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BROMANCE BUDDIES 2016 - The interviews will be held in Sept (clothing & tan lines optional)
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
A GOOD IDEA IS WORTH RESURRECTING.
(If they can bring back Doctor Who in another incarnation, then why not this?)
THE 2016 BROMANCE BUDDIES CANDIDATES:
Applications are now being accepted for the above named position.
Applicants must be smart & intellectually acute to recognise witty banter. Preferably they will be between 25 - 50 yo, reasonably fit, be comfortable in matters of a sexual nature & open to having the urine extracted or the piss taken out of them. They should NOT participate in other watersports other than swimming, sailing, wet biking or other such hobbies.
The successful appliicant(s) should also be in possession of at least 2 or 3 of the following criteria:
Dark hair (preferably a full head of), dark eyes, hairy chest, a bubble butt, killer smile, a liking but not an obsession for McDs McMuffin brekkies, a good fashionable dress sense particularly in the underwear department, a penchant for Disco Baws with an ability to dance seductively around a dance floor, or at minimum a bar pole. They should have a flexible approach when being flirted with, occasionally groped (particularly at inappropriate moments), or be pimped out in the presence of a sexy woman or member of the Sexy Sisterhood Society. This may entail some additional groping by the boss to check for credentials, fully maintained equipment & general amusement of the Management.
Remuneration & benefits are negotiable but of an exclusive nature.
Membership of the Bromance Buddy League is automatic, but may not include automatic promotion to "other" exclusive clubs owned & maintained by the parent company.
Please apply in writing along with an accompanying photograph, noting your qualifications. Photographs are mandatory & will not be returned. Drawings done in crayon will not be accepted as a substitute & will render the application null & void.
There is no closing date for applications. |
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"A GOOD IDEA IS WORTH RESURRECTING.
(If they can bring back Doctor Who in another incarnation, then why not this?)
THE 2016 BROMANCE BUDDIES CANDIDATES:
Applications are now being accepted for the above named position.
Applicants must be smart & intellectually acute to recognise witty banter. Preferably they will be between 25 - 50 yo, reasonably fit, be comfortable in matters of a sexual nature & open to having the urine extracted or the piss taken out of them. They should NOT participate in other watersports other than swimming, sailing, wet biking or other such hobbies.
The successful appliicant(s) should also be in possession of at least 2 or 3 of the following criteria:
Dark hair (preferably a full head of), dark eyes, hairy chest, a bubble butt, killer smile, a liking but not an obsession for McDs McMuffin brekkies, a good fashionable dress sense particularly in the underwear department, a penchant for Disco Baws with an ability to dance seductively around a dance floor, or at minimum a bar pole. They should have a flexible approach when being flirted with, occasionally groped (particularly at inappropriate moments), or be pimped out in the presence of a sexy woman or member of the Sexy Sisterhood Society. This may entail some additional groping by the boss to check for credentials, fully maintained equipment & general amusement of the Management.
Remuneration & benefits are negotiable but of an exclusive nature.
Membership of the Bromance Buddy League is automatic, but may not include automatic promotion to "other" exclusive clubs owned & maintained by the parent company.
Please apply in writing along with an accompanying photograph, noting your qualifications. Photographs are mandatory & will not be returned. Drawings done in crayon will not be accepted as a substitute & will render the application null & void.
There is no closing date for applications."
let's get one thing perfectly straight here,there's only room for one bromance on fab  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slightly off piste, but what's the word for the female equivalent of a "bromance"?
PS...The Barbra song for today is "Speak Low" from Back to Broadway...x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Slightly off piste, but what's the word for the female equivalent of a "bromance"?
PS...The Barbra song for today is "Speak Low" from Back to Broadway...x "
a sister act |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"let's get one thing perfectly straight here,there's only room for one bromance on fab "
Dear Frankenstein & Igor,
We note your grievance & with respect feel at need to advise that unless you can provide adequate legal proof of your copyright claim to the Bromance Buddies League (or any subsidiary of the parent company) prior to your inception date we will have no alternative but to file your complaint under the category of "File 13; Article MEH; Section DILLIGAF. We also draw your attention to https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/scotland/169541
Furthermore we have instructed our lawyers & Universal along with the Mary Shelley Foundation of your infringement of the names Frankenstein & Igor.
