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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

So someone just asked for phone sex I replied was he a receiver ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you ask to reverse the charges?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Did you call him out?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Or were you otherwise engaged (care of mrs dlt)

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Did you ask to reverse the charges? "

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was it computerised

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Was it computerised "

Was a pm

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged "

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was it computerised

Was a pm "

ffs you said ye wouldn't discuss our PMS

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What was wrong with him? Did he just not ring your bell

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Was it computerised

Was a pm ffs you said ye wouldn't discuss our PMS "

I thought you meant pre menstrual stress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer "

Is it international call charges to your location?

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"What was wrong with him? Did he just not ring your bell "

Never answer withheld numbers

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location? "

East Kilbride does house the Department for international development .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location? "

It might be...but I am worth it

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

When I was a student,I was a phone sex operator.

I didn't earn much however on the flip side I like to think that I must have been brilliant as it never took them long to cum...

Manual is still the funniest thing I have ever read.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it "

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was it computerised

Was a pm ffs you said ye wouldn't discuss our PMS

I thought you meant pre menstrual stress "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal "

Satellite phone

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal

Satellite phone "

Pity, I'm on Virgin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sorry sir, you are about to be cut off..........

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal

Satellite phone

Pity, I'm on Virgin "

A virgin? At your age?

Faints

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal

Satellite phone "

I thought they were overly large earrings in your pic didn't think it was a sky dîsh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal

Satellite phone

Pity, I'm on Virgin

A virgin? At your age?

Faints "

Soooo predicable

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal

Satellite phone

Pity, I'm on Virgin

A virgin? At your age?

Faints

Soooo predicable "

Well thanks for the sympathy...I was expecting you to whip out the smelling salts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal

Satellite phone

Pity, I'm on Virgin

A virgin? At your age?

Faints

Soooo predicable

Well thanks for the sympathy...I was expecting you to whip out the smelling salts "

Smelling salts, I'd get the colour back in to your cheeks by other means

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal

Satellite phone

Pity, I'm on Virgin

A virgin? At your age?

Faints

Soooo predicable

Well thanks for the sympathy...I was expecting you to whip out the smelling salts

Smelling salts, I'd get the colour back in to your cheeks by other means "

Perhaps a strong cheesey smell

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal

Satellite phone

Pity, I'm on Virgin

A virgin? At your age?

Faints

Soooo predicable

Well thanks for the sympathy...I was expecting you to whip out the smelling salts

Smelling salts, I'd get the colour back in to your cheeks by other means "

Ohhh

Tell me more

Oh hang on...no slapping me..well unless it's my bum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal

Satellite phone

Pity, I'm on Virgin

A virgin? At your age?

Faints

Soooo predicable

Well thanks for the sympathy...I was expecting you to whip out the smelling salts

Smelling salts, I'd get the colour back in to your cheeks by other means

Ohhh

Tell me more

Oh hang on...no slapping me..well unless it's my bum "

I'd just have whispered something in your ear and made you blush slapping, moi? I'm a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you ask to reverse the charges?

I've got free calls but need to redial every hour to avoid being charged

Ohhh an hour....you are a stayer

Is it international call charges to your location?

It might be...but I am worth it

Oh though I'm unable to email in case you can't get a signal

Satellite phone

Pity, I'm on Virgin

A virgin? At your age?

Faints

Soooo predicable

Well thanks for the sympathy...I was expecting you to whip out the smelling salts

Smelling salts, I'd get the colour back in to your cheeks by other means

Ohhh

Tell me more

Oh hang on...no slapping me..well unless it's my bum

I'd just have whispered something in your ear and made you blush slapping, moi? I'm a gentleman "

Whispering in the early of somebody who has fainted? Does that work?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*ear

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear "

Are you volunteering for medical science?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science? "

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope "

I'll warm up my hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands "

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought "

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath "

I am not saying it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it "

Saying what?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what? "

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ? "

Cause I'm going to make you cough

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

Cause I'm going to make you cough "

You are doing it again

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

Cause I'm going to make you cough

You are doing it again

"

Doing what Mrs D?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

Cause I'm going to make you cough

You are doing it again

Doing what Mrs D? "

Being a devil

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

Cause I'm going to make you cough

You are doing it again

Doing what Mrs D?

Being a devil "

And what makes you think that?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

Cause I'm going to make you cough

You are doing it again

Doing what Mrs D?

Being a devil

And what makes you think that? "

Ohhh don't go all innocent and blushing now you flirt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

Cause I'm going to make you cough

You are doing it again

Doing what Mrs D?

Being a devil

And what makes you think that?

Ohhh don't go all innocent and blushing now you flirt "

But I am innocent Mrs D!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

Cause I'm going to make you cough

You are doing it again

Doing what Mrs D?

Being a devil

And what makes you think that?

Ohhh don't go all innocent and blushing now you flirt

But I am innocent Mrs D!!"

