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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Having just been in a meeting and couldn't stop laughing when the chair said "the Support Desk have been taking a pounding this morning"
I'm wondering if anyone else has taken a fit of the giggles at the most inappropriate time?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That made me giffle lol"
Me too - giffle should be a thing. One of my son's friend said cockporn once instead of popcorn. I've never seen such a redface in my life - coulda made the popcorn on it.
A friend of mine once told her inlaws she wanted a dildo rail fitted in her living room. That would've taken some amount of batteries...   |
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Lol I remember a meeting we had and all the boss would go on about was "ramming it home".
But what tipped us over the edge was the comment to the sales team about "grabbing low hanging fruit"
to develop more sales. |
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"That made me giffle lol
Me too - giffle should be a thing. One of my son's friend said cockporn once instead of popcorn. I've never seen such a redface in my life - coulda made the popcorn on it.
A friend of mine once told her inlaws she wanted a dildo rail fitted in her living room. That would've taken some amount of batteries... "
quality giffles there |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Oh, another one was when I worked at Tesco many years ago, customer asked if we stocked "syphallis", obviously she meant "physalis".
Totally doubled over laughing......maybe you had to be there. |
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"Oh, another one was when I worked at Tesco many years ago, customer asked if we stocked "syphallis", obviously she meant "physalis".
Totally doubled over laughing......maybe you had to be there."
cheers bud,havnt laughed as much for hours |
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
bellshill |
"I once pmed a work colleague ' am coming to your desk for sex ' but I meant to type for a sec 
Well, it takes a lot to see me blush but oh my!!! That day I was 
But he had a good giggle "
Mmmmmmm giffle you anytime Max  |
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"I once pmed a work colleague ' am coming to your desk for sex ' but I meant to type for a sec
Well, it takes a lot to see me blush but oh my!!! That day I was
But he had a good giggle
Mmmmmmm giffle you anytime Max "
Lol I prefer spanks to slaps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Was watching this morning, and pierce Morgan said that Hilary Clinton didn't have a chance to finish Donald trump off, I heard it while chatting to someone and lol out loud, totally inappropriate |
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By *976scottMan
over a year ago
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At a family gathering there was folk walking past the hotel at the beach front walking dogs!
My sister in law said " look at that lovely dog it's one from the DUREX adverts"
Only when everyone burst out laughing did she remember it was the Dulux adverts"!!!! |
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By *argaidMan
over a year ago
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At school doing the whole reading aloud thing on some Sherlock Holmes I had to read the line "I can see you've had a good long ride in a dog-cart."
Bastard teacher made me keep re-reading it until I could read it without laughing. |
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
bellshill |
"I once pmed a work colleague ' am coming to your desk for sex ' but I meant to type for a sec
Well, it takes a lot to see me blush but oh my!!! That day I was
But he had a good giggle
Mmmmmmm giffle you anytime Max
Lol I prefer spanks to slaps "
Whatever you need xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After a "bad day at the office" we often ended up in the pub for a wee drink before heading home.
One such day sent my colleague Graham a text saying "im up for a quickie after work if you are"
What made it even worse was i sent it to the wrong Graham
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Yes sadly had a bit of a tough time for a while with a boss, argued all morning one day then had a meeting right afterwards, I misheard something he said in the meeting and it put me into fits of laughter the whole meeting, meeting ended and he tried to keep me back for another atguement and I had to leave for the day as I just couldn't stop laughing. Ended up taking a few days off to get over the laughing I was having let's just say it didn't go down too well lol
John  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Around the early 00's when having a mobile was becoming normal a female acquaintance would often ask suggestively if she could play with my snake!
She had a bloke at the time but I did end up fucking her a few years later 
If it wasn't obvious enough she wanted my real snake she made it even more so one night by pretending to fall in front of me where I was sitting n nonchalantly grabbing a handful of my crotch! 
I fucked her later that night...repeatedly! |
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