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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Thinking about recent posts on what profiles say I was thinking there should be an unwritten rulebook/jargonbuster we could refer too.
Here's some of mine they really are obvious but some might not be.
Profile says straight but also not looking for single males (means I have blocked them to keep my messages down)
Profile says cannot travel AND cannot accomodate (means I prefer a local meet but not in my hoose)
Read your NICE message but still didn't reply (is exhausted by answering no nicely to get several others asking to chat only etc etc)
I'm sure some might have others like...
Discreet male (married)
Professional (somehow inferring greater intelligence)
and so on... please add your own
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thanks for last night,you know who you are! Yeah it's called a wand/vibrator/dildo etc or in the man's case she's called Pam and her 5 friends  "
Ohhhh REALLY - I did NOT know that |
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By *976scottMan
over a year ago
North Lanarkshire |
WOMEN’S ADS
40-ish (49, plus a few)
Adventurer (slept with all your friends)
Athletic (skinny, no boobs)
Average looking (has a face like a Shar Pei)
Beautiful (pathological liar)
Contagious smile (does a lot of illegal drugs)
Educated (slept with her Political Science professor)
Emotionally secure (medicated)
Feminist (fat ball buster)
Free spirit (junkie)
Friendship first (trying to live down reputation as a slut)
Fun (annoying)
Gentle (comatose)
Good Listener (borderline autistic)
New Age (all body hair at full length, no deodorants)
Old-fashioned (lights out, missionary position only)
Open-minded (desperate)
Outgoing (loud and embarrassing)
Passionate (sloppy when d*unk)
Poet (depressive schizophrenic)
Professional (certified bitch)
Redhead (bad dye job)
Rubenesque (obese)
Romantic (looks much better by candle light)
Sociable (has been passed around like tray of canapés)
Voluptuous (clinically obese)
Wants soul mate (stalker)
Widow (drove first husband to shoot himself)
Young at heart (old trout) |
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By *976scottMan
over a year ago
North Lanarkshire |
MEN’S ADS
40-ish ( 52 and looking for 25-yr-old)
Athletic (watches a lot of football)
Average looking (unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back)
Educated (patronizing bore)
Free spirit (sleeping with your sister)
Free thinker (sleeping with your brother)
Freedom loving (sleeping with your sister and your brother)
Friendship first (as long as friendship involves nookie)
Fun (can work remote and a six pack of beer simultaneously)
Good looking (arrogant)
Very good looking (narcissistic dimwit)
Honest (pathological liar)
Huggable (overweight with more body hair than a gorilla)
Likes to cuddle (insecure Mummy’s boy)
Mature (older than your father)
Open-minded (wants to sleep with your flatmate but she’s not interested)
Physically fit (works a remote control single-handedly)
Poet (once wrote ex-girlfriend’s phone number on a public toilet wall)
Sensitive (cries at chick flicks)
Very sensitive (bi-sexual)
Spiritual (got laid in a cemetery once)
Stable (arrested for stalking, but not convicted)
Thoughtful (says “excuse me” when he farts) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WOMEN’S ADS
40-ish (49, plus a few)
Adventurer (slept with all your friends)
Athletic (skinny, no boobs)
Average looking (has a face like a Shar Pei)
Beautiful (pathological liar)
Contagious smile (does a lot of illegal drugs)
Educated (slept with her Political Science professor)
Emotionally secure (medicated)
Feminist (fat ball buster)
Free spirit (junkie)
Friendship first (trying to live down reputation as a slut)
Fun (annoying)
Gentle (comatose)
Good Listener (borderline autistic)
New Age (all body hair at full length, no deodorants)
Old-fashioned (lights out, missionary position only)
Open-minded (desperate)
Outgoing (loud and embarrassing)
Passionate (sloppy when d*unk)
Poet (depressive schizophrenic)
Professional (certified bitch)
Redhead (bad dye job)
Rubenesque (obese)
Romantic (looks much better by candle light)
Sociable (has been passed around like tray of canapés)
Voluptuous (clinically obese)
Wants soul mate (stalker)
Widow (drove first husband to shoot himself)
Young at heart (old trout)"
Love it...Shar Pei?!!! Lolz 
From "young at heart" Jintz x |
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