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Things you can't unhear ...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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At work today a very random conversation came up about the hygeine strip in bikinis while they are in the shop and how they are not really hygenic as everyone would try the bikini with the same strip in the bottoms 
All the girls then thought about it and were horrified and pretty much never trying a bikini on ever again ... Its not like its not something we knew ... We just probably hadnt put much thought into it and now we have we can never unhear it ...
What random things have you heard or wished you didnt think about in so much detail |
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By *anny77Man
over a year ago
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"At work today a very random conversation came up about the hygeine strip in bikinis while they are in the shop and how they are not really hygenic as everyone would try the bikini with the same strip in the bottoms
All the girls then thought about it and were horrified and pretty much never trying a bikini on ever again ... Its not like its not something we knew ... We just probably hadnt put much thought into it and now we have we can never unhear it ...
What random things have you heard or wished you didnt think about in so much detail "
On a similar note I had a conversation recently about people going "true Scotsman" in a hired kilt! |
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"At work today a very random conversation came up about the hygeine strip in bikinis while they are in the shop and how they are not really hygenic as everyone would try the bikini with the same strip in the bottoms
All the girls then thought about it and were horrified and pretty much never trying a bikini on ever again ... Its not like its not something we knew ... We just probably hadnt put much thought into it and now we have we can never unhear it ...
What random things have you heard or wished you didnt think about in so much detail
On a similar note I had a conversation recently about people going "true Scotsman" in a hired kilt!"
part of the hire fee is for dry cleaning and they will show log if asked |
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"Most kilt places stipulate that you aren't allowed to go commando anymore for hygiene reasons. 
Something I can't unhear is that there are actually tiny little leeches in vinegar. "
I knew there was a good reason why I didnt like vinegar  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your in the kitchen that just happens to be under your parents bedroom and the ceiling is creaking!!!
Until a few years ago I assumed my parents were virgins and I was the 2nd coming, or the anti Christ. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be honest, I always try underwear in shops with my pants on and always wash new underwear before wearing them.
Not answering your question but I'll be back once I have thought about it  "
I am the same  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be honest, I always try underwear in shops with my pants on and always wash new underwear before wearing them.
Not answering your question but I'll be back once I have thought about it ohhhh you wear underwear max ??  "
Told you weren't alone |
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"To be honest, I always try underwear in shops with my pants on and always wash new underwear before wearing them.
Not answering your question but I'll be back once I have thought about it ohhhh you wear underwear max ?? "
lol When I remember to put them on  |
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Probably off piste a little...had a guy at work describe how he discovered his wife (now ex) was cheating on him to the whole office including female staff. His wife was out for a night and he felt horny when she came home, she was a bit worse for wears and agree to some late night loving. Foreplay commenced and he proceded to kiss and lick his way down her torso, down her stomach and proceded to her pussy which he spent some time but he did think the taste was a little unusual, opened his eyes to discover cum leaking out...not hers and certainly not his. I will never wipe that Thought or image from my mind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Probably off piste a little...had a guy at work describe how he discovered his wife (now ex) was cheating on him to the whole office including female staff. His wife was out for a night and he felt horny when she came home, she was a bit worse for wears and agree to some late night loving. Foreplay commenced and he proceded to kiss and lick his way down her torso, down her stomach and proceded to her pussy which he spent some time but he did think the taste was a little unusual, opened his eyes to discover cum leaking out...not hers and certainly not his. I will never wipe that Thought or image from my mind "
Eww I thought you were going to say what happened to my friend in a club. She had fun with a guy moved on to the next and he had his fingers inside her... and pulled out a condom!! Obviously it had fallen off the last guy and he never said. She was beyond mortified... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When your in the kitchen that just happens to be under your parents bedroom and the ceiling is creaking!!!
Until a few years ago I assumed my parents were virgins and I was the 2nd coming, or the anti Christ."
Never had that problem with my parents but years ago was over my mates for a beer and his mum's room was right above the living room. Firstly was just squeaking then the light was moving and we could hear her screaming "fuck my arse" my poor mate didn't know what to do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When your in the kitchen that just happens to be under your parents bedroom and the ceiling is creaking!!!
Until a few years ago I assumed my parents were virgins and I was the 2nd coming, or the anti Christ.
Never had that problem with my parents but years ago was over my mates for a beer and his mum's room was right above the living room. Firstly was just squeaking then the light was moving and we could hear her screaming "fuck my arse" my poor mate didn't know what to do. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Oh this has made for some entertaining reading seeing as I've woke up 25 minutes before the alarm.
I recently took my mum to buy a new suite. My Dad gave her a budget and we blew it and then some lol and she turned to me (still in the shop) and said "I'll have to have sex with him till Chistmas to make up for this" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When your in the kitchen that just happens to be under your parents bedroom and the ceiling is creaking!!!
Until a few years ago I assumed my parents were virgins and I was the 2nd coming, or the anti Christ."
This is made even worse when you look to your left and your dad is in the kitchen with you looking up at the ceiling... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Something I can't unhear is that there are actually tiny little leeches in vinegar.
NOOOOoooo...
Unread!"
Haha! Not true... Vinegar is one of the ways to get rid of leeches. |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"At work today a very random conversation came up about the hygeine strip in bikinis while they are in the shop and how they are not really hygenic as everyone would try the bikini with the same strip in the bottoms
All the girls then thought about it and were horrified and pretty much never trying a bikini on ever again ... Its not like its not something we knew ... We just probably hadnt put much thought into it and now we have we can never unhear it ...
What random things have you heard or wished you didnt think about in so much detail
On a similar note I had a conversation recently about people going "true Scotsman" in a hired kilt!"
Gross! I'm sure they get cleaned though. |
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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago
Paisley |
"My son telling me after a few drinks that his girlfriend is bi while the two of them are in the back of the car!
Lmao how do you respond to that lol ...."ohh thats nice dear" lmao "
Whilst not crashing the car! Yes that was my answer just about. Can hardly turn round and say 'me too!'. |
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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago
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"My son telling me after a few drinks that his girlfriend is bi while the two of them are in the back of the car!
Lmao how do you respond to that lol ...."ohh thats nice dear" lmao
Whilst not crashing the car! Yes that was my answer just about. Can hardly turn round and say 'me too!'. "
Hahaha think he would have probably fainted |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in a restaurant several weeks ago ..for lunch...
I offered too pay the bill ....The meal was lovely i really couldnt fault it.
However ...as they approached with the bill ....the Woman held a bowl full of imperial mints and offered us too pick mints out.
I immediately thought .."boak" How many hands have been in the bowl fetching out mints.
It totally gave me a different impression of the restaurant...
Simple things that can easily turn me.
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