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Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) | |||
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"How long I can sit on a guy's face before I get cramp in my legs "He does have to finish still breathing or your disqualified | |||
"How long I can sit on a guy's face before I get cramp in my legs
He does have to finish still breathing or your disqualified "Where is the fun in that!  | |||
"Hide the sausage "Great pan sexual event | |||
"How long I can sit on a guy's face before I get cramp in my legs
He does have to finish still breathing or your disqualified
Where is the fun in that! "He's still got to enter the hide a sausage heat later on  | |||
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"Britain has taken their first gold in the sailing,America took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from bournemouth "lolol ive just watched the News ..Its been reported that 2 Men have been held in custody due to breaking into the Games without a Ticket...The first man made it through as he had found some bamboo lying around the Stadium.He was allowed entry as a Candidate for the Ghanian Javelin Team.However they found it suspicious when the other man had a coil of barbed wire..and did FENCING | |||
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"Britain has taken their first gold in the sailing,America took silver and Somalia took a middle aged couple from bournemouth
lolol
ive just watched the News ..Its been reported that 2 Men have been held in custody due to breaking into the Games without a Ticket...The first man made it through as he had found some bamboo lying around the Stadium.He was allowed entry as a Candidate for the Ghanian Javelin Team.However they found it suspicious when the other man had a coil of barbed wire..and did FENCING
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"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool "Don't be holding each others rods | |||
"Hide the sausage
Great pan sexual event
"pan sexual?you cooking again? | |||
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"Hide the sausage
Great pan sexual event
pan sexual?you cooking again? "I'll be cooking while your in your stobart cab | |||
"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool
Don't be holding each others rods "Nah, I prefer a long rod | |||
"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool
Don't be holding each others rods
Nah, I prefer a long rod " | |||
"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool
Don't be holding each others rods
Nah, I prefer a long rod "Never mind the length feel the width | |||
"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool
Don't be holding each others rods
Nah, I prefer a long rod "I hear ya furry balls I hear ya | |||
"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool
Don't be holding each others rods
Nah, I prefer a long rod "This | |||
"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool
Don't be holding each others rods
Nah, I prefer a long rod "His secrets oot | |||
"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool
Don't be holding each others rods
Nah, I prefer a long rod
Never mind the length feel the width "me likes this thread | |||
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"I don't have a rod "I'll lend you my long rod if you want  | |||
"I think me and DLT should be in the new event - doubles fishing. I'll stand on the bank and he can sit on the toadstool
Don't be holding each others rods
Nah, I prefer a long rod
Never mind the length feel the width "You can cast further with a long rod - width doesn't make a lot of difference with this fishing lark  | |||
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"I don't have a rod
I'll lend you my long rod if you want "Oh can I stroke it, and play with it for a long time,  | |||
"I want a truncheon "Your can have the truncheon if I can share the policeman it belongs to | |||
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"I don't have a rod "Get your Tackle oot  | |||
"I want a truncheon
Your can have the truncheon if I can share the policeman it belongs to "ehhhh how about you play with the truncheon and watch me play with the copper attached | |||
"What's Little Tease's favourite sandwich ? Truncheon meat boom boom . "wouldn't say nope to that Steph, | |||
"What's Little Tease's favourite sandwich ? Truncheon meat boom boom . "Steph
Making me cough laughing | |||
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"Womens Shooting Event ?? Surely ye canny trust a Woman with a Gun .. "BANG | |||
"Womens Shooting Event ?? Surely ye canny trust a Woman with a Gun .. "shoots straight fae the hip | |||
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"The freestyle nipple twerk Loudest reaction wins" Tweek. Fecking auto correct | |||
"The freestyle nipple twerk Loudest reaction wins Tweek. Fecking auto correct "Good one | |||
Screaming leads to disqualification | |||
"Womens Shooting Event ?? Surely ye canny trust a Woman with a Gun ..
BANG "Calamity Doyle | |||
"Womens Shooting Event ?? Surely ye canny trust a Woman with a Gun ..
BANG
Calamity Doyle
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"Was there not a Two Ronnies joke about the naked athlete who shattered his personal best in the high hurdles? . "Before my time | |||
"I don't have a rod
Get your Tackle oot
"You offering to help me get them oot? | |||
"Was there not a Two Ronnies joke about the naked athlete who shattered his personal best in the high hurdles? .
Before my time "aye right you are | |||
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"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) "Deep throating event | |||
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"Naked squash,but the guys balls being the play toys "ahem (presents balls to the ladies ) | |||
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"Naked squash,but the guys balls being the play toys ahem (presents balls to the ladies )"Ladies it's rude to laugh | |||
"Naked squash,but the guys balls being the play toys ahem (presents balls to the ladies )
Ladies it's rude to laugh "go take a f*** to yourself | |||
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"Naked squash,but the guys balls being the play toys ahem (presents balls to the ladies )
Ladies it's rude to laugh go take a f*** to yourself "sorry dlt, hadn't noticed them | |||
"I wordered if dogging could be an Olympic event? "Definitely I'm lead judge  | |||
"Naked squash,but the guys balls being the play toys ahem (presents balls to the ladies )
Ladies it's rude to laugh go take a f*** to yourself sorry dlt, hadn't noticed them " | |||
"I wordered if dogging could be an Olympic event?
Definitely I'm lead judge "Think there could be a few categories in this | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event "Youll get the Bronze ..lol | |||
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"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
"you'll never find out | |||
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"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
"anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat " | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat " | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat "I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat
I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way "another fantasist | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat
I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way "aye in yer fucking dreams | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat
I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way another fantasist "That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat
I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way another fantasist
That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much "that wasn't me, that was the guy that was humping you | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat
I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way another fantasist
That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much that wasn't me, that was the guy that was humping you "It wasn't a guy humping me....it was DLT humping the female gnome in the window next to us | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat
I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way another fantasist
That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much that wasn't me, that was the guy that was humping you " ,and for the record it wasn't me shagging furry,couldn't get near him for father guarding his arse | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat
I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way another fantasist
That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much that wasn't me, that was the guy that was humping you ,and for the record it wasn't me shagging furry,couldn't get near him for father guarding his arse "It wasn't father - that was Peter Pan, he knows not to let anyone near my ass | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
anyway, it wasn't my fault you couldn't touch the back of my throat
I tried - but you stopped me a third of the way another fantasist
That's not what you said.....all I heard was 'mphsndjdn mendhhjsbsb' which I took to mean too much that wasn't me, that was the guy that was humping you ,and for the record it wasn't me shagging furry,couldn't get near him for father guarding his arse "come to think of it. Father is quiet these days | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) "Camel toe hurdles, could get quite hairy | |||
"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
you'll never find out "Itll be posted at the Police College | |||
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"What would your new Olympic games event be ? Mine would be how fast i can change clothes from drab to Stephanie
Expecting lots of new perverse sporting activities ( no real medals will be given i'm not made of money need it for Stephanie's wardrobe ) Deep throating event
Youll get the Bronze ..lol
you'll never find out
Itll be posted at the Police College
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"I'm playing the how long can I avoid the Olympics. I've been underwhelmed this time round. " Eh? Hardly any events have even started. | |||
"I'm playing the how long can I avoid the Olympics. I've been underwhelmed this time round. " That's a Snickers event | |||
