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over a year ago
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Now that we are out of europe will the british standards come back i suggest that their should be british standards for cocks should be 7.5 inches and for fannies a very small 1 inch diameter if you dont fall in to that categorie you will not be entitiled to sex . Cum on folks whats your views  |
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"Now that we are out of europe will the british standards come back i suggest that their should be british standards for cocks should be 7.5 inches and for fannies a very small 1 inch diameter if you dont fall in to that categorie you will not be entitiled to sex . Cum on folks whats your views "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's me out for the sake of half an inch! 
Just out of interest though.....will those that make the grade have to get stamped/tattoo'd/branded with a British standard kite mark?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm from Gloucestershire where we breed like rabbits, off to measure my foo foo.
I need to ask is it on rest or excited?
I mean I've pushed 4 kids out that and been fisted, I'm pretty sure it wasn't an inch across then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm from Gloucestershire where we breed like rabbits, off to measure my foo foo.
I need to ask is it on rest or excited?
I mean I've pushed 4 kids out that and been fisted, I'm pretty sure it wasn't an inch across then "
What are you doing out of your corner wifey? 
Ach well,seeing as your here,come n work yourself onto my fist then we'll see if we can take a measurement for the inquisitive op.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm from Gloucestershire where we breed like rabbits, off to measure my foo foo.
I need to ask is it on rest or excited?
I mean I've pushed 4 kids out that and been fisted, I'm pretty sure it wasn't an inch across then
What are you doing out of your corner wifey?
Ach well,seeing as your here,come n work yourself onto my fist then we'll see if we can take a measurement for the inquisitive op. "
Bad bad man.... Shuffles over  be gentle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm from Gloucestershire where we breed like rabbits, off to measure my foo foo.
I need to ask is it on rest or excited?
I mean I've pushed 4 kids out that and been fisted, I'm pretty sure it wasn't an inch across then
What are you doing out of your corner wifey?
Ach well,seeing as your here,come n work yourself onto my fist then we'll see if we can take a measurement for the inquisitive op.
Bad bad man.... Shuffles over be gentle "
Considerate bad,bad man.....I've cut n filed my nails!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Question...
Am French and therefore European.
Is my fanny lowering the British standards on Fab "
is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees "
(Lee)
You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.
I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.
Jeeeezzzzz? ????
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By (user no longer on site)
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is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees
(Lee)
You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.
I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.
Jeeeezzzzz? ????
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do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees
(Lee)
You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.
I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.
Jeeeezzzzz? ????
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have some coffee...bit early to be offended by not the most offensive joke on a monday....ffs
I'd have said it might be against fabs standards if max's fanny was a blue waffle..never mind the hairy aspect  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees
(Lee)
You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.
I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.
Jeeeezzzzz? ????
do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?"
(Lee)
Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.
I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees
(Lee)
You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.
I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.
Jeeeezzzzz? ????
do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?
(Lee)
Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.
I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread. "
jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy
if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here
I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers
lighten up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees
(Lee)
You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.
I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.
Jeeeezzzzz? ????
do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?
(Lee)
Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.
I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread.
jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy
if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here
I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers
lighten up"
Is that all you have? Brownie points? Lol
I'll let you win... you got me.
Your "banter " has convinced me.... not to be like that on a forum. I just feel bad for you.
Behind every joke and all the "banter" is a truth disguised as humor.
Such a shame.
Good day
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dont no.nawty i have not seen it but due to your lenght of time spent hear you still.may qualify if you get an inspectors seal of approval "
Since he cannot even spell 'here' correctly I do not think anyone has anything to worry about whether this tosser draws breath or not! |
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is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees
(Lee)
You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.
I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.
Jeeeezzzzz? ????
do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?
(Lee)
Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.
I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread.
jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy
if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here
I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers
lighten up"
Were they???
Must have been in your Europe history book then!
Am not gonna argue with you as you seem to be Fab's Mr-Know-it-all on Europe |
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is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees
(Lee)
You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.
I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.
Jeeeezzzzz? ????
do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?
(Lee)
Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.
I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread.
jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy
if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here
I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers
lighten up
Were they???
Must have been in your Europe history book then!
Am not gonna argue with you as you seem to be Fab's Mr-Know-it-all on Europe "
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Our language in a written form does not carry inflection. So humour is hard to grasp sometimes. A part that is true there are lots of brown noses on fab. That side of things gets up my nose far more than some user calling me a w**nker. |
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A part that is true there are lots of brown noses on fab. That side of things gets up my nose far more than some user calling me a w**nker."
Sorry I didn't get that!!! 
I have a brown nose
What does that mean??? |
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A part that is true there are lots of brown noses on fab. That side of things gets up my nose far more than some user calling me a w**nker.
Sorry I didn't get that!!!
I have a brown nose
What does that mean???"
Ooh Doh!! Yeah got it... Sorry it Monday morning |
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A part that is true there are lots of brown noses on fab. That side of things gets up my nose far more than some user calling me a w**nker.
Sorry I didn't get that!!!
I have a brown nose
What does that mean???"
lol max a beown nose is someone who will agree with anything a particular group or person says. In order to advance theirselves with that group or person same as an asslicker |
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A part that is true there are lots of brown noses on fab. That side of things gets up my nose far more than some user calling me a w**nker.
Sorry I didn't get that!!!
I have a brown nose
What does that mean???lol max a beown nose is someone who will agree with anything a particular group or person says. In order to advance theirselves with that group or person same as an asslicker "
 merci kola.
I must be a natural at it then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees
(Lee)
You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.
I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.
Jeeeezzzzz? ????
do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?
(Lee)
Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.
I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread.
jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy
if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here
I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers
lighten up
Were they???
Must have been in your Europe history book then!
Am not gonna argue with you as you seem to be Fab's Mr-Know-it-all on Europe "
yep, you seem to be correct, that's why I voted to leave
and so glad we are |
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is your armpit hair down to your elbows and fanny hair down to your knees
(Lee)
You know that sounds pretty rude on many levels.
I understand banter.... but sometimes it crosses a line.
Jeeeezzzzz? ????
do you know Maggie Wall from Dunning?
(Lee)
Don't really care....rudeness on a forum is cowardly. ...you would probably not say that to her face.
I wish you a wonderful day filled with the same joy you spread.
jeez you need to lighten up, the French were well known for lack of washing and not shaving armpits and pussy
if you cant take a joke what is the point of you being here
I expect you are looking for brownie points from all the pc fabbers
lighten up
Were they???
Must have been in your Europe history book then!
Am not gonna argue with you as you seem to be Fab's Mr-Know-it-all on Europe
yep, you seem to be correct, that's why I voted to leave
and so glad we are "
Life has improved so much since for us all lol
Don't reply to that was just a cheeky comment Don't want to get you started read your views on it before
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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We had a laugh folks i can spell here and hear iyts mty typong thats shit lol please please lighting up if i put anything on this forum it will be for a laugh or i am extremely bored grant grrr  |
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