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By *illdee OP   Couple  over a year ago

St Andrews this week

...what the f**k is that about? Is it a new kind of language we need to learn, how brain cell damaged do we need to be to decipher this latest interpretation of the english we normally speak?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wassup

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By *illdee OP   Couple  over a year ago

St Andrews this week


"Wassup"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Down with the kidz

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

2 kl 4 skwl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hunni

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

this topic is funny and i approve.

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By *ttard12356Man  over a year ago

glasgow

Morning guys no one is chatting so I thought I would join if that's ok ?

James

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got any up dog?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Most frequent message I receive...

Hi xxx

Why the kisses? Fuck right off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Most frequent message I receive...

Hi xxx

Why the kisses? Fuck right off.

"

Yeah, I just don't get that at all.. Xxxx

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By *yldstyleWoman  over a year ago

A world of my own

I still chuckle at the

" u free" messages.

No I'm priceless and not interested

Or "I can accom now" gosh I think I've just cum in my pants with excitement... not

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

I have a friend who sends me emails from time to time and I actually have to read it aloud before I make sense of it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a friend who sends me emails from time to time and I actually have to read it aloud before I make sense of it "
I've f****** told you before,don't discuss our messages ya f****** c***sucking p****

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Use, yous.... They all boil my piss!!

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"I have a friend who sends me emails from time to time and I actually have to read it aloud before I make sense of it I've f****** told you before,don't discuss our messages ya f****** c***sucking p**** "

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Some words I get but when too many in one sentence.... am like, what?? Am French?? How am I supposed to understand that

Glad to see it's not just me lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Don't get me started on this subject Grrrrrrrrrrrr

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By *oobsandballsMan  over a year ago

st andrews

C isn't a great speller but thankfully he doesn't use text speak! Although a few times I have had to read messages more than once to understand it

V

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hey Hun how's u xx

Nope nope nope

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good day all......??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would argue it might be difficult to approach women on fab without sounding like some sort of demented desperado.

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By *cottishsexgoddessWoman  over a year ago

Glenrothes


"I would argue it might be difficult to approach women on fab without sounding like some sort of demented desperado.

"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/08/16 11:40:30]

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I would argue it might be difficult to approach women on fab without sounding like some sort of demented desperado.

Lol"

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By *hekaiserMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Can you dig it??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My pet hate is

Man Hi how's u bla bla bla, so u have a certain type etc

"Woman" I dont have a type

Man - does that mean we can chat

"Woman" No

So obviously u have a type then you've seen my pics and chatted to me that means I'm not ur type Lol!!!

Honestly some of the stuff u hear I. This place :@

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By *rallvalCouple  over a year ago

Dunfermline

We get that a lot.

The "Hay Howz youz guyz" messages get short shrift. As an opening gambit it is not a good advertisement.

Spelign mitsakes happen but this approach gets put into the No pile.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My