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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

It friday flirt night so come on in get yourself a drink and have a wee flirt

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews

Just pouring myself a kraken and lemonade, cheers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't drink. ..flirt please. .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Beechams Flu Powders please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flirt please oh and pint of carling

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fruit Koppenberg please

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Southern Comfort & Coke please

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff "

Suitable uniform and lingerie required please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just poured myself a rosy wine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

Suitable uniform and lingerie required please "

who mentioned UNIFORMS

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By *s naughty chelseaCouple  over a year ago

glasgow

hi peeps every plans for the week end

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By *s naughty chelseaCouple  over a year ago

glasgow

hi peeps every plans for the week end

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's early in the weekend, I have a wedding tomorrow I need a warm up though x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff "

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xx"

I hope so

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By *izzabelle and well hungCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh.

Mr on his own tonight. Could do with company.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Double vodka diet no ice pronto please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Double vodka diet no ice pronto please "

Didn't you read the barmaid is run off her feet...lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Double vodka diet no ice pronto please "

But with those boobs. ..I'll get it. .lol

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By *illnatMan  over a year ago

wherever i need to be

Win first.... Gin later!! Flirt anytime!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so "

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?"

Think we need proof of the busty if you want a job in this bar. Lol

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By *s naughty chelseaCouple  over a year ago

glasgow

Need a chat with nice people xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?"

pheww knew someone would come to my rescue xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Need a chat with nice people xx"

Like any bar there's Allsorts in here lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Anyone out there to help a lonely scots man x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?pheww knew someone would come to my rescue xxx "

She hasn't proved she's qualified yet lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?pheww knew someone would come to my rescue xxx "

Staff break. Couple of cocktails on the house xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?pheww knew someone would come to my rescue xxx

Staff break. Couple of cocktails on the house xx"

BREAK. ..you've just started lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?pheww knew someone would come to my rescue xxx

Staff break. Couple of cocktails on the house xx"

Mojito for me please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll help hic hic

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?pheww knew someone would come to my rescue xxx

Staff break. Couple of cocktails on the house xxMojito for me please "

Get back to wor or you're sacked lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?pheww knew someone would come to my rescue xxx

Staff break. Couple of cocktails on the house xxMojito for me please

Get back to wor or you're sacked lol "

Oi its my bar ..puts on my peggy voice get outta my pub your barred

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?pheww knew someone would come to my rescue xxx

Staff break. Couple of cocktails on the house xxMojito for me please

Get back to wor or you're sacked lol Oi its my bar ..puts on my peggy voice get outta my pub your barred "

You can't bar me im your best customer lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?pheww knew someone would come to my rescue xxx

Staff break. Couple of cocktails on the house xxMojito for me please

Get back to wor or you're sacked lol Oi its my bar ..puts on my peggy voice get outta my pub your barred

You can't bar me im your best customer lol"

on the slate dosnt count as best customer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?pheww knew someone would come to my rescue xxx

Staff break. Couple of cocktails on the house xxMojito for me please

Get back to wor or you're sacked lol Oi its my bar ..puts on my peggy voice get outta my pub your barred

You can't bar me im your best customer lolon the slate dosnt count as best customer

"

What about over the bar

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By *igD262Man  over a year ago

glasgow

Hi there will have sexy on beach to drink and if you what fit bar man to help you just say

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"This buxom wench is rushed off her feet with all these customers to serve and flirt with ...I need more staff

I'm sure there will be other buxom girls along soon to help out xxI hope so

You called?pheww knew someone would come to my rescue xxx

Staff break. Couple of cocktails on the house xxMojito for me please

Get back to wor or you're sacked lol Oi its my bar ..puts on my peggy voice get outta my pub your barred

You can't bar me im your best customer lolon the slate dosnt count as best customer

What about over the bar"

shhhhh the customers will talk

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hi there will have sexy on beach to drink and if you what fit bar man to help you just say "
Mmmmmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham "

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! "

on a Mojito break 2 mins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! "

They are on a break apparently

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's dangerous being on fab and drinking il tell ya lol!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's dangerous being on fab and drinking il tell ya lol! "

Just flirt then.

