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over a year ago
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A good grouch can be very cathartic so spit it oot here folks. You know, the things that are small daft and very annonying, you know you shouldn't let them annoy you but they do.
Mine is door handles... they are always getting caught in my sleeve, the wee loops on my jacket... my handbag grrrrrrrrr.
Ohhh and wires... especially those going into the telly - I untangle them aw the time but somehow they end up tangled again grrrrrrrrr...
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My driveway gates !! Someone's pinched the wee bar that bolts into ground, so its a race to drive up before gate swings shut  . I could use a brick to hold it open but seems too much fuss  |
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... or when people wait till the traffic light is fully green then think... oh aye now where's first gear... they get through the lights and by that time they are at red again for you grrrrrrrrrr |
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"... or when people wait till the traffic light is fully green then think... oh aye now where's first gear... they get through the lights and by that time they are at red again for you grrrrrrrrrr "
lol oh don't. I've really bad road rage |
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By (user no longer on site)
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And how come I'm AlWAYS in the same aisle in asda as the person in front has loads of money off coupons, searching in the bottom of their bag to get their money, AND always manages to start talking about their holidays for an hour.. Ah mean REALLY. . Jog on |
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"... or when people wait till the traffic light is fully green then think... oh aye now where's first gear... they get through the lights and by that time they are at red again for you grrrrrrrrrr lol oh don't. I've really bad road rage "
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"And how come I'm AlWAYS in the same aisle in asda as the person in front has loads of money off coupons, searching in the bottom of their bag to get their money, AND always manages to start talking about their holidays for an hour.. Ah mean REALLY. . Jog on "
Or they have forgotten summat and they run off saying to you - oh sorry I won't be a minute... dinna say sorry - YER NOT!!! |
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"Ovens that are roasting hot at one end and vaguely lukewarm at yhe other EVEN THOUGH there is a fan doing 800rpm. How does that work. "
Toasters are worse... WHY do the have an incinerate setting |
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"Ovens that are roasting hot at one end and vaguely lukewarm at yhe other EVEN THOUGH there is a fan doing 800rpm. How does that work.
Toasters are worse... WHY do the have an incinerate setting "
they* that's another wan - typos... (though they can be quite funny to be fair ) |
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Everything I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup
So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot
That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear
That's what pisses me off  |
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"Everything I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup
So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot
That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear
That's what pisses me off "
That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Stray f&*king socks
So you go round and collect the washing or get the teenager to bring their own....in the machine and off you go and find a stray sock that was dropped en route 
So you grab the dirty f&*ker and race back to the kitchen skidding round the table in the vain hope of catching the washing machine before it reaches the point of no return
# first world problems |
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup
So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot
That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear
That's what pisses me off
That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot "
The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Stray f&*king socks
So you go round and collect the washing or get the teenager to bring their own....in the machine and off you go and find a stray sock that was dropped en route
So you grab the dirty f&*ker and race back to the kitchen skidding round the table in the vain hope of catching the washing machine before it reaches the point of no return
# first world problems "
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh yes similar with hoovering... you put the thing away and the FIRST thing ya see is a weeeee bit of black fluff on yer carpet when ya walk back in the room |
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup
So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot
That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear
That's what pisses me off
That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot
The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with"
are any of them called Happy, Sneezy, Bashful etc |
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup
So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot
That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear
That's what pisses me off
That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot
The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with
are any of them called Happy, Sneezy, Bashful etc "
Moniz,Francisco and Pedro as it happens lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup
So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot
That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear
That's what pisses me off
That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot
The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with
are any of them called Happy, Sneezy, Bashful etc
Moniz,Francisco and Pedro as it happens lol"
Hmmm not the Grimms fairytale version then |
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup
So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot
That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear
That's what pisses me off
That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot
The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with
are any of them called Happy, Sneezy, Bashful etc
Moniz,Francisco and Pedro as it happens lol
Hmmm not the Grimms fairytale version then "
No its more the big sweaty African version |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I hate the hassle at Airports ....
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grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Everytime I go for a coffee there only ever seems to be enough left for half a cup
So it always seems to be me that cleans out the old filter and then makes a new pot
That's when everybody else in the office seems to suddenly appear
That's what pisses me off
That happens to me with loo rolls - why is it always me who finds it done and has to put a new one oot
The toilet roll happens to me as well but only with the guys I share a cabin with
are any of them called Happy, Sneezy, Bashful etc
Moniz,Francisco and Pedro as it happens lol
Hmmm not the Grimms fairytale version then
No its more the big sweaty African version"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate the hassle at Airports ....
grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon "
Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I hate the hassle at Airports ....
grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon
Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss
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The plane does it tae |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate the hassle at Airports ....
grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon
Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss
The plane does it tae "
Im glad we are on the same level
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I hate the hassle at Airports ....
grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon
Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss
The plane does it tae
Im glad we are on the same level
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Yep the gutter lolol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate the hassle at Airports ....
grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon
Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss
The plane does it tae
Im glad we are on the same level
Yep the gutter lolol "
Ya canny clean a durty mind ..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I hate the hassle at Airports ....
grrrrrrrrr me too.... especially going to Ireland... two hours of waiting for a thirty minute flight... ah dinna even think ya level oot just up and doon
Up n Doon ....Oh My God ..sighss
The plane does it tae
Im glad we are on the same level
Yep the gutter lolol
Ya canny clean a durty mind ..