In closing we would like to wish you well in your Bromance & hope that it works out for you both in light of the fact that we will "see you in court". |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"You anti-baldy brutes!"
Dear Mr Kiwi,
Thankyou for your recent interest & comments on the Bromance Buddies League. We sympathise with your plight & as to appear to comply as an equal opportunities organisation we are prepared to allow any application you may consider submitting under our "foreign exchange programme". Please forward proof of your nationality eg: passport, travel visa, letter from your Mum at your earliest convenience. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Not applying - shouldn't have to  "
Dear Mr Furry,
Whilst we appreciate you already have membership under previous Management & understand that you may have woken up on the wrong side of someone's bed this morning, it is advisable never to step on Management's tippytoes. On this ocassion we are prepared to overlook the matter on delivery of a full McD's brekkie with a side order of groveling. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Ageist's ! "
Dear Steph,
We note your concerns & advise that the age restrictions have been raised this year but feel we must point out that, just as theme parks have age & height restrictions, we have age & height restrictions for Health & Safety reasons.
We draw your attention to the warning in our profile that "for all amusements applicants must be THIS age & THAT height to go on this ride." |
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"Ageist's !
Dear Steph,
We note your concerns & advise that the age restrictions have been raised this year but feel we must point out that, just as theme parks have age & height restrictions, we have age & height restrictions for Health & Safety reasons.
We draw your attention to the warning in our profile that "for all amusements applicants must be THIS age & THAT height to go on this ride.""
on the plus side word on the grapevine is that theres a large dipper been added to the ride |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Slightly off piste, but what's the word for the female equivalent of a "bromance"?
PS...The Barbra song for today is "Speak Low" from Back to Broadway...x "
Dear Miss Jinty,
We are pleased to advise that you are granted automatic lifetime membership to the Sexy Sisterhood Society due to your appreciation of sexy men, banter & an appreciation of Showtunes. We will PM you on today's musical numbers for the evening parade. |
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"Slightly off piste, but what's the word for the female equivalent of a "bromance"?
PS...The Barbra song for today is "Speak Low" from Back to Broadway...x "
Mrs McG...fancy a little womance?
And gin  |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"just the oposit womance "
Dear Miss Nawty,
You are indeed correct that Womance is the correct terminology & not the current trend for the kidzspeak of Homance. We feel this has derogatory tones which do not fit in with Management policy or thinking.
Whilst we note that some may consider the pronounciation sounds like a child with a speech impediment, we are an International Organisation, made up of a multiethnic background & furthermore don't give a merd what others may think of our parlance.
We wish you continued pleasure from your membership of the SSS & it's other companies. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"on the plus side word on the grapevine is that theres a large dipper been added to the ride "
Dear Mr Kola,
You are indeed correct that the Big Dipper is already in place, been fully tested for health & safety purposes, & is fully functional. Please feel free to report for a complimentary ride at a time of your choosing. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Pays attention to this post...hehe no idea why but curiosity gets the better of me often "
Dear Ms Jewels,
You are more than welcome to come & watch if you don't wish to take part in the rides & amusements. A viewing gallery for spectators is available with full cafeteria fascilities offering a range of delightful snacks & beverages. |
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"on the plus side word on the grapevine is that theres a large dipper been added to the ride
Dear Mr Kola,
You are indeed correct that the Big Dipper is already in place, been fully tested for health & safety purposes, & is fully functional. Please feel free to report for a complimentary ride at a time of your choosing."
