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Euphemism vs real life.

By *atandasmile OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

Our culture is blessed (or cursed, depending on your point of view) with a veritable cornucopia of euphemisms, describing various acts.

Which have you done, both for the euphemistic target and the literal act?

For example:

Choke the chicken: euphemism yes, real life no.

Spank the monkey: yes and no (for a start, where would you find a suitably sub monkey?

)

Sausage gobbling: euphemism no, real life yes (yum).

And so on.

By *ndykayMan over a year ago

Falkirk

Netflix and chill - yes and yes

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Burned the midnight oil at both ends... Clever eh? Mixed metaphor and multiple interpretations

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Beach and chill

yes

By *atandasmile OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Beach and chill

yes

If there was an envy emoji there would be a little row of them right here.

Plues - thank *$&! for some posts. I thought I was going to be wee Jimmy nae mates in here

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Netflix and chill - yes and yes

See....I didn't know that this had two meanings

Naive of Craggy Island

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Politically correct

By *atandasmile OP Man over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Netflix and chill - yes and yes

See....I didn't know that this had two meanings

You mean you've been passing up all those offers just because you don't like cold movies?