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WHAT WOMEN WANT !!!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too
and no huffs people;
Well, I think what a woman really wants is
A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are women!!!
We don't know what we want!!!
And we want it NOW!!!!!
And we will have changed our mind 7 times in 5 minutes 
That long... "
Changed it....that better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Us women are all different all want different things ,have different needs but a little bit of honestly and to be treated with respect !!! goes along way some fun and just get on with it and be happy ohh and boobs I love boobs and I certainly know what women want mmmmmm  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We are women!!!
We don't know what we want!!!
And we want it NOW!!!!!
And we will have changed our mind 7 times in 5 minutes
That long...
Changed it....that better? "
Yes
NO
YES
Mebbe
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should rename thread what women maybe want 90% of the time if their in the right mood . ( I'm feckin off now I've shaken the hornets nest )"
90% is a bit optimistic tbh Steph...
You can please some of us all of the time and all of us some of the time but ya can't please all of us all of the time...
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Not a full list just a selection of things
Drink could be wine vodka gin or tea
Clothing could be police uniform suit high cuz and rigger boots boxers naked nice lingerie .
Foods steaks Italian vegitarian home made meringue
Music romantic disco dance rock opera
Organ short and fat long and thick just long trimmed shaven au natural pussy shaven or trimmed au natural too and boobies of all shapes and sizes .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too
and no huffs people;
Well, I think what a woman really wants is
A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra
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Never have sauce with bacon and i prefer jeremy kyle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention coppers 
I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough
You sure you can check my pockets lol x "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention coppers
I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough
You sure you can check my pockets lol x"
lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention coppers
I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough
You sure you can check my pockets lol x
lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found "
Now you'll get yourself banned again.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention coppers
I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough
You sure you can check my pockets lol x
lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found
Now you'll get yourself banned again. "
careful. Don't mention the 'b' word |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Someone mention coppers
I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough
You sure you can check my pockets lol x
lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found
Now you'll get yourself banned again. careful. Don't mention the 'b' word "
What about the f... word.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention coppers
I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough
You sure you can check my pockets lol x
lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found
Now you'll get yourself banned again. careful. Don't mention the 'b' word
What about the f... word...."
you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention coppers
I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough
You sure you can check my pockets lol x
lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found
Now you'll get yourself banned again. careful. Don't mention the 'b' word
What about the f... word.... you know "
I do but I could be wrong lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention coppers
I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough
You sure you can check my pockets lol x
lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found
Now you'll get yourself banned again. careful. Don't mention the 'b' word
What about the f... word.... you know
I do but I could be wrong lol"
lmao thought you were never wrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention coppers
I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough
You sure you can check my pockets lol x
lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found
Now you'll get yourself banned again. careful. Don't mention the 'b' word
What about the f... word.... you know
I do but I could be wrong lol lmao thought you were never wrong "
That's true. .I forgot that....lol |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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If you dont know what they want ..dont ask them because your supposed to know what they want evem tho they have no fecking idea what they want ....i gave up years ago trying to figure it out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If you dont know what they want ..dont ask them because your supposed to know what they want evem tho they have no fecking idea what they want ....i gave up years ago trying to figure it out "
Bunkie I know what I want boobs I love boobs |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
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"Someone mention coppers
I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough
You sure you can check my pockets lol x
lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found
Now you'll get yourself banned again. "
Coppers mmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol
Actually I have grand plans. Not involving shoes, make up or lingerie x"
Grand plans. .sounds exciting x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone mention coppers
I've got some coppers in my pocket that any good lol x nah, would never be enough
You sure you can check my pockets lol x
lol last time I checked it wasn't coppers I found
Now you'll get yourself banned again.
