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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
Take your seats and open your textbooks, page 5.
We will be learning about and practicing 'French kissing' over the next few weeks.
In the 20th century, the French had acquired a reputation for more adventurous and passionate sex practices and this class will look into them 
That's my class sorted.
Who's taking the next class? And what Fab subject?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes "
pliable gingers! Is that gymnasts with red hair? Oops sorry that's flexible gingers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes
pliable gingers???  "
My typos will be the death of me  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes
pliable gingers???
My typos will be the death of me "
See me after my Back to Basics class for extra homework |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes
pliable gingers???
My typos will be the death of me
See me after my Back to Basics class for extra homework "
Yes please miss  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes
pliable gingers???
Best typo ever  "
You actually played Drums with your fingers ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..
Todays Topics ..
Discretion.
Respectful
Understanding
Mutual
Sexuality
no need to keep banging on about it "
I see your struggling with the "Respectful" topic .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..
Todays Topics ..
Discretion.
Respectful
Understanding
Mutual
Sexuality
no need to keep banging on about it
I see your struggling with the "Respectful" topic .... "
so calling you a fud isn't classed as respectful then? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..
Todays Topics ..
Discretion.
Respectful
Understanding
Mutual
Sexuality
no need to keep banging on about it
I see your struggling with the "Respectful" topic .... so calling you a fud isn't classed as respectful then? "
No ..thats allowed ....
It makes you shine in the Forums
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..
Todays Topics ..
Discretion.
Respectful
Understanding
Mutual
Sexuality
no need to keep banging on about it
I see your struggling with the "Respectful" topic .... so calling you a fud isn't classed as respectful then?
No ..thats allowed ....
It makes you shine in the Forums
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ok in that case...CHEERS YA FUD |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ahll take the Fab Guidance Class..
Todays Topics ..
Discretion.
Respectful
Understanding
Mutual
Sexuality
no need to keep banging on about it
I see your struggling with the "Respectful" topic .... so calling you a fud isn't classed as respectful then?
No ..thats allowed ....
It makes you shine in the Forums
ok in that case...CHEERS YA FUD "
Someone should create a "Remedial Education Class" ....where ya get a 36hours ban for being Disrespectful..
Hold on ...I thinl Poppy takes that class
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
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(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue "
No Biting
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue
No Biting
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Yes Sir |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
Ratshit want's to do Obedience lessons lol
Lesson 1: How to do up your own straightjacket
Lesson 2: Differentiate between the colour of pills and the side effects
Lesson 3: How to effectively bang your head off a padded wall
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take the sports lesson,today it's muff diving
Had you and Furry down as doing Home Ec.... "
he's not got the patience or the culinary skills for that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take the sports lesson,today it's muff diving
Had you and Furry down as doing Home Ec.... "
They didnt do muff giving as they had a double period.
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"I'll take the sports lesson,today it's muff diving
Had you and Furry down as doing Home Ec....
They didnt do muff giving as they had a double period.
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think us ladies all have our own muffs, no need to be given another one...
*Spelling, you stay behind in Back to Basics too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes
pliable gingers???
Best typo ever
You actually played Drums with your fingers ?
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Teach me otherwise Obee Wan  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes
pliable gingers???
Best typo ever
You actually played Drums with your fingers ?
Teach me otherwise Obee Wan "
NO!!! He played them with gingers... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes
pliable gingers???
Best typo ever
You actually played Drums with your fingers ?
Teach me otherwise Obee Wan "
**pssst.. it's OBI Wan...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll take the sports lesson,today it's muff diving
Had you and Furry down as doing Home Ec....
They didnt do muff giving as they had a double period.
(quote) i often stayed behind at school for belt or kane ouch it still smarts
think us ladies all have our own muffs, no need to be given another one...
*Spelling, you stay behind in Back to Basics too "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes
pliable gingers???
Best typo ever
You actually played Drums with your fingers ?
Teach me otherwise Obee Wan
**pssst.. it's OBI Wan... "
Shhhhht you, remember I have a reputation to live down to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes
pliable gingers???
Best typo ever
You actually played Drums with your fingers ?
Teach me otherwise Obee Wan
**pssst.. it's OBI Wan...
Shhhhht you, remember I have a reputation to live down to "
your living it down very well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes
pliable gingers???
Best typo ever
You actually played Drums with your fingers ?
Teach me otherwise Obee Wan
**pssst.. it's OBI Wan...
Shhhhht you, remember I have a reputation to live down to your living it down very well "
let me know when I get to your level |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"As a reasonably accomplished drummer in earlier years it left a legacy of strong firm yet pliable gingers.
