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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Guy that made polos

He made a mint

What's your best ones

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By *atandasmileMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

One that might be relevant for here:

Going into antique shops doesn't make you gay...

...but it might make you buy curios.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One that might be relevant for here:

Going into antique shops doesn't make you gay...

...but it might make you buy curios."

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

What's brown and sticky ?

Parcel tape

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's brown and sticky ?

Parcel tape

Oi!

It's a stick

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

"What's brown and sticky ?

Parcel tape

Oi!

It's a stick

Or a dog shit

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Just made lovely sausages

I'll send you the link

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By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oral sex - a taste of things to cum!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Whats long and hard and has cum in it?

A cucumber.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I had to give up my home run bakery business I just couldn't make enough dough .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Life's like oral sex.

One slip of the tongue and your in the shit

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man over a year ago

nr you but not too near

"Whats long and hard and has cum in it?

A cucumber."

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By *ockerMrBloggs6969Man over a year ago

nr you but not too near

My ex wanted summit 10" long with rubber on it..I bought her a lovely pencil

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By *edLionScotMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I once knew a woman who offered her honour.

So I honoured her offer.

And all night long I was on her and off her!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Soooo many...

Corduroy pillows they're making headlines.

I hate Russian dolls they're so full of themselves.

I got rid of my Hoover... It was just gathering dust.

A friend tried to annoy me with bird puns but I soon realised toucan play at that game.

I'll stop there

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By *vbride1963TV/TS over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

I asked Fire for a double entendre and she gave me one .

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By *mudg3rMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

I used to work in a liquorice factory. Met all sorts there.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I asked Fire for a double entendre and she gave me one .

I'll do anything for a chicken leg at midnight when the noms set in Steph lolol xXx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I used to work in a liquorice factory. Met all sorts there. "

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing but I refused a job in an advent calendar factory because I could see its days were numbered

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The 65year old flasher was going to retire but thought he would stick it out for another year

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