Coppers mmmm "
Do you want to check my pockets too...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol  Absoloutley not lol "
Can I see this lingerie... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too
and no huffs people;
Well, I think what a woman really wants is
A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra
"
cake .and respect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might "
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too
and no huffs people;
Well, I think what a woman really wants is
A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra
cake .and respect "
. Ohh I can make cake |
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lol"
that would depend on the gentlemans taste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lolthat would depend on the gentlemans taste "
Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol |
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lolthat would depend on the gentlemans taste
Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol "
nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lolthat would depend on the gentlemans taste
Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol nope "
Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol |
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lolthat would depend on the gentlemans taste
Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol nope
Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol "
chancer lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lolthat would depend on the gentlemans taste
Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol nope
Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol chancer lol"
If you dont ask you dont get lol |
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lolthat would depend on the gentlemans taste
Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol nope
Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol chancer lol
If you dont ask you dont get lol "
well thats true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lolthat would depend on the gentlemans taste
Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol nope
Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol chancer lol
If you dont ask you dont get lol well thats true "
Mmmm I do like a woman that agrees with me lol |
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lolthat would depend on the gentlemans taste
Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol nope
Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol chancer lol
If you dont ask you dont get lol well thats true
Mmmm I do like a woman that agrees with me lol "
lol I bet but I dont always lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lolthat would depend on the gentlemans taste
Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol nope
Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol chancer lol
If you dont ask you dont get lol well thats true
Mmmm I do like a woman that agrees with me lol lol I bet but I dont always lol "
Oh thats ok I know how to deal with that |
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lolthat would depend on the gentlemans taste
Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol nope
Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol chancer lol
If you dont ask you dont get lol well thats true
Mmmm I do like a woman that agrees with me lol lol I bet but I dont always lol
Oh thats ok I know how to deal with that "
eeekkkk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A lottery win
You'd only spend it on shoes and makeup. .lol And sexy lingerie
Well at least it won't be wasted lol Absoloutley not lol
Can I see this lingerie... you might
Now we will need to discuss exactly what sort of lingerie lolthat would depend on the gentlemans taste
Well surely that cant be discussed in an open forum lol nope
Perhaps you could send me an example of what you are talking about lol chancer lol
If you dont ask you dont get lol well thats true
Mmmm I do like a woman that agrees with me lol lol I bet but I dont always lol
Oh thats ok I know how to deal with that eeekkkk "
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I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
"
canny help with the cake max.. but........ |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
"
Max would you like all of the above lol |
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........ "
That will do |
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
Max would you like all of the above lol "
Hehe Cherub |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
Max would you like all of the above lol
Hehe Cherub "
Hehe Max You scratch my bk and il scratch yours ohh I forgot that's Jan |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........ "
Yea youre useless at cake but the other |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........
Yea youre useless at cake but the other "
soon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........
Yea youre useless at cake but the other soon "
Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........
Yea youre useless at cake but the other soon
Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol "
yes 'those special things' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........
Yea youre useless at cake but the other soon
Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol yes 'those special things' "
Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........
Yea youre useless at cake but the other soon
Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol yes 'those special things'
Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance "
all your fault lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........
Yea youre useless at cake but the other soon
Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol yes 'those special things'
Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance all your fault lol"
Well youve heard of the chaos theroy I cant be held responsible |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What do women want?
That's the million dollar question right there.
At the moment however,I'm single.....so don't have to pretend I give a fuck!
Now...where's my crash helmet n body armor? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........
Yea youre useless at cake but the other soon
Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol yes 'those special things'
Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance all your fault lol
Well youve heard of the chaos theroy I cant be held responsible "
wasn't me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........
Yea youre useless at cake but the other soon
Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol yes 'those special things'
Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance all your fault lol
Well youve heard of the chaos theroy I cant be held responsible wasn't me "
I think forensics may disagree with you there lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........
Yea youre useless at cake but the other soon
Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol yes 'those special things'
Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance all your fault lol
Well youve heard of the chaos theroy I cant be held responsible wasn't me
I think forensics may disagree with you there lol "
pmsl I can't comment further |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too
and no huffs people;
Well, I think what a woman really wants is
A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra
"
a foot massage and kittens |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too
and no huffs people;
Well, I think what a woman really wants is
A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra
cake .and respect . Ohh I can make cake "
lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am a simple creature!
I know what I want.
Why wonder when one can just ask me?? .
Max what do you want? A piece of rich chocolate cake.
Max what do you want? A sweaty sex session so I don't have to run my 5k in the morning!
canny help with the cake max.. but........
Yea youre useless at cake but the other soon
Oh miss tease does that mean I need to bring my things with me again lol yes 'those special things'
Ok but im not fixing that wall again its at the owners own congniscance all your fault lol
Well youve heard of the chaos theroy I cant be held responsible wasn't me
I think forensics may disagree with you there lol pmsl I can't comment further "
Perhaps thats best lol |
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"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too
and no huffs people;
Well, I think what a woman really wants is
A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra
"
 ohhh id love a tiger bread butty smothered in lurpak and cucumber with a banana for afters |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too
and no huffs people;
Well, I think what a woman really wants is
A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra
ohhh id love a tiger bread butty smothered in lurpak and cucumber with a banana for afters "
loll, some people just like what I like
am shocked
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By *atmanhMan
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"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too
and no huffs people;
Well, I think what a woman really wants is
A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra
ohhh id love a tiger bread butty smothered in lurpak and cucumber with a banana for afters "
Love the bread and cucumber
Not fussed on the banana  |
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"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too
and no huffs people;
Well, I think what a woman really wants is
A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra
ohhh id love a tiger bread butty smothered in lurpak and cucumber with a banana for afters
Love the bread and cucumber
Not fussed on the banana "
ffs, the banana is an integral part but not always for the butty
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
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"All my life I have wondered 'what women really want', so let the fun begin people, not just for guys, girls can put their point in too
and no huffs people;
Well, I think what a woman really wants is
A bacon butty with brown sauce while watching Ophra
ohhh id love a tiger bread butty smothered in lurpak and cucumber with a banana for afters
Love the bread and cucumber
Not fussed on the banana
ffs, the banana is an integral part but not always for the butty
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That's easy, channing Tatum with the money of Donald trump, a 10x10 inch cock, with the stamina of a god, can't speak only listens, does everything for her on command without fail or question.
