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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lets hear your Still Games Quotes..

Keep it Fun ..

"Two Pints Please Prick"

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I actually drank in the pub that the pub that they called the Clansman used to be the Gimlet but gone now .

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By *s cynicalWoman over a year ago

glasgow

"Back aff ya spooky bitch"

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Boaby "Oft here they come Abott n Costello you're puttin the beef on Jack"....." aye thats right, everytime i shag your wife she makes me a sandwich"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Smell ma fingers!!! Get them smelt! It's the good stuff haha

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By *ilshyxWoman over a year ago

happy lil world

People huv tae know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe if you have a jobby yur maw could wipe yur arse fur ye x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's plenty

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By *tormountCouple over a year ago

Your Town

I keep a tight ship, not a shite tip.

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By *helma_richardsCouple over a year ago

edinburgh

Snip it off and finish it at home.

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By *mudg3rMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Boaby "Oft here they come Abott n Costello you're puttin the beef on Jack"....." aye thats right, everytime i shag your wife she makes me a sandwich"

I LOVE still game. Saw the stage show. Brilliant. However was disappointed at this line. It's a cricket sledge from Oz.

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By *ornographic ArtsCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

"We even kicked a giraffe to death" is just such a wrong and therefor funny line from when they pretended to be posh.

"Hullo ya wee fanny" from when Big Innes was in town too.

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By *tttttTouchMeWoman over a year ago

Kilmarnock

My favourite is when Jack and Victor are trying out the peephole at the funeral.

'Open the door! For I am a bogus gas man, wi' fake ID, and I've come tae ransack yer hoose!'

'There'll be no ransacking of homes today, for this peephole has been your undoing. On your way, rogue!'

'Open the door!'

'Naw!'

Open the door!'

'I telt ye, NAW!'

*priest comes up behind with the coffin*

'Could you open the door please?'

'Of course.'

'Woooooo...'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A scone and tea at half past three makes the day a little brighter, so take yer cakes and fancy tarts and shove them up yer shiter. Just too.good!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Winston. It's a well known fact ye canny actually laugh a lassie in tae bed

Jack. Aye show her yer tagder she'll piss herself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My favourite is when Jack and Victor are trying out the peephole at the funeral.

'Open the door! For I am a bogus gas man, wi' fake ID, and I've come tae ransack yer hoose!'

'There'll be no ransacking of homes today, for this peephole has been your undoing. On your way, rogue!'

'Open the door!'

'Naw!'

Open the door!'

'I telt ye, NAW!'

*priest comes up behind with the coffin*

'Could you open the door please?'

'Of course.'

'Woooooo...'

Can you see me, can you see me noo pmsl

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By *tttttTouchMeWoman over a year ago

Kilmarnock

"My favourite is when Jack and Victor are trying out the peephole at the funeral.

'Open the door! For I am a bogus gas man, wi' fake ID, and I've come tae ransack yer hoose!'

'There'll be no ransacking of homes today, for this peephole has been your undoing. On your way, rogue!'

'Open the door!'

'Naw!'

Open the door!'

'I telt ye, NAW!'

*priest comes up behind with the coffin*

'Could you open the door please?'

'Of course.'

'Woooooo...'

Can you see me, can you see me noo pmsl

Joost yer leg.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ya manky bastard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha you smoked yer leg aff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Funniest ever was the pot of pish episode you tube it folks!

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By *earded blossomCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Haud on, who stole my bunting?

John

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you heard that new rapper music. I have, and I like it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get oot a ma shop and take wee shitie arse with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nina ya boot"

Taxi fur a couple a fannys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like the playstation, do you like the playstation"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haud on the noo, the buildings on fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Eachese"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

This is the ballad of Mrs Begg

Who doubted Winston's dodgey leg

Now she waits on him round the clock

Because she got fond of OLD BERTS COCK!

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By *ornographic ArtsCouple over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh look, if it isnae Batman and Robin.

Aye, we'll accept that as long as you go Catwoman ya big pussy!

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By *inston80Couple over a year ago

cardiff

Get out of my shop you junkie bastard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

your warm noo but how yeh gonna feel in your wee stoney jail cell with nothing to heat you up but a warm boaby right up yer arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Back aff ya spooky bitch""

Love it

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