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A Scotsman heads into a Cuban Cantina and asks for a whisky. He pays a week's wages and gets a tiny splash in a shot glass. Just as he sits down, four men with bushy beards and big cigars ask for whisky. The each get a full bottle for free. The Scotsman asks the bartender how this is. The bartender replies, 'the men with the bushy beards and big cigars are Castro's men. Castro's men get their whisky for free!'.
The Scotsman says, 'I'm one of Castro's men too!'. The bartender laughs and asks, 'where is your bushy beard and big cigar?'
The Scotsman looks around cautiously then lifts his kilt and declares, Secret Service mate, Secret Service!'
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Omg I guffawed out loud at work and had to cover it with a coughing fit.
"A Scotsman heads into a Cuban Cantina and asks for a whisky. He pays a week's wages and gets a tiny splash in a shot glass. Just as he sits down, four men with bushy beards and big cigars ask for whisky. The each get a full bottle for free. The Scotsman asks the bartender how this is. The bartender replies, 'the men with the bushy beards and big cigars are Castro's men. Castro's men get their whisky for free!'.
The Scotsman says, 'I'm one of Castro's men too!'. The bartender laughs and asks, 'where is your bushy beard and big cigar?'
The Scotsman looks around cautiously then lifts his kilt and declares, Secret Service mate, Secret Service!'
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By *awty Max OP Woman
over a year ago
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Omg I guffawed out loud at work and had to cover it with a coughing fit.
A Scotsman heads into a Cuban Cantina and asks for a whisky. He pays a week's wages and gets a tiny splash in a shot glass. Just as he sits down, four men with bushy beards and big cigars ask for whisky. The each get a full bottle for free. The Scotsman asks the bartender how this is. The bartender replies, 'the men with the bushy beards and big cigars are Castro's men. Castro's men get their whisky for free!'.
The Scotsman says, 'I'm one of Castro's men too!'. The bartender laughs and asks, 'where is your bushy beard and big cigar?'
The Scotsman looks around cautiously then lifts his kilt and declares, Secret Service mate, Secret Service!'
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"No entry sign
Policeman's truncheon  tea cosy
That's not a tea cosy Lil T 
  oh some guys hand Mr Costa
What ever she inserted the night before! one of his spare hats  "
Well I was told I can leave my hat on? |
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"No entry sign
Policeman's truncheon tea cosy
That's not a tea cosy Lil T
oh some guys hand Mr Costa
What ever she inserted the night before! one of his spare hats
Well I was told I can leave my hat on? "
you can always leave your hat on lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No entry sign
Policeman's truncheon tea cosy
That's not a tea cosy Lil T
oh some guys hand Mr Costa
What ever she inserted the night before! one of his spare hats
Well I was told I can leave my hat on? you can always leave your hat on lol"
Unless it gets nicked lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No entry sign
Policeman's truncheon tea cosy
That's not a tea cosy Lil T
oh some guys hand Mr Costa
What ever she inserted the night before! one of his spare hats
Well I was told I can leave my hat on? you can always leave your hat on lol
Unless it gets nicked lol if someone puts their hand up your kilt it might "
Well fun times but it will be on my head lol  |
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