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Friday night and the bar is open
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"Hi sexy I will have one of yous sexy on beach "with a straw and cherry on top ? | |||
and a round of shots for me and the gals xx | |||
"Vodka and Diet Coke tall glass two pieces of ice thank you xxxx and a round of shots for me and the gals xx "coming right up | |||
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"Vodka and Diet Coke tall glass two pieces of ice thank you xxxx and a round of shots for me and the gals xx coming right up "Mind get one for yourself Mrs   | |||
"Kraken and lemonade please, with ice "ohhh sounds nice | |||
"Vodka and Diet Coke tall glass two pieces of ice thank you xxxx and a round of shots for me and the gals xx coming right up
Mind get one for yourself Mrs "oh no shots for me they are leathal lol | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 11/11/16 17:04:01]" well hello handsome what you having ? | |||
"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser "offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm? | |||
"Vodka and Diet Coke tall glass two pieces of ice thank you xxxx and a round of shots for me and the gals xx coming right up
Mind get one for yourself Mrs oh no shots for me they are leathal lol"Lol yes me lol one tequila two tequila three tequila home and can't remember the rest but Damm it's always fun  | |||
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"Hi sexy I will have one of yous sexy on beach with a straw and cherry on top ? "hi babe you know me better than I no myself can I have two cherries please | |||
"Vodka and Diet Coke tall glass two pieces of ice thank you xxxx and a round of shots for me and the gals xx coming right up
Mind get one for yourself Mrs oh no shots for me they are leathal lol
Lol yes me lol one tequila two tequila three tequila home and can't remember the rest but Damm it's always fun "its is my parties we always have shots but boy do I suffer the next day lol | |||
"I'm working tonight so I'm on the other side of the bar serving the drinks "awwww noooo | |||
"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm? "Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then | |||
"Hi sexy I will have one of yous sexy on beach with a straw and cherry on top ? hi babe you know me better than I no myself can I have two cherries please "greedy mare next ul be asking for squirty cream too | |||
"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?
Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then "hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm | |||
"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?
Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm "....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course | |||
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"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?
Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm
....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course "We still talking orgasms or drinks here ? | |||
"Harris or Brockman gin over ice please and make it a large one "here you go ...enjoy | |||
"Harris or Brockman gin over ice please and make it a large one here you go ...enjoy "Thank you kind lady x | |||
"Harris or Brockman gin over ice please and make it a large one here you go ...enjoy
Thank you kind lady x"your welcome | |||
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"being boring as I have (wo)manflu, can I have a cup of honey and lemon tea... and a hot man to sweat it out of me PLEASE xx" good choice that lady lol ...enjoy | |||
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"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?
Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm
....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course We still talking orgasms or drinks here ? "I'll leave that up to you | |||
"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?
Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm
....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course We still talking orgasms or drinks here ?
I'll leave that up to you "Im a greedy minx can I have both please ? | |||
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"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?
Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm
....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course We still talking orgasms or drinks here ?
I'll leave that up to you Im a greedy minx can I have both please ? "Of course you can....it'd be my pleasure | |||
"I'll have a venom plz, then I'll bite ur neck lol " ohhhh nawty | |||
"I'll have a cocktail of your choice please....with a whisky chaser offttt ....ermmm how about a screaming orgasm?
Sounds great...I'll leave the drinks for later then hahaha just what I was thinking Mmmm
....and one for the beautiful barmaid as well of course We still talking orgasms or drinks here ?
I'll leave that up to you Im a greedy minx can I have both please ?