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Would ya want to |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh not a happy cherub 
Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze
No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away 
Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx "
Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh not a happy cherub
Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze
No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away
Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx
Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx "
It would be for me - she's in Ireland |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh not a happy cherub
Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze
No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away
Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx
Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx
It would be for me - she's in Ireland "
Haha you crack me up women lol |
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh not a happy cherub
Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze
No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away
Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx
Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx
It would be for me - she's in Ireland
Haha you crack me up women lol "
She makes the best bacon rolls av ever tasted tae |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A good grouch can be very cathartic so spit it oot here folks. You know, the things that are small daft and very annonying, you know you shouldn't let them annoy you but they do.
Mine is door handles... they are always getting caught in my sleeve, the wee loops on my jacket... my handbag grrrrrrrrr.
Ohhh and wires... especially those going into the telly - I untangle them aw the time but somehow they end up tangled again grrrrrrrrr...
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I hear you with the bloody door handles I'm forever getting caught to.
My biggest gripe is people that park there car in the middle of two spaces. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......"
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A good grouch can be very cathartic so spit it oot here folks. You know, the things that are small daft and very annonying, you know you shouldn't let them annoy you but they do.
Mine is door handles... they are always getting caught in my sleeve, the wee loops on my jacket... my handbag grrrrrrrrr.
Ohhh and wires... especially those going into the telly - I untangle them aw the time but somehow they end up tangled again grrrrrrrrr...
I hear you with the bloody door handles I'm forever getting caught to.
My biggest gripe is people that park there car in the middle of two spaces. "
Glad am not the only one- oooh parking... folk who park an INCH fae yer door grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh not a happy cherub
Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze
No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away
Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx
Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx
It would be for me - she's in Ireland
Haha you crack me up women lol
She makes the best bacon rolls av ever tasted tae "
Mmmmmm yummy my mum makes the best soup canny beat it |
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you "
Like the dark hole of culkutta  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you
Like the dark hole of culkutta "
Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Bags for life that snap the min you leave the supermarket aaaaaarrrrrrh not a happy cherub
Jeeeeeeeeze hope it wasn't the one with booze
No I can't get booze in asda they asked me for ID last week and took my rose away
Bassas - ah wid pay FOR them to ask me lolol xxxxxxx
Lol bad days when you need to get your mum to go in for your booze lol xxx
It would be for me - she's in Ireland
Haha you crack me up women lol
She makes the best bacon rolls av ever tasted tae
Mmmmmm yummy my mum makes the best soup canny beat it "
Mine too... must be a Mum thing lol xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you
Like the dark hole of culkutta
Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag "
I can see a rant about me coming lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Odd socks! I have a phobia of socks that don't exactly match, I come out in a cold sweat and feel sick. It's completely irrational, maybe i should seek professional help |
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"Odd socks! I have a phobia of socks that don't exactly match, I come out in a cold sweat and feel sick. It's completely irrational, maybe i should seek professional help"
Lol try thinking of it this way... When you do have odd socks... They aren't that odd... You have another pair exactly like that |
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you
Like the dark hole of culkutta
Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag "
As if there's ever any spare room in there |
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you
Like the dark hole of culkutta
Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag
As if there's ever any spare room in there "
And everything in there is ESSENTIAL |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you
Like the dark hole of culkutta
Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag
As if there's ever any spare room in there
And everything in there is ESSENTIAL "
PMSL
Of course it is |
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you
Like the dark hole of culkutta
Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag
As if there's ever any spare room in there
And everything in there is ESSENTIAL
PMSL
Of course it is "
I could survive ANYWHERE longer than Bear Grylls if I have my handbag with me |
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you
Like the dark hole of culkutta
Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag
As if there's ever any spare room in there
And everything in there is ESSENTIAL
PMSL
Of course it is
I could survive ANYWHERE longer than Bear Grylls if I have my handbag with me "
I do believe you, a woman's handbag us a lethal weapon in the right or wrong hands |
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you
Like the dark hole of culkutta
Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag
As if there's ever any spare room in there
And everything in there is ESSENTIAL
PMSL
Of course it is
I could survive ANYWHERE longer than Bear Grylls if I have my handbag with me
I do believe you, a woman's handbag us a lethal weapon in the right or wrong hands "
Men go to the left women are always right |
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you
Like the dark hole of culkutta
Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag
As if there's ever any spare room in there
And everything in there is ESSENTIAL
PMSL
Of course it is
I could survive ANYWHERE longer than Bear Grylls if I have my handbag with me
I do believe you, a woman's handbag us a lethal weapon in the right or wrong hands
Men go to the left women are always right "
Aye Right |
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"Me and keys! Loose them all constantly car house and office. Daily hunting required? Why don't I have them all together? Too simple......
Or they sink to the bottom of yer handbag and HIDE from you
Like the dark hole of culkutta
Yep lol doesn't help when the menfolk want awwww their stuff in "our" handbag
As if there's ever any spare room in there
And everything in there is ESSENTIAL
PMSL
Of course it is
I could survive ANYWHERE longer than Bear Grylls if I have my handbag with me
I do believe you, a woman's handbag us a lethal weapon in the right or wrong hands
Men go to the left women are always right "
Here I am back in the middle with you  |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
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Having a bad cold. Its totally doing my head in. The constant struggle to breathe, the husky voice, the terrible sleeps, runny and red nose, coughing, looking more awful than usual and just being so grumpy and miserable. |
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"Having a bad cold. Its totally doing my head in. The constant struggle to breathe, the husky voice, the terrible sleeps, runny and red nose, coughing, looking more awful than usual and just being so grumpy and miserable. "
Oh no sounds like manflu has crossed the sexual divide ( there will be hoards of folk now pm'ing you with offers of hot drinks sympathy and shags to sweat it oot ) |
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