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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just wondering if anyone else is a member of this secret society..............
Dlt told me about it they have the self-less task of
Siop,scottish inspectorate of pussies,got to check and licence the pussies in scotland.
Means We have to carry out checks on the pussies of the women in scotland to make sure they meet the regulation standards
They have to check it for taste,smell,tightness and whether it self lubricates easily,and also have to categorise how well trimmed it is
I wonder how many grade 1ams there are lol....... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam   "
Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam
Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society???"
appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam
Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X "
I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam
Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X
I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel..........."
That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam
Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X
I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes "
how do you know? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam
Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X
I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know? "
siop keeps records you know this |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam
Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X
I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know? "
Can you vouch for her abilities? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam
Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X
I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know?
Can you vouch for her abilities? "
Now boys no fighting over me.........  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"DLT is not the founder member....he's not even affiliated. He failed the entrance exam
Ok so how can i pass I assume this isn't a male only society??? appreciation of the pussy is all well and good but do you have a keen eye for detail have you any previous experience and how long can you hold your breath? X
I have a very keen eye for detail I have experience with no complaints and am learning to snorkel........... That's more experience than DLT so you are in ahah all jokes how do you know?
Can you vouch for her abilities?
Now boys no fighting over me......... "
Ahhhh sod it....who wants a weecracker sandwich?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.
Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As an inspector of pussies in an official capacity (back me up dlt) I can assure you all that it's not all its cracked up to be (boom).
The things I have retrieved from them and the smells that eminate from the not so well manicured ones would make you retract your application on the spot.
How a Glasgow hooker makes money down the green I'll never know in a month of Sunday's. The dirtiest, mankiest, smelliest crevices known to mankind.
As we say I Glasgow - gie ye the pure boke so they wid!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.
Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through "
ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.
Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine "
I'm a raid experience counts in this case, bide your time your chance will come (nods sagely) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.
Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine
I'm a raid experience counts in this case, bide your time your chance will come (nods sagely)"
That's the meds kicking in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.
Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine
I'm a raid experience counts in this case, bide your time your chance will come (nods sagely) That's the meds kicking in "
Shall I cancel your license? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.
Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine
I'm a raid experience counts in this case, bide your time your chance will come (nods sagely) That's the meds kicking in
Shall I cancel your license? "
as previously discussed borris Johnstone is the head honcho we will need to leave this matter in his capable hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I dislike my sons bickering about this, I had hoped I'd taught them better.
Never fear young lady help is at hand, I will if course integrate you and also provide comfort to aid the turmoil you've been put through ahaha no problem doctor said you need to rest the old tickers not as good as it used to be I'll handle it its fine
I'm a raid experience counts in this case, bide your time your chance will come (nods sagely) That's the meds kicking in
Shall I cancel your license? as previously discussed borris Johnstone is the head honcho we will need to leave this matter in his capable hands "
Poor deluded soul, seriously, Boris pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seems like he's hit the vaginally wall I've been at the edge once some freinds showed me blue waffle on a phone nearly scarred my view on pussy "
steady young man, no one said thus was a cake walk |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seems like he's hit the vaginally wall I've been at the edge once some freinds showed me blue waffle on a phone nearly scarred my view on pussy
steady young man, no one said thus was a cake walk "
cake walk? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Seems like he's hit the vaginally wall I've been at the edge once some freinds showed me blue waffle on a phone nearly scarred my view on pussy
steady young man, no one said thus was a cake walk cake walk? "
see Fab Diktionary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Listen it's my agency,I'm in charge and your all sacked
You obviously missed the memo, or had we deleted your business email account by then evidently "
Doesn't matter, Furry resigned so you're back on board |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I apply I'm very hands on and have experience in this very good eye for details and don't mind putting in extra time if needed lol xx  "
I shall arrange for one of my able assistants to put you through your paces and initiate you.
Can I have a volunteer please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Im happy to be a non confirmed "pussy owner"
Its a mythical creature we would obviously need to examine this in more detail
Its a myth.. it will never be seen or proven"
Some of us enjoy a challenge  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Im happy to be a non confirmed "pussy owner"
Its a mythical creature we would obviously need to examine this in more detail
Its a myth.. it will never be seen or proven
Some of us enjoy a challenge "
dad what have u telt you about being pushy |
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