it is with sad regret that I must decline this wonderous offer. Having sampled the delights of the twin valleys ride I feel I must give that ride my endorsement. But im sure the queue s will be staggering to get a ride on your big dipper |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Not applying - shouldn't have to
Dear Mr Furry,
Whilst we appreciate you already have membership under previous Management & understand that you may have woken up on the wrong side of someone's bed this morning, it is advisable never to step on Management's tippytoes. On this ocassion we are prepared to overlook the matter on delivery of a full McD's brekkie with a side order of groveling. "
Dear Management
Further to your communication, I wish to remind you of the longstanding agreement to 'grab ass' at socials that was taken advantage of last November. Hence I don't feel there is any need to grovel |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"it is with sad regret that I must decline this wonderous offer. Having sampled the delights of the twin valleys ride I feel I must give that ride my endorsement. But im sure the queue s will be staggering to get a ride on your big dipper"
Dear Mr Kola,
We are glad you enjoyed your shots at our Twin Valleys facility & appreciate your endorsement.
We look forward to your continued patronage & advise you are always welcome to view the Big Dipper even if you do not wish to ride it. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Dear Management
Further to your communication, I wish to remind you of the longstanding agreement to 'grab ass' at socials that was taken advantage of last November. Hence I don't feel there is any need to grovel "
Dear Mr Furry,
We would like to refer you to the small print in your contract that states Management can change its mind at any point & therefor the subsequent prescendence of "ya, boo, sucks" & "tough titty" fall into play.
We also reserve the right to replace insubordinates with younger, fitter, more flexible Bromance Buddies with buns of steel. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
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"I thought that competition had been won outright with the trophy given to them to keep a few months ago  "
Dear Mr MatureGent,
Please forgive our oversight in your correspondence. This was not intentional.
However we must refer you to the rules of the Bromance Buddy League that states that no prize, trophy or equivalent monetary compensation shall be awarded to any holder of the title Bromance Buddy. Once again Management reserve the right to change the rules at any point.
As for alternative claims to Bromance Buddy copyright we always advise to "beware of imitations".
*Other BB's are available at Poundland, B&M, Poundstretchers as well as elsewhere, however we only endorse the original Bromance Buddy League brand & its associated patented partnerships. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Do we get coffee if we join "
Dear sweetNsour,
We stock a full range of beverages including high brand coffees & teas. There's also free cake provided by our local (freetrade) suppliers. |
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I'm happy to offer my services to this outstanding new care in the community project. I have many talents that I can offer for in exchange of some rewards such as checking out buns of steel monitor.
Regards
Busty |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Do I need to reapply for entry to the league on an annual basis? The rules are unclear on this, unless section 48, subsection 93, clause a-9652 applies.
Can management clarify? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to draw to your attention that only women are getting to join.
No under the human rights act 1967,paragraph#gofuckyourself sub.para#yousexistbastard,that you are ingringing on my right as the male half of the gender gap to enjoy such amusements as afforded to the lovely ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slightly off piste, but what's the word for the female equivalent of a "bromance"?
PS...The Barbra song for today is "Speak Low" from Back to Broadway...x
Mrs McG...fancy a little womance?
And gin "
I think we should Mrs D...on both counts!! |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"  Oh dear, seems I am just to old for anything these days. may as well hop back to the O.A.P. home.  "
Dear zac,
Our partner organisation "Shady Pines Retirement Home For The Bewildered" offers much the same benefits as the Bromance Buddy League. It also offers light aerobic classes (which the BBL does not) for some light impact exercise. Perhaps you may consider this as an alternative. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"I'm happy to offer my services to this outstanding new care in the community project. I have many talents that I can offer for in exchange of some rewards such as checking out buns of steel monitor.
Regards
Busty"
Dear Miss Busty,
We thank you for your kind offer but must advise our Bun Inspection is carried out but our fully trained & qualified staff. Whilst we can arrange tours with full viewing galleries we do not allow unqualified members of the public to participate in handling the Buns as this can be dangerous & must be overseen by Management only. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Do I need to reapply for entry to the league on an annual basis? The rules are unclear on this, unless section 48, subsection 93, clause a-9652 applies.
Can management clarify? "
Dear Mr Hamish,
We are delighted that you are able to quote our rules, sections, subsections & clauses with such clarity, however the rule stating " Management reserve the right to change the rules at any given time" supercedes any such previous clauses. We also note that you have not read, understood or signed our updates to the Handbook in the best part of a year & feel you may benefit from a refresher course with myself & a member of the Sexy Sisterhood Society. Please make yourself available for the next available refresher course. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"I'd like to draw to your attention that only women are getting to join.