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! "

A babycham for the gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins "

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lol"

Yes the staff are shite. ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! A babycham for the gentleman "

Thank you kindly sweet serving wench

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lol"

awws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lol

Yes the staff are shite. ..lol "

Reckon there's a private gangbang through the back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag "

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex "

If you can find them in here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex

If you can find them in here "

OoOoOo...miaow...hahaha

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex "

ohhhh tut tut nawty comment lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex

If you can find them in here

OoOoOo...miaow...hahaha"

Need sharp claws to survive. .

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By *eather47Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

A cheeky wee irn bru for me och ok make it a lage one yes i do mean the irnbru Well thats what im saying but could mean something else

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex

If you can find them in here

OoOoOo...miaow...hahaha

Need sharp claws to survive. . "

lol, I'm learning guitar so I'm a wee bit clawed up on the right hand

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A cheeky wee irn bru for me och ok make it a lage one yes i do mean the irnbru Well thats what im saying but could mean something else "

So yeah fancy a w/e ginger?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex ohhhh tut tut nawty comment lol"

...I didn't say what type of moaning...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex

If you can find them in here

OoOoOo...miaow...hahaha

Need sharp claws to survive. .

lol, I'm learning guitar so I'm a wee bit clawed up on the right hand "

Me too guitar is good for some things

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A cheeky wee irn bru for me och ok make it a lage one yes i do mean the irnbru Well thats what im saying but could mean something else "

Oooh flirty

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex

If you can find them in here

OoOoOo...miaow...hahaha

Need sharp claws to survive. .

lol, I'm learning guitar so I'm a wee bit clawed up on the right hand

Me too guitar is good for some things "

When you can play...I'm just making semi pleasant noise at the moment, but have got a knack of listening to a song and copying what it sounds like (impresses my daughter even though she can play better than me)

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Oh are the guitar players giving us a wee jammin session?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"A cheeky wee irn bru for me och ok make it a lage one yes i do mean the irnbru Well thats what im saying but could mean something else "
Large irn bru for Heather ...with a chardonnay chaser on the side

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex

If you can find them in here

OoOoOo...miaow...hahaha

Need sharp claws to survive. .

lol, I'm learning guitar so I'm a wee bit clawed up on the right hand

Me too guitar is good for some things

When you can play...I'm just making semi pleasant noise at the moment, but have got a knack of listening to a song and copying what it sounds like (impresses my daughter even though she can play better than me)"

Impressing a daughter with anything is almost impossible lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh are the guitar players giving us a wee jammin session? "

I can play a wee number by The David Rose Orchestra if you want dance along...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex

If you can find them in here

OoOoOo...miaow...hahaha

Need sharp claws to survive. .

lol, I'm learning guitar so I'm a wee bit clawed up on the right hand

Me too guitar is good for some things

When you can play...I'm just making semi pleasant noise at the moment, but have got a knack of listening to a song and copying what it sounds like (impresses my daughter even though she can play better than me)

Impressing a daughter with anything is almost impossible lol"

Specially when they hit THAT age...lol

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Oh are the guitar players giving us a wee jammin session?

I can play a wee number by The David Rose Orchestra if you want dance along... "

okay

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hey...I'll hava a Babycham

Jeeeeeezzzz...how long does it take to get a drink in here? Spitting feathers! on a Mojito break 2 mins

Typical...it's quicker getting a shag with no veris than getting a drink in here! lolawws stop yer moaning and drink ...might lead tp a shag

hahaha, I leave the moaning to the fairer sex

If you can find them in here

OoOoOo...miaow...hahaha

Need sharp claws to survive. .

lol, I'm learning guitar so I'm a wee bit clawed up on the right hand

Me too guitar is good for some things

When you can play...I'm just making semi pleasant noise at the moment, but have got a knack of listening to a song and copying what it sounds like (impresses my daughter even though she can play better than me)

Impressing a daughter with anything is almost impossible lol"

this is so true

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh are the guitar players giving us a wee jammin session?