Of course you can....it'd be my pleasure "Mmmmmm | |||
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"Pint of Strongbow followed by a jagermeister." coming up | |||
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"May I have a Highball please Miss "of course | |||
"Fresh orange and lemonade a don't drink lol " good man lol | |||
"Will the bar still be open tomorrow as its my birthday gin or nice malt whiskey ?? " will throw you a party | |||
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"Aw thanx your too kind what time does the party start " errrm 7 O'clock | |||
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"Excellent is the party at yours?? " sure chancer | |||
"fook it, the tea didn't work.. may I have a double vodka and lucozade pink lemonade (come on, I'm no well). No ice, it gets me d*unk x " lol wendy | |||
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"As I said your too kind my sat nav needs your post code???? " lol | |||
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"Brewdog Punk for Mr. Debs. "cheers enjoy | |||
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"I'll have a virgin colada please . With a little fancy umbrella in it."Hmm - I think I meant to put one of these: 
Something in me obviously doesn't quite think that's appropriate | |||
"I'll have a virgin colada please . With a little fancy umbrella in it."cherry on top? | |||
"Mojito please. Strong one." mmmmm not had one of those in ages | |||
"Nothing for me tonight but I'm watching my OH attempting to make a Bourbon maple sour for the fist time. "enjoy | |||
"cherry on top? "Oh yes please. | |||
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"Peroni for me please "m Bunkie geez a kiss and grab me a drink while I chat up the ladies hahaha xx | |||
"Peroni for me please m
Bunkie geez a kiss and grab me a drink while I chat up the ladies hahaha xx "Again !!!! Ffs lmao | |||
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"Peroni for me please m
Bunkie geez a kiss and grab me a drink while I chat up the ladies hahaha xx
Again !!!! Ffs lmao "Please _unkie you know you luv me | |||
"Peroni for me please m
Bunkie geez a kiss and grab me a drink while I chat up the ladies hahaha xx
Again !!!! Ffs lmao
Please _unkie you know you luv me "Stop flashing those eye lashes and boobies at me .....no wait keep going lol..anything else i can get ye | |||
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"Peroni for me please m
Bunkie geez a kiss and grab me a drink while I chat up the ladies hahaha xx
Again !!!! Ffs lmao
Please _unkie you know you luv me
Stop flashing those eye lashes and boobies at me .....no wait keep going lol..anything else i can get ye "Aww your a sweetheart xxx | |||
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"im off the sauce for the rest of this year....so a soda and lime for me.....need to have my wits about me with a couple of you guys....a girl could b easily led astray! lol"good thinking | |||
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"im off the sauce for the rest of this year....so a soda and lime for me.....need to have my wits about me with a couple of you guys....a girl could b easily led astray! lol" would we do something like that | |||
"Gin with ice and a slice in a tall glass please "coming up flo | |||
"im off the sauce for the rest of this year....so a soda and lime for me.....need to have my wits about me with a couple of you guys....a girl could b easily led astray! lol
would we do something like that "i bloody hope so.lo | |||
"im off the sauce for the rest of this year....so a soda and lime for me.....need to have my wits about me with a couple of you guys....a girl could b easily led astray! lol
would we do something like that
i bloody hope so.lo " | |||
"Gin with ice and a slice in a tall glass please coming up flo "Thanks Missus you're a FAB hostess | |||
"Gin with ice and a slice in a tall glass please coming up flo
Thanks Missus you're a FAB hostess "why thank you | |||
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"I'm sure you can tell a few cocktales "not me... | |||
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Oh Cherub I'm watching you from the other side off the bar would you like a dance offt boobies I luv too
Spice | |||
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"I'm in for a wheelie one.. " Of course Mrs | |||
"Vodka n with a little added ginger n Spice for the taste
Oh Cherub I'm watching you from the other side off the bar would you like a dance offt boobies I luv too
Spice "Id love to dance shake the booty over here babe xx | |||
"Time for a nightcap ..wee morgans spiced n "Bunkie you still here lol me too | |||
"Time for a nightcap ..wee morgans spiced n
Bunkie you still here lol me too "Last man standing | |||
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"Oh Cherub these boots are made for walking am sure we both can shake our booties or boobies
"Yes I'm sure we can one last dance and I think it maybe last orders I've got a bottle bk at mine you coming | |||
"Oh Cherub these boots are made for walking am sure we both can shake our booties or boobies
Yes I'm sure we can one last dance and I think it maybe last orders I've got a bottle bk at mine you coming "Feek the last dance get my jacket taxi for Cherub and spice | |||
"Oh Cherub these boots are made for walking am sure we both can shake our booties or boobies
Yes I'm sure we can one last dance and I think it maybe last orders I've got a bottle bk at mine you coming
Feek the last dance get my jacket taxi for Cherub and spice "One word pulled lol | |||
"Oh Cherub these boots are made for walking am sure we both can shake our booties or boobies
Yes I'm sure we can one last dance and I think it maybe last orders I've got a bottle bk at mine you coming
Feek the last dance get my jacket taxi for Cherub and spice
One word pulled lol "Mmmmmmm you little fire cracker Cherub has pulled the little naughty spice who would had thought | |||
with fresh limes x | |||
