was no doubt cheeky...
As if I would do such a thing...
Gives MQ THE LOOK
MQ goes weak at the knees...
Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...
The term is "Contorted""
Not twisted? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post...
Which was no doubt cheeky...
As if I would do such a thing...
Gives MQ THE LOOK
MQ goes weak at the knees...
Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...
The term is "Contorted"
Not twisted? "
No, that's you! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post...
Which was no doubt cheeky...
As if I would do such a thing...
Gives MQ THE LOOK
MQ goes weak at the knees...
Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...
The term is "Contorted"
Not twisted?
No, that's you! "
Sweet talker |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post...
Which was no doubt cheeky...
As if I would do such a thing...
Gives MQ THE LOOK
MQ goes weak at the knees...
Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...
The term is "Contorted"
Not twisted?
No, that's you!
Sweet talker "
My itchy eyes had me thinking that said "wee stalker" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post...
Which was no doubt cheeky...
As if I would do such a thing...
Gives MQ THE LOOK
MQ goes weak at the knees...
Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...
The term is "Contorted"
Not twisted?
No, that's you!
Sweet talker
My itchy eyes had me thinking that said "wee stalker" "
Too much perving probably (on your part of course) |
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"I'm not a sports car at all... more an auld Volvo with heated comfy seats and large rear end
I refer you to my last post...
Which was no doubt cheeky...
As if I would do such a thing...
Gives MQ THE LOOK
MQ goes weak at the knees...
Ya do look a bit buckled in that avatar...
The term is "Contorted"
Not twisted?
No, that's you!
Sweet talker
My itchy eyes had me thinking that said "wee stalker"
Too much perving probably (on your part of course) "
Perving? Nothing to see on your profile but a bloodshot eye!
My eyes feel like I have hayfever, but there can't be much pollen about. |
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"I really hope Flo and Quinn have a fairytale ending ..i just couldnt handle watching another drama series . "
Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
self assured princess,
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said:
" Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night,
on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:
"I don't fucking think so!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really hope Flo and Quinn have a fairytale ending ..i just couldnt handle watching another drama series .
Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
self assured princess,
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said:
" Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night,
on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:
"I don't fucking think so!""
Now that, ladies and gents, is what us called a 'put down' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I really hope Flo and Quinn have a fairytale ending ..i just couldnt handle watching another drama series .
Once upon a time,
in a land far away,
A beautiful, independent,
self assured princess,
happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond
in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the Princess' lap
and said:
" Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome Prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young Prince that I am
and then, my sweet, we can marry
and setup housekeeping in yon castle with my Mother,
where you can prepare my meals,
clean my clothes, bear my children,
and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night,
on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs legs
seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce,
she chuckled to herself and thought:
"I don't fucking think so!"
Now that, ladies and gents, is what us called a 'put down' "
I thought it was _omantic |
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