And most importantly, never forgets to put the toilet seat down |
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"That's easy, channing Tatum with the money of Donald trump, a 10x10 inch cock, with the stamina of a god, can't speak only listens, does everything for her on command without fail or question.
And most importantly, never forgets to put the toilet seat down "
This
And dies once a month when the wrath is on and comes back to clean up after... |
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"How about you all oiled up?
Who the guy at the petrol station ?
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Is that your new job? Petrol pumper!
I thought it was in the veggie counter at Morrisons. |
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"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.
If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.
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Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true |
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"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.
If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.
Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true "
with you on this one |
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"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.
If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.
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Girls honestly, I do not know this guys
stands against the wall and watches for flying object
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"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.
If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.
Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true "
Disnae matter what I say, they're no' listening! |
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"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.
If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.
Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true
Disnae matter what I say, they're no' listening! "
They do listen
But all they hear is
Rabbit!, Rabbit!, Rabbit!
Girls don't blame me, he made me say it
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"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.
If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.
Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true
Disnae matter what I say, they're no' listening!
They do listen
But all they hear is
Rabbit!, Rabbit!, Rabbit!
Girls don't blame me, he made me say it
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Sometimes we just want you to take shut up and take action... |
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"If you mean women on fab, in particular, they want to give men the runaround.
If you mean women in general, they want to give men the runaround.
Interesting... and I could say all men want to do is say anything so they get WHAT MEN WANT... but surely that can't be true
Disnae matter what I say, they're no' listening!
They do listen
But all they hear is
Rabbit!, Rabbit!, Rabbit!
Girls don't blame me, he made me say it
Sometimes we just want you to take shut up and take action... "
Gies a squeeze o' they boobs then! |
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Well some woman just joined and is looking for a guy in Trakkies and who can KO her boyfriend
so I suppose she disny want a Bacon Butty with Brown Sauce then or maybe never had one before and not realise how good it is
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"Well some woman just joined and is looking for a guy in Trakkies and who can KO her boyfriend
so I suppose she disny want a Bacon Butty with Brown Sauce then or maybe never had one before and not realise how good it is
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Peter I love you lol |
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"Small simple things like taking me out for food when I'm tired, filling my hot water bottle....simple little thoughts, "
lol, I bet that's not all of them
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"Well some woman just joined and is looking for a guy in Trakkies and who can KO her boyfriend
so I suppose she disny want a Bacon Butty with Brown Sauce then or maybe never had one before and not realise how good it is
Peter I love you lol "
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"Small simple things like taking me out for food when I'm tired, filling my hot water bottle....simple little thoughts,
lol, I bet that's not all of them
loll
XxX peter "
There's more but simple things ...little things mean a lot |
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"Small simple things like taking me out for food when I'm tired, filling my hot water bottle....simple little thoughts,
lol, I bet that's not all of them
loll
XxX peter
There's more but simple things ...little things mean a lot "
Is A Bacon Butty in Brown Sauce one of those simple things?
Some women must want it
lol
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Yes I Do sleep
I'm just up
A Friend of mine, (I know I have friends, am as shocked as you are), ended up in hospital last night so I styed up to make sure everything was OK and thankfully it ended up she was fine and released from hospital. (That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).
So later I had a wank and then slept, can't go to sleep without a wank, even in company.
Thanks for worrying about me though lolll
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"Yes I Do sleep
I'm just up
A Friend of mine, (I know I have friends, am as shocked as you are), ended up in hospital last night so I styed up to make sure everything was OK and thankfully it ended up she was fine and released from hospital. (That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it).
So later I had a wank and then slept, can't go to sleep without a wank, even in company.
Thanks for worrying about me though lolll
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"Nope. He doesn't.
When I'm Up, Oh I'm Up for A Long Time, Even after you Can't stay up lol
That's what they all say "
There was one woman where I had to sleep but I can understand the rest of them saying it lollllllll
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"Nope. He doesn't.
When I'm Up, Oh I'm Up for A Long Time, Even after you Can't stay up lol
That's what they all say
There was one woman where I had to sleep but I can understand the rest of them saying it lollllllll
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Have I got the patter or have I got the patter
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"Nope. He doesn't.
When I'm Up, Oh I'm Up for A Long Time, Even after you Can't stay up lol
Yup. I know. I can't keep up...must be getting old  "
lolll, not you, oh you can keep up, as long as you can stop for a glass o water then your happy
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"Nope. He doesn't.
When I'm Up, Oh I'm Up for A Long Time, Even after you Can't stay up lol
Yup. I know. I can't keep up...must be getting old
lolll, not you, oh you can keep up, as long as you can stop for a glass o water then your happy
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