No under the human rights act 1967,paragraph#gofuckyourself sub.para#yousexistbastard,that you are ingringing on my right as the male half of the gender gap to enjoy such amusements as afforded to the lovely ladies"
Dear Mr DLT,
Management dislike seeing our Bromance Buddies with grievances which draws into question our associated partners at the Sexy Sisterhood Society.
On further checking out records we cannot find a record of any membership of any of our associated group, even within our Transport Department, which as you might know is contracted out to The Big Furry HaulAss Company. We have made a contribution of approximately £71 under an Offshore Partnership Company to a charity we know is close to your heart in the hope that this may appease any possible legal wranglings. However I must point out that with Brexit & the situation with the EU courts of human rights we long ago took action to place our Organisation in the jurisdiction of Planet Porn which pretty much stated that we can do as we please without fear of legal repercussions. This includes sexual discrimination cases & cases of big cry babies. Should you require any further sympathy we are happy to offer our Shoulder To Cry On service just as soon as the rheumatism clears up. |
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"Do I need to reapply for entry to the league on an annual basis? The rules are unclear on this, unless section 48, subsection 93, clause a-9652 applies.
Can management clarify?
Dear Mr Hamish,
We are delighted that you are able to quote our rules, sections, subsections & clauses with such clarity, however the rule stating " Management reserve the right to change the rules at any given time" supercedes any such previous clauses. We also note that you have not read, understood or signed our updates to the Handbook in the best part of a year & feel you may benefit from a refresher course with myself & a member of the Sexy Sisterhood Society. Please make yourself available for the next available refresher course. "
Can management provide a list of available training dates and trainers at their earliest opportunity.
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Go on then .... Look forward to my interview again  "
Dear Mr Glascum,
Please report for your updated initiation at your earliest convenience.
We look forward to putting you through your paces & providing you with the Gold Pressed Latinum award for services to the Bromance Buddy League.
Whilst rules & criteria are stiffer than previous years we are confident you will "pump the competition" & "blow us" away with your skills level. See you at Round One of this years Candidate Interviews. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slightly off piste, but what's the word for the female equivalent of a "bromance"?
PS...The Barbra song for today is "Speak Low" from Back to Broadway...x
Mrs McG...fancy a little womance?
And gin
I think we should Mrs D...on both counts!! "
Perfect timing for pouring a G&T |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
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"Can management provide a list of available training dates and trainers at their earliest opportunity. "
Whilst specific dates are not yet available we can advise that we hope to commence the new intake in September of this year. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"And gin
Perfect timing for pouring a G&T "
Sexy Sisters Society reminds members to drink responsibly unless it aids the training & enhances skills of members of the Bromance Buddies League.
However, a cup of tea wouldn't go amiss Mrs D. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Can management provide details of any trainers from the Sexy Sisterhood who will be attending the Falkirk Social next weekend please?
Should the need arise, it would be comforting to know who to turn to if I have any problems |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Can management provide details of any trainers from the Sexy Sisterhood who will be attending the Falkirk Social next weekend please?
Should the need arise, it would be comforting to know who to turn to if I have any problems "
We must refer you to our Falkirk branch for further details. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Can we cut all the formalities out & can I just have a shag  no adulation is a pre-requisite "
New candidates please take note. This is how you fast track your application. Failing this, copious amounts of Southern Comfort or nice buns. |
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"Can we cut all the formalities out & can I just have a shag no adulation is a pre-requisite
Women "
lol I noticed could be an amazonian 50ft goddess adulation is still a pre-requisite (equal opportunity initiative) |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Not applying - shouldn't have to "
Dear Mr Furry,
Due to information recently brought to the attention of Management we feel we have no alternative but to rescind all BBL privileges until the completion of an internal investigation. Whilst we understand that this may cause you personal consternation & pain, emotional as well as physical hurt, we feel that this matter must be probed into much further. We will advise you of the outcome personally in due course.
