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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a great shag, the end 
Are you????   well i ain't gunna put am crap lol
Be nice to find out what's it like to live in hope ?
Only way to live here  "
lol awwww  |
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
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"I'm a great shag, the end
Are you???? well i ain't gunna put am crap lol
Be nice to find out what's it like to live in hope ?
Only way to live here lol awwww
Eternal optimist il say "
Always half full
At least |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars.................."
im sold. I like pussies too  |
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"cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars.................."
everyone loves a purring pussy ...pickles are the worst to get open dont ya think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a great shag, the end
Trading standards here, just need to check the validity of your ad, when you available? any day ending in Y "
Tomorrow - no
Must be today then lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aren't our fab profiles essentially just personal ads?
Yes your profile is a personal advert but I'm talking about the personals in the newspapers and magazines "
awe sorry, didn't understand  don't read news papers |
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"Irascible rogue seeks somewhere to lay hat. "
It's been said by many you could hang a donkey jacket with bottles of irn bru in the pockets on my nipples, so maybe you want to put ur hat on them ? |
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"Irascible rogue seeks somewhere to lay hat.
It's been said by many you could hang a donkey jacket with bottles of irn bru in the pockets on my nipples, so maybe you want to put ur hat on them ? "
Oh my! That's an image that's going to stay with me .
Of course if I *were* to hang my hat there it would be spoiling an excellent view. |
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By *crue1Man
over a year ago
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"cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars..................everyone loves a purring pussy ...pickles are the worst to get open dont ya think "
Nah, beetroot is a bit of a pain in the backside.... |
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"cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars..................everyone loves a purring pussy ...pickles are the worst to get open dont ya think
Nah, beetroot is a bit of a pain in the backside...."
lol thats what i ment anything pickled lol |
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By *crue1Man
over a year ago
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"cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars..................everyone loves a purring pussy ...pickles are the worst to get open dont ya think
Nah, beetroot is a bit of a pain in the backside....lol thats what i ment anything pickled lol "
Like my ad would say, I'm really good at opening them. It's legs I can't seem to open....... |
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"cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars..................everyone loves a purring pussy ...pickles are the worst to get open dont ya think
Nah, beetroot is a bit of a pain in the backside....lol thats what i ment anything pickled lol
Like my ad would say, I'm really good at opening them. It's legs I can't seem to open....... "
pmsl practice makes perfect so they say |
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By *crue1Man
over a year ago
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"cat lover, looking for someone that me and mr mittens can spend quality time with. enjoys arranging things and really good at opening stubborn jars.................. im sold. I like pussies too "
He's sold, he likes women in Lace underwear. Loves a good petting and mini milk ice lollies on a hot day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Princess Fiona seeks Shrek. Donkey optional.
Evil witches and scary dragons should note I'm lovely really.
Do you like the shrek look? "
Who doesn't...?! |
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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago
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"Princess Fiona seeks Shrek. Donkey optional.
Evil witches and scary dragons should note I'm lovely really.
Do you like the shrek look? "
Shrek is my ideal man and the best fairy tale. It shows you dont need to be perfect to find happy ever after. It also shows that sometimes the women do the rescuing..
I already have my shrek. Sadly I need to hope he will one day escape the evil queen.. |
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By *atmanhMan
over a year ago
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"Princess Fiona seeks Shrek. Donkey optional.
Evil witches and scary dragons should note I'm lovely really.
Do you like the shrek look?
Shrek is my ideal man and the best fairy tale. It shows you dont need to be perfect to find happy ever after. It also shows that sometimes the women do the rescuing..
I already have my shrek. Sadly I need to hope he will one day escape the evil queen.."
Can live in hope
Maybe you need a donkey to help |
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