I can play a wee number by The David Rose Orchestra if you want dance along... okay "

Maybe two playing together lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh are the guitar players giving us a wee jammin session?

I can play a wee number by The David Rose Orchestra if you want dance along... okay "

Da rara bum, dara, dara-ra bum, dara, dara-ra bum,dara da, dada

BARUM BUM BUM, BARUM BUM BUM...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a Jack Daniels with ice please

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By *ickstributerMan  over a year ago

Ocala/Belleview/mayo

I'd love a Bourbon rocks, with a baptismal splash of sprite: a "boobie suckle", & a VERY LONG straw.! To see if yer nipples are hard enough to stir it for me..!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Can I have a Jack Daniels with ice please "
of course you can xx

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'd love a Bourbon rocks, with a baptismal splash of sprite: a "boobie suckle", & a VERY LONG straw.! To see if yer nipples are hard enough to stir it for me..!"
Now my nawty friend lets see if we can rustle that up for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd love a Bourbon rocks, with a baptismal splash of sprite: a "boobie suckle", & a VERY LONG straw.! To see if yer nipples are hard enough to stir it for me..!Now my nawty friend lets see if we can rustle that up for you "

baggsy being boobie sucker!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a Jack Daniels with ice please of course you can xx "

Why thank you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Can I have a Jack Daniels with ice please of course you can xx

Why thank you "

your welcome

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By *eather47Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

that sounds great Miss D And the ginger one sounds good as well

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bottle of becks blue for me please

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Bottle of becks blue for me please "
here you go np

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have another

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

HMMM will a start with a corona or get right on it with vodka redbull

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have another "

Another what?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It friday flirt night so come on in get yourself a drink and have a wee flirt "

How come you've no broken bones? I've never seen anyone do that!

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Can I have another "
another double voddie and comimg right up

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"HMMM will a start with a corona or get right on it with vodka redbull "
its Friday have both

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By *illnatMan  over a year ago

wherever i need to be


"It's dangerous being on fab and drinking il tell ya lol! "

Ohhhh been there!! Got the tshirt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"HMMM will a start with a corona or get right on it with vodka redbull its Friday have both "
Your right a will have both

https://youtu.be/Vn5D5_0iYy0

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"HMMM will a start with a corona or get right on it with vodka redbull its Friday have both Your right a will have both

https://youtu.be/Vn5D5_0iYy0"

offfttt joe cockers leaving his hat on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a Jack Daniels with ice please "

Ohhhhhh Romeo is this when we play spin the bottle mmmmm. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bottle of becks blue for me please here you go np "
fank oo

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Feel a shot coming on anyone else up for it ?

https://youtu.be/BT59rohv6jw

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Feel a shot coming on anyone else up for it ?

https://youtu.be/BT59rohv6jw"

sure ..btw you have good taste in misic

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Bottle of becks blue for me please here you go np fank oo"
your welcome

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm still on the cock.....tsils delicious

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another shot for me please

https://youtu.be/cfI5DMcm02U

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/08/16 23:13:03]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And Another one please

https://youtu.be/tODaH_fGtMY

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"I'm still on the cock.....tsils delicious "
you cock hungry hussy .... sex on the beach for you

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"And Another one please

https://youtu.be/tODaH_fGtMY"

breakfast in America that for the morning after the night before

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have another

Another what? "

Well that depends what's on offer

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"And Another one please

https://youtu.be/tODaH_fGtMY"

your hired as our resident dj lol

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By *llyandjimCouple  over a year ago

