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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I just added mine to my profile this morning. (Yes, that means you have to look to find out. Inconvenient, maybe, but I'm not repeating myself)"
... "I didn't know Cousin It was a red head.". 2 hours ago
Here... was hard work!
And it makes no sense to the Frenchie that I am  |
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"F**k off
Don't put stars!... or the kids will vandalise your enclosure and write the missing letters with markers or worse spray paint  "
ohhh spray paint good I can add more (no likey written swear words fine saying them though) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Angelic little cherub , sweet and innocent full of cherub kisses and loving but warning lock up your women she loves the female of the species ,works well with girlies and is a demon with a paddle and whip xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just added mine to my profile this morning. (Yes, that means you have to look to find out. Inconvenient, maybe, but I'm not repeating myself)
... "I didn't know Cousin It was a red head.". 2 hours ago
Here... was hard work!
And it makes no sense to the Frenchie that I am "
That's my status, the bit I meant is the 1st paragraph of my profile.  |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I just added mine to my profile this morning. (Yes, that means you have to look to find out. Inconvenient, maybe, but I'm not repeating myself)
... "I didn't know Cousin It was a red head.". 2 hours ago
Here... was hard work!
And it makes no sense to the Frenchie that I am
That's my status, the bit I meant is the 1st paragraph of my profile. "
Aye ok smarty pants |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!
NEVER feed after midnight!
NEVER expose to bright lights!
Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!
Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!
No a bad ride though"  |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!
NEVER feed after midnight!
NEVER expose to bright lights!
Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!
Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!
No a bad ride though" "
Hope it is not a rough ride
Turning green is not a good look on me lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!
NEVER feed after midnight!
NEVER expose to bright lights!
Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!
Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!
No a bad ride though"
Hope it is not a rough ride
Turning green is not a good look on me lol "
It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!
If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough!  |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!
NEVER feed after midnight!
NEVER expose to bright lights!
Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!
Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!
No a bad ride though"
Hope it is not a rough ride
Turning green is not a good look on me lol
It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!
If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough! "
Lol  ooh I do love water... Swimming pool partyyyy then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!
NEVER feed after midnight!
NEVER expose to bright lights!
Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!
Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!
No a bad ride though"
Hope it is not a rough ride
Turning green is not a good look on me lol
It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!
If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough!
Lol ooh I do love water... Swimming pool partyyyy then "
Ain't no party like a 50+ Gremlin Brucelee party!  |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!
NEVER feed after midnight!
NEVER expose to bright lights!
Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!
Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!
No a bad ride though"
Hope it is not a rough ride
Turning green is not a good look on me lol
It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!
If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough!
Lol ooh I do love water... Swimming pool partyyyy then
Ain't no party like a 50+ Gremlin Brucelee party! "
Hope my invite is in the post |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!
NEVER feed after midnight!
NEVER expose to bright lights!
Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!
Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!
No a bad ride though"
Hope it is not a rough ride
Turning green is not a good look on me lol
It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!
If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough!
Lol ooh I do love water... Swimming pool partyyyy then
Ain't no party like a 50+ Gremlin Brucelee party!
Hope my invite is in the post "
I'll hire out the commie pool 
Bring your water wings...leave your swim suit! |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"NEVER get him wet,not even one drop!
NEVER feed after midnight!
NEVER expose to bright lights!
Wait,no...that's the Gremlins!
Really it would say..."Do not administer vodka....unless you can tolerate cheesy 80's tunes karaoke singing n dodgy dancing!
No a bad ride though"
Hope it is not a rough ride
Turning green is not a good look on me lol
It's only rough if you manage to turn me into a Gremlin!
If we do it in a swimming pool you could end up with a 50+ Brucelee gangbang...now that could get rough!
Lol ooh I do love water... Swimming pool partyyyy then
Ain't no party like a 50+ Gremlin Brucelee party!
Hope my invite is in the post
I'll hire out the commie pool
Bring your water wings...leave your swim suit! "
Lol
I dont have water wings... Just a rubber ring around my waist |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mines would read;
Sensual, caring, reader of women but Thin line between intelligence and being fucking out there, too much too handle and if you think you can keep up, make sure your bed has straighteners
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mines would read;
Sensual, caring, reader of women but Thin line between intelligence and being fucking out there, too much too handle and if you think you can keep up, make sure your bed has straighteners
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That's more like a public information notice Horsey |
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**Nymphomaniac Enclosed**
Enter at your own risk:
Suggests bringing food and orange juice (preferably Tropicana) and avoid looking sexually appealing (she's not had sex in at least 12 hours).
If you try to have sex with her then don't expect to get out until she's done.
Ps. She may never "be done". |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
south east |
"**Nymphomaniac Enclosed**
Enter at your own risk:
Suggests bringing food and orange juice (preferably Tropicana) and avoid looking sexually appealing (she's not had sex in at least 12 hours).
If you try to have sex with her then don't expect to get out until she's done.
Ps. She may never "be done". "
And where do you get tickets for that enclosure  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Overworked emergency services worker who hasnt had sex in a few weeks and cant decide if he needs to release his sexual frustration or go to bed and sleep before his next shift |
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