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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

What be your chat up line the the above person

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a new paddle which needs breaking in

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a new paddle which needs breaking in "

Hello darling fancy a cuppa?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Lets go shopping

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Tea?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can do things with a magic wand that would make most witches jealous. Hee hee

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You are much hotter than nessa from Gavin and Stacey - but if you and smithy fancy a threesome - I am your man!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"You are much hotter than nessa from Gavin and Stacey - but if you and smithy fancy a threesome - I am your man!"
I have a flogger with your name written all over it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You are much hotter than nessa from Gavin and Stacey - but if you and smithy fancy a threesome - I am your man!I have a flogger with your name written all over it "

Can you bring a strap too?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"You are much hotter than nessa from Gavin and Stacey - but if you and smithy fancy a threesome - I am your man!I have a flogger with your name written all over it

Can you bring a strap too?"

oi wheres your chatup line ? Or was that it ?

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Can I show you my wee special power?

And yes, I'm being nawty posting.

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

[Removed by poster at 17/08/16 09:30:30]

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can I show you my wee special power?

And yes, I'm being nawty posting."

You can keep your hat on!!

Da da da... da da da...

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Can I show you my wee special power?

And yes, I'm being nawty posting."

id need to have a peek under that hat to seevif i think its worth it ..but must say its a lovely hat do you ever wear it on your other head?

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Can I show you my wee special power?

And yes, I'm being nawty posting.

You can keep your hat on!!

Da da da... da da da... "

You know I have done that before.

And to you...

I love those lips - like perfectly ripe, sweet strawberries. May I taste?

OK - maybe too cheesy But then they all are...

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"id need to have a peek under that hat to seevif i think its worth it"

Oi, cheeky!


"..but must say its a lovely hat do you ever wear it on your other head?"

Yep - it's my proper hat.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"id need to have a peek under that hat to seevif i think its worth it

Oi, cheeky!

..but must say its a lovely hat do you ever wear it on your other head?

Yep - it's my proper hat."

me cheeky ? Pfffttt

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Chardonnay my dear?

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By *quirtiliscious1Woman  over a year ago

Dundee

I make cakes wanna try one

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I make cakes wanna try one "
is that ladder in your stockings a stairway to heaven ?

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Have I told you lately.......

I want to touch you, tease you please you

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Chardonnay for both of you lovely ladies?

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By *laireandjamieCouple  over a year ago

west lothian


"Chardonnay for both of you lovely ladies? "

Come and try my lemon drizzle ..........in our corner.......

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Chardonnay for both of you lovely ladies? "
come and share our chardonnay Andy

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"Chardonnay for both of you lovely ladies? come and share our chardonnay Andy "

That will be 2 bottles please barman oh and make Prossecco we are drinking that just now xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Chardonnay for both of you lovely ladies? come and share our chardonnay Andy

That will be 2 bottles please barman oh and make Prossecco we are drinking that just now xx"

are those errect nipples your way of saying your pleased to see me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Simply, 'cherub I fancy you let's talk'

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I make cakes wanna try one "

That's pulling material right there

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I make cakes wanna try one

That's pulling material right there "

damn that hat gets everywhere ..wonder if it would like the coat stand in my bedroom

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I make cakes wanna try one

That's pulling material right there damn that hat gets everywhere ..wonder if it would like the coat stand in my bedroom "

I'm sure my hat would absolutely love your bedroom's coat stand.

Would it get a nice view from there?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I make cakes wanna try one

That's pulling material right there damn that hat gets everywhere ..wonder if it would like the coat stand in my bedroom

I'm sure my hat would absolutely love your bedroom's coat stand.

Would it get a nice view from there?"

oh yes my bedrooms very nice

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I make cakes wanna try one

That's pulling material right there damn that hat gets everywhere ..wonder if it would like the coat stand in my bedroom

I'm sure my hat would absolutely love your bedroom's coat stand.

Would it get a nice view from there?oh yes my bedrooms very nice "

Then I guess my chat up line's obvious:

Would you care to show me your bedroom?) (nudge) (nudge)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I make cakes wanna try one

That's pulling material right there damn that hat gets everywhere ..wonder if it would like the coat stand in my bedroom

I'm sure my hat would absolutely love your bedroom's coat stand.

Would it get a nice view from there?oh yes my bedrooms very nice

Then I guess my chat up line's obvious:

Would you care to show me your bedroom?) (nudge) (nudge)"

wherever you lay your hat thats your home

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By *atandasmileMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Would you care to show me your bedroom?) (nudge) (nudge)

wherever you lay your hat thats your home "

Good one! Hats off to you ma'am.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Would you care to show me your bedroom?) (nudge) (nudge)

wherever you lay your hat thats your home

Good one! Hats off to you ma'am."

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London

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By *hav02Man  over a year ago

Glasgow/London

I hear you can fit a whole foot inside you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I hear you can fit a whole foot inside you "
only when really hungry

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Prosecco?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Prosecco?"
2 glasses ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'm sure I've come across your face before

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