Kindest regards,
Management. |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
Dear Management
If this suspension is due to the fact I out flirted you last night then I wholeheartedly and sincerely apologize and beg for forgiveness.
Please can you rescind my ban?
Many thanks |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Dear Management
If this suspension is due to the fact I out flirted you last night then I wholeheartedly and sincerely apologize and beg for forgiveness.
Please can you rescind my ban?
Many thanks "
Dear Mr Furry,
We cannot discuss the nature of our internal investigation, however we can advise that we will thoroughly probe into it & look into every passage available in order to establish the validity.
We take such matters seriously & consideration will be given to your plea.
On the meantime your duties will be seconded to one of our foreign exchange candidates.
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Dear Management
If this suspension is due to the fact I out flirted you last night then I wholeheartedly and sincerely apologize and beg for forgiveness.
Please can you rescind my ban?
Many thanks
Dear Mr Furry,
We cannot discuss the nature of our internal investigation, however we can advise that we will thoroughly probe into it & look into every passage available in order to establish the validity.
We take such matters seriously & consideration will be given to your plea.
On the meantime your duties will be seconded to one of our foreign exchange candidates.
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Dumped 
For a foreign harlot no less  |
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"Dear Management
If this suspension is due to the fact I out flirted you last night then I wholeheartedly and sincerely apologize and beg for forgiveness.
Please can you rescind my ban?
Many thanks "
I feel so dirty and used by you two reprobates!!! Lol  |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Dear Management
If this suspension is due to the fact I out flirted you last night then I wholeheartedly and sincerely apologize and beg for forgiveness.
Please can you rescind my ban?
Many thanks
I feel so dirty and used by you two reprobates!!! Lol "
Dear Miss Jinty,
You should also try our Wet & Wild ride should you feel the need to clean off or hose yourself down.
We have noted your testimonial & are pleased that the Bromance Buddy League has provided you with the desired effect intended by the Management. "Job done", as we like to say & hopefully more satisfactorily than other generic brands of Bromances.
Please feel free to claim your free pass to any of our events. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
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"DeAt management
Please employ a tea lady as im still waiting on my coffee many posts above. This is a bed viewing on your bromance status you require "
Dear sweetNsour,
We have run your communication through a Universal Translator, an Enigma machine, Babelfish, a translation app, & even some of our foreign exchange candidates, all to no avail.
We conclude perhaps you've been indulging in our liqueur coffees or similar beverages.
Black coffee coming up. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Ment for op sweetie ....just funny funny post x"
Dear _p4funduo,
Here at the Bromance Buddy League we believe that fun is foremost to a healthy & happy life. The gift of giving fun is as important as receiving fun.
Whether you're a giver or a receiver we hope you continue to smile, & invite you claim your trial membership of the Bromance Buddy League, the Sexy Sisters Society or any of our associated partner groups. All we ask is that you remember to laugh through life from the moment you wake up in bed, to the moment you slip between the sheets again.
Best wishes from all at the Bromance Buddies. |
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By *andom2chat OP Man
over a year ago
A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain |
"Aww I miss my buddy Random pssst guess who revived it
Well it wasn’t random
He’s living it up somewhere warm and sunny "
Indeed brobros. It wasn’t I who revived it as I have been on a sabbatical for over a year & looking into the opening of a new venture by the Management of The Bromance Buddies League. This has been difficult as I’ve been in the guise of a novice nun looking after a squad of singing children, all this in order to throw the competition off the scent as to the location of our new venture. We can’t have those vultures muscling in on our amusement facilities. |
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"Slightly off piste, but what's the word for the female equivalent of a "bromance"?
PS...The Barbra song for today is "Speak Low" from Back to Broadway...x
Dear Miss Jinty,
We are pleased to advise that you are granted automatic lifetime membership to the Sexy Sisterhood Society due to your appreciation of sexy men, banter & an appreciation of Showtunes. We will PM you on today's musical numbers for the evening parade. "
Ah, happy days. J xx |
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