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"Fife. They each had 6 toes and....." webbed feet as they were crossed with people from the county of | |||
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"The vampires were wery sexy and they knew it do they used this to there advantage and .." Used there macabre allure to | |||
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"She turned into a hydra" and with a blood curdling scream ripped the spine from a passing (is that scarier???) | |||
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"She turned into a hydra and with a blood curdling scream ripped the spine from a passing (is that scarier???) " Ohhh that's to scary for a little cherub | |||
"Cyclist" . Laughing she turned her green bloodshot eyes on her next victim... a slow bubbling sound coming from her | |||
"She turned into a hydra and with a blood curdling scream ripped the spine from a passing (is that scarier???) Ohhh that's to scary for a little cherub " (ooops sorry ) | |||
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"Cauldron as she stirred it ready to..." consume her stew of human guts and | |||
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"As she coughed then sneezed causing her to pass herself but ..." also got dizzy and fell into the cauldron... | |||
"I'm too scared noo" honestly some folk | |||
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"" ya luv it | |||
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"Just swallid a not scared any more pill" Good stuff lol The Hydra screamed an agonising scream as the boiling stew melted her | |||
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"Toe nails" leaving pretty pink (if nailess) toes. Rubbing her | |||
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"Oooft na not going there....her heels" lololol With a very large | |||
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"She dropped a turd" which added a piquant flavour to the stew... | |||
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"Certainly better than that awful Coleman's red wine sauce" but that would be scarier.... | |||
"Ohhh no as a chef we don't talk about stews that way you bad bad people " Muahahahahahah | |||
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"Certainly better than that awful Coleman's red wine sauce but that would be scarier...." And we don't use jar or packet sauce Ohhh you naughty lot | |||
"Certainly better than that awful Coleman's red wine sauce but that would be scarier.... And we don't use jar or packet sauce Ohhh you naughty lot " Anyway... back to the story ffs... She climbed out the cauldron dripping the slimy stew all over... cherubs boooobies Runzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz | |||
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"But cherub always has wet wipes (a girl needs these things) so she clean up and went and put on her halo unaware that ......" The Hydra had Angel Delight for pudding... | |||
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"There was a snake so long that it ..." could make a thousand handbags with matching shoes and belts | |||
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"But these bags and bets were not for the faint of heart the were for..." demons and ogres | |||
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