Stirling

Hi honey can I have a Bacardi and please and a Stella for Jim

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Hi honey can I have a Bacardi and please and a Stella for Jim "
absoloutley !! For you two anything

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And Another one please

https://youtu.be/tODaH_fGtMYyour hired as our resident dj lol

"

LOL can a still drink

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"And Another one please

https://youtu.be/tODaH_fGtMYyour hired as our resident dj lol

LOL can a still drink "

yes of course lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And Another one please

https://youtu.be/tODaH_fGtMYyour hired as our resident dj lol

LOL can a still drink yes of course lol "

what time does the bar shut

https://youtu.be/q31tGyBJhRY

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By *edLionScotMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Oooh! Bit of a dude ranch in here!

'cuse me fella, thank you. 'cuse me! Cheers! Can I just squeeze into the bar.

Hi, A G&T for me and a Amontidildo for my friend please?

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm still on the cock.....tsils delicious you cock hungry hussy .... sex on the beach for you "

Mmmmm love those too

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"And Another one please

https://youtu.be/tODaH_fGtMYyour hired as our resident dj lol

LOL can a still drink yes of course lol

what time does the bar shut

https://youtu.be/q31tGyBJhRY

"

this bar never shuts

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morning curer please x

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Morning curer please x"
a glass of iced water coming right up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bit early for boozing,I'll have another becks blue please (alcohol free so doesn't count )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Morning curer please xa glass of iced water coming right up "

That would certainly do the trick miss nawty x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

is there karaoke in this bar

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"is there karaoke in this bar"
yes one singer one song

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

cool im up for that then, can i sing an album

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"cool im up for that then, can i sing an album"
J for you yes since your a good singer lol

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By *andom2chatMan  over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

It's Saturday now. Is the bar still open?

I'll have a cuppa tea

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By *andom2chatMan  over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Earl Grey. Hot.

Make it so.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Can I have a hair of the dog?

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Earl Grey. Hot.

Make it so. "

party poop

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Can I have a hair of the dog? "
beer ? Spirit? Wine?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Flirt and a Guinness please xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Saturday fun is nearly upon us. I'll have a vodka fresh orange and mr will have a pint.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Can I have a hair of the dog? beer ? Spirit? Wine? "

A virgin... Sorry a slutty Mary please lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vodka irn bru, no ice for me please,

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Can I have a hair of the dog? beer ? Spirit? Wine?

A virgin... Sorry a slutty Mary please lol "

lol no virgins in this bar

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Flirt and a Guinness please xx"
guiness coming up

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Vodka irn bru, no ice for me please, "
comimg up diet irn bru or ordinary ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Kettle one vodka , Diet Coke in a tall glass with 2 pieces of ice xx

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By *p4funduoCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Large glass of red wine and a packet of nuts please x

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By *p4funduoCouple  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Earl Grey. Hot.

Make it so. "

Get a wine for me sweetie xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Vodka and absinth please LARGE...

Nope, larger than that

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Ops sorry drinks coming right up I got kinda side tracked lol

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By *eather47Woman  over a year ago

Glasgow

Get bck to your work wench and fnd u r nickers A large one for me A chardonnay u know like large ones And i mean a chardonnay

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Get bck to your work wench and fnd u r nickers A large one for me A chardonnay u know like large ones And i mean a chardonnay "
large chardonnay coming up ....btw what are knickers?

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By *vbride1963TV/TS  over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow


"Get bck to your work wench and fnd u r nickers A large one for me A chardonnay u know like large ones And i mean a chardonnay large chardonnay coming up ....btw what are knickers? "

They things that hold the back of yer skirt up so you can flash yer erse

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1 OP   Woman  over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!


"Get bck to your work wench and fnd u r nickers A large one for me A chardonnay u know like large ones And i mean a chardonnay large chardonnay coming up ....btw what are knickers?

They things that hold the back of yer skirt up so you can flash yer erse "

what skirt ?

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