Yeah and we are going to win the Ryder Cup

Keen....the quiet ones are the worst you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

Cause I'm going to make you cough

You are doing it again

Doing what Mrs D?

Being a devil

And what makes you think that?

Ohhh don't go all innocent and blushing now you flirt

But I am innocent Mrs D!!

Yeah and we are going to win the Ryder Cup

Keen....the quiet ones are the worst you know "

How do you know I am quiet Mrs D?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

Cause I'm going to make you cough

You are doing it again

Doing what Mrs D?

Being a devil

And what makes you think that?

Ohhh don't go all innocent and blushing now you flirt

But I am innocent Mrs D!!

Yeah and we are going to win the Ryder Cup

Keen....the quiet ones are the worst you know

How do you know I am quiet Mrs D? "

I meant me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

Cause I'm going to make you cough

You are doing it again

Doing what Mrs D?

Being a devil

And what makes you think that?

Ohhh don't go all innocent and blushing now you flirt

But I am innocent Mrs D!!

Yeah and we are going to win the Ryder Cup

Keen....the quiet ones are the worst you know

How do you know I am quiet Mrs D?

I meant me "

I'm sure you did

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"*ear

Are you volunteering for medical science?

You are about to tell me that you are a doctor aren't you?

Nice stethoscope

I'll warm up my hands

Ohhh I think I am warm enough at the very thought

Prepare for a sharp intake of breath

I am not saying it

Saying what?

Err....why are sharp intake of breath Dr Keen? ?

Cause I'm going to make you cough

You are doing it again

Doing what Mrs D?

Being a devil

And what makes you think that?

Ohhh don't go all innocent and blushing now you flirt

But I am innocent Mrs D!!

Yeah and we are going to win the Ryder Cup

Keen....the quiet ones are the worst you know

How do you know I am quiet Mrs D?

I meant me

I'm sure you did "

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Why is it lonely on the island?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island? "

Full of sheep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep "

must keep you busy then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then? "

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd "

What's the terms of reference?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference? "

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie? "

I don't deal with dogs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs "

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ? "

I'm not a sub

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub "

No you are definitely a

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a "

Oh, am I now?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now? "

On the balance of probability I think so

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so "

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance "

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do "

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out "

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue? "

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum

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By *vbride1963 OP   TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum "

I like the orange tictacs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum

I like the orange tictacs "

I like apple ones Steph

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum

I like the orange tictacs

I like apple ones Steph "

Just what the Doctor ordered eh!!

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By *atmanhMan  over a year ago

bellshill


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum

I like the orange tictacs

I like apple ones Steph

Just what the Doctor ordered eh!! "

Can you 2 just get a room?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum

I like the orange tictacs

I like apple ones Steph

Just what the Doctor ordered eh!!

Can you 2 just get a room? "

I don't think Mrs D is that type of lady

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By *atmanhMan  over a year ago

bellshill


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum

I like the orange tictacs

I like apple ones Steph

Just what the Doctor ordered eh!!

Can you 2 just get a room?

I don't think Mrs D is that type of lady "

A log cabin then

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum

I like the orange tictacs

I like apple ones Steph

Just what the Doctor ordered eh!!

Can you 2 just get a room?

I don't think Mrs D is that type of lady

A log cabin then "

Do you think she likes wood?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum

I like the orange tictacs

I like apple ones Steph

Just what the Doctor ordered eh!!

Can you 2 just get a room?

I don't think Mrs D is that type of lady

A log cabin then

Do you think she likes wood? "

I am still here you know

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum

I like the orange tictacs

I like apple ones Steph

Just what the Doctor ordered eh!!

Can you 2 just get a room?

I don't think Mrs D is that type of lady

A log cabin then

Do you think she likes wood?

I am still here you know "

You were quiet, I thought you were eating an apple

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum

I like the orange tictacs

I like apple ones Steph

Just what the Doctor ordered eh!!

Can you 2 just get a room?

I don't think Mrs D is that type of lady

A log cabin then

Do you think she likes wood?

I am still here you know

You were quiet, I thought you were eating an apple "

No

You booked the log cabin?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Why is it lonely on the island?

Full of sheep

must keep you busy then?

Not baaaaaad

Just need a lovely shepherd

What's the terms of reference?

Terms of reference?

Got a collie?

I don't deal with dogs

How about subbing the shepherd bit out ?

I'm not a sub

No you are definitely a

Oh, am I now?

On the balance of probability I think so

I'm sure your bursting to find out how to tip that balance

Moi?

I'm not sure what to do

I'm sure you'd give yourself a week and you'd figure it out

What happens in a week?

How about a little clue?

You don't discuss tactics in an open forum

I like the orange tictacs

I like apple ones Steph

Just what the Doctor ordered eh!!

Can you 2 just get a room?

I don't think Mrs D is that type of lady

A log cabin then

Do you think she likes wood?

I am still here you know

You were quiet, I thought you were eating an apple

No

You booked the log cabin? "

Why, do you want to help chop wood?

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