Therefore my class will be finger work classes
pliable gingers???
Best typo ever
You actually played Drums with your fingers ?
Teach me otherwise Obee Wan
**pssst.. it's OBI Wan...
Shhhhht you, remember I have a reputation to live down to your living it down very well
let me know when I get to your level "
oh, you've got 4ft to go down yet... |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx 
You can do some aphrodisiac food "
Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx
You can do some aphrodisiac food
Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing "
Yes fresh oysters and a sushi selection ,followed by a honey drizzled glazed lion of pork , with a desert of chocolate dipped fruits washed down with champagne would be a terrible idea max lol don't want to encourage this horny naughty lot xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx
You can do some aphrodisiac food
Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing
Yes fresh oysters and a sushi selection ,followed by a honey drizzled glazed lion of pork , with a desert of chocolate dipped fruits washed down with champagne would be a terrible idea max lol don't want to encourage this horny naughty lot xx "
Not me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue
No Biting
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I'm bunking off class if there's no biting |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx
You can do some aphrodisiac food
Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing
Yes fresh oysters and a sushi selection ,followed by a honey drizzled glazed lion of pork , with a desert of chocolate dipped fruits washed down with champagne would be a terrible idea max lol don't want to encourage this horny naughty lot xx "
Oysters and champagne and am anyone's woman lol |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue
No Biting
I'm bunking off class if there's no biting "
You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue
No Biting
I'm bunking off class if there's no biting
You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress "
Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again |
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
bellshill |
"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue
No Biting
I'm bunking off class if there's no biting
You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress
Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again "
Always experiment??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue
No Biting
I'm bunking off class if there's no biting
You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress
Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again
Always experiment??? "
Yes it's always good to try new things |
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Ok, quieten down. Today's topic is Physics. Specifically electromagnetism, and how electric motors work.
I have selection of motors with eccentric weights which cause them to vibrate.
If the girls in the front row would each like to take one, we'll begin.
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue
No Biting
I'm bunking off class if there's no biting
You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress
Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again
Always experiment???
Yes it's always good to try new things "
And try old things to make sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue
No Biting
I'm bunking off class if there's no biting
You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress
Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again
Always experiment???
Yes it's always good to try new things
And try old things to make sure "
Now to decide what to try first! Old, new or both |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue
No Biting
I'm bunking off class if there's no biting
You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress
Excellent now to go through my experimenting stage all over again
Always experiment???
Yes it's always good to try new things
And try old things to make sure
Now to decide what to try first! Old, new or both "
Both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx
You can do some aphrodisiac food
Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing
Yes fresh oysters and a sushi selection ,followed by a honey drizzled glazed lion of pork , with a desert of chocolate dipped fruits washed down with champagne would be a terrible idea max lol don't want to encourage this horny naughty lot xx
Oysters and champagne and am anyone's woman lol "
Really?? |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"Il take the home economics il get a A+ in tantalising your tastebuds and making you feel right at home xx
You can do some aphrodisiac food
Although it would make this lot even more horny. Dunno if its a good thing
Yes fresh oysters and a sushi selection ,followed by a honey drizzled glazed lion of pork , with a desert of chocolate dipped fruits washed down with champagne would be a terrible idea max lol don't want to encourage this horny naughty lot xx
Oysters and champagne and am anyone's woman lol
Really?? "
I absolutely love oysters... Shame they are so expensive here... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue
No Biting
I'm bunking off class if there's no biting
You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress "
omg don't remind me of head mistresses max pmsl |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"These bloody french kissing whats wrong with scottish snogging. First stop find a a bike shed , closie, hardest bit now, find a women , pucker up then just as she is not expecting it slam lips together result. Agh memories
(Sigh)
I have just attended the 'Fab - be respectful' class so I will bite my tongue
No Biting
I'm bunking off class if there's no biting
You can, doesn't look like we have a headmaster/mistress omg don't remind me of head mistresses max pmsl "
Lol |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
A world of my own |
I'm going to be learning support..
Specialising in reminding people to clear background mess or flush the toilet before they take a photo in the bathroom .
Assisting with those who feel they need help making friends or communicating effectively.
We can play games with finger puppets and discuss empathy.. |
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
Edinburgh |
"I'm going to be learning support..
Specialising in reminding people to clear background mess or flush the toilet before they take a photo in the bathroom "
Lol that made me giggle
I have seen a few like that  |
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