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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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No, not that kind of back alley you perv
Before it gets too cold for outdoor fun, I was wondering if anyone had any recommendations for nooks and crannies in central / west end of glasgow where you can meet for a quick illicit bunk up before pulling up your knickers and getting on with your evening? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anybody thought about about how many working girls have been found dead in these lanes down the years?"
Not a spoil sport but a totally agree.
So you wont catch me up a lane
Glesag women are too tough, if you make them happy they are amazing but if your shite, they will kick yer heed in
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because if you are going up a dark lane with someone you met on the internet, you are putting yourself at risk, that's why."
Pretty sure I never mentioned meeting up with a stranger in my OP.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Because if you are going up a dark lane with someone you met on the internet, you are putting yourself at risk, that's why.
Pretty sure I never mentioned meeting up with a stranger in my OP...."
Kinda what I was thinking. We must have our stupid faces on tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Because if you are going up a dark lane with someone you met on the internet, you are putting yourself at risk, that's why.
Pretty sure I never mentioned meeting up with a stranger in my OP...."
and he didn't mention a stranger either . 'someone' from the internet |
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"Anybody thought about about how many working girls have been found dead in these lanes down the years?"
no and I wouldnt think about those who die eating a burger or those who die when a plane crashes. I carry out my own risk assesments when I do anything as im sure other users do
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because if you are going up a dark lane with someone you met on the internet, you are putting yourself at risk, that's why.
Pretty sure I never mentioned meeting up with a stranger in my OP....
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And, also, we all know meeting a stranger off the internet (or even someone at a party) is 100% risk free as long as you take them back to yours...
(just in case ^ that's sarcasm...) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Because if you are going up a dark lane with someone you met on the internet, you are putting yourself at risk, that's why.
Pretty sure I never mentioned meeting up with a stranger in my OP.... and he didn't mention a stranger either . 'someone' from the internet"
Uhuh. I didn't say it was 'someone off the internet' either... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear internet
I have a long term fb who I met at university. We have been shagging for 10 years on and off. We know each others friends and family.
We'd like to participate in some outdoor nookie in an urban environment.
Please provide your own personal judgement as to my intended activity.
^^^ Is that better? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anybody thought about about how many working girls have been found dead in these lanes down the years?no and I wouldnt think about those who die eating a burger or those who die when a plane crashes. I carry out my own risk assesments when I do anything as im sure other users do"
Exactly! |
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"Dear internet
I have a long term fb who I met at university. We have been shagging for 10 years on and off. We know each others friends and family.
We'd like to participate in some outdoor nookie in an urban environment.
Please provide your own personal judgement as to my intended activity.
^^^ Is that better?"
carry on ......would have forfeited the outdoor nookie clause if you knew the person less than 10 yrs though be fair warned and always seek permission on this or another forum pleasant lane skulking where is that chortle chortle face |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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carry on ......would have forfeited the outdoor nookie clause if you knew the person less than 10 yrs though be fair warned and always seek permission on this or another forum pleasant lane skulking where is that chortle chortle face"
Phew! Thanks. We're ready to go here |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anybody thought about about how many working girls have been found dead in these lanes down the years?no and I wouldnt think about those who die eating a burger or those who die when a plane crashes. I carry out my own risk assesments when I do anything as im sure other users do"
even if you do carry out yer own risk assessment as you call it, things still happen, naïve to think any dif |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe some folk looking out for women that's all 
Maybe. Kinda patronising though."
I ain't patronising anyone, if you wanna drop yer knickers down a lane that's totally upto you, however it's an open forum and people are gunna give opinions and advice, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anybody thought about about how many working girls have been found dead in these lanes down the years?no and I wouldnt think about those who die eating a burger or those who die when a plane crashes. I carry out my own risk assesments when I do anything as im sure other users do even if you do carry out yer own risk assessment as you call it, things still happen, naïve to think any dif "
I like threads like this. They help you suss out who you wouldn't touch with a bargepole. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anybody thought about about how many working girls have been found dead in these lanes down the years?no and I wouldnt think about those who die eating a burger or those who die when a plane crashes. I carry out my own risk assesments when I do anything as im sure other users do even if you do carry out yer own risk assessment as you call it, things still happen, naïve to think any dif
I like threads like this. They help you suss out who you wouldn't touch with a bargepole."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Maybe some folk looking out for women that's all
Maybe. Kinda patronising though. I ain't patronising anyone, if you wanna drop yer knickers down a lane that's totally upto you, however it's an open forum and people are gunna give opinions and advice,"
patronize/'patr?n??z/
verb
1.treat with an apparent kindness which betrays a feeling of superiority.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe some folk looking out for women that's all
Maybe. Kinda patronising though. I ain't patronising anyone, if you wanna drop yer knickers down a lane that's totally upto you, however it's an open forum and people are gunna give opinions and advice,
patronize/'patr?n??z/
verb
1.treat with an apparent kindness which betrays a feeling of superiority.
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Isn't that a patronising post?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe some folk looking out for women that's all
Maybe. Kinda patronising though. I ain't patronising anyone, if you wanna drop yer knickers down a lane that's totally upto you, however it's an open forum and people are gunna give opinions and advice,
patronize/'patr?n??z/
verb
1.treat with an apparent kindness which betrays a feeling of superiority.
Isn't that a patronising post?
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Only if it was intended with kindness |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe some folk looking out for women that's all
Maybe. Kinda patronising though. I ain't patronising anyone, if you wanna drop yer knickers down a lane that's totally upto you, however it's an open forum and people are gunna give opinions and advice,
patronize/'patr?n??z/
verb
1.treat with an apparent kindness which betrays a feeling of superiority.
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lol weeheyyy your clever  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Maybe some folk looking out for women that's all
Maybe. Kinda patronising though. I ain't patronising anyone, if you wanna drop yer knickers down a lane that's totally upto you, however it's an open forum and people are gunna give opinions and advice,"
But hey, also, thanks for the permission! That's put my mind at rest |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clearly looking for an argument.
Also, even more clearly looking for recommendations of lanes and back alleys in Glasgow. You know any?"
I'm right outta options, I don't lower my standards to a bang up a lane |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Clearly looking for an argument.
Also, even more clearly looking for recommendations of lanes and back alleys in Glasgow. You know any? I'm right outta options, I don't lower my standards to a bang up a lane "
Oh no, I am being judged for my sexual preferences! I am so ashamed. What a dirty dirty perv I must be. I'm probably one of those filthy swingers too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Clearly looking for an argument.
Also, even more clearly looking for recommendations of lanes and back alleys in Glasgow. You know any? I'm right outta options, I don't lower my standards to a bang up a lane
Oh no, I am being judged for my sexual preferences! I am so ashamed. What a dirty dirty perv I must be. I'm probably one of those filthy swingers too!"
I too love it in the dark lanes huni, don't worry xx
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Dear internet
I have a long term fb who I met at university. We have been shagging for 10 years on and off. We know each others friends and family.
We'd like to participate in some outdoor nookie in an urban environment.
Lmao at this, you go girl
Please provide your own personal judgement as to my intended activity.
^^^ Is that better?"
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"Anybody thought about about how many working girls have been found dead in these lanes down the years?no and I wouldnt think about those who die eating a burger or those who die when a plane crashes. I carry out my own risk assesments when I do anything as im sure other users do even if you do carry out yer own risk assessment as you call it, things still happen, naïve to think any dif "
anything you do you do a risk assesment on without even thinking about it. not for one second am I saying things dont happen they simply do so no naivety here. As the op has confirmed at no point did she say a stranger or an internet meet and even if she did it wouldnt matter about the prossie that died as the user had already weighed up and decided that decision was right for what was wanted. As for the comment of lets you see who you wouldnt touch with a bargepole why are you convinced these folk would want any part of you ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" As for the comment of lets you see who you wouldnt touch with a bargepole why are you convinced these folk would want any part of you ?"
At no point did I think that. I'm just glad that threads like this show some people with their stinking attitudes, and who I don't want to engage with. |
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By *hav02Man
over a year ago
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"Clearly looking for an argument.
Also, even more clearly looking for recommendations of lanes and back alleys in Glasgow. You know any? I'm right outta options, I don't lower my standards to a bang up a lane
Oh no, I am being judged for my sexual preferences! I am so ashamed. What a dirty dirty perv I must be. I'm probably one of those filthy swingers too!"
next time i'm walking out late and see a woman by a dark alley, i'll ask if she's wearing knickers ....hopefully i won't receive an invoice, haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" As for the comment of lets you see who you wouldnt touch with a bargepole why are you convinced these folk would want any part of you ?
At no point did I think that. I'm just glad that threads like this show some people with their stinking attitudes, and who I don't want to engage with. "
absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Damn. I am assuming that I am one of the folk who wouldn't be touched with a bargepole. Totally gutted here. Because, ya know, clearly I would take any offer going...
There's nothing for it. I'm becoming a nun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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" I'm just glad that threads like this show some people with their stinking attitudes, and who I don't want to engage with. "
And yet, here you still are, engaging away... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Op good luck with your search just be careful out there.
Its no different to dogging locations best to pm the op with your ideas than posting on an open forum "
100% agree with this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have worked for many years in the security industry in Glasgow and yes there are hundreds of wee places mapped all over the city.
My advice for what it's worth is make sure you are comfortable with the person and you let someone know where you are and to call your mobile at an arranged time to charcoal on you.
Surprising not all have CCTV. Vast majority of City Centre is covered but there are areas that are secluded.
Not usually the person your with you may have to worry about its the wee arseholes lurking about in the shadows ready to pounce |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Maybe some folk looking out for women that's all
Maybe. Kinda patronising though. I ain't patronising anyone, if you wanna drop yer knickers down a lane that's totally upto you, however it's an open forum and people are gunna give opinions and advice,
patronize/'patr?n??z/
verb
1.treat with an apparent kindness which betrays a feeling of superiority.
Isn't that a patronising post?
Only if it was intended with kindness"
I actually laughed out loud at this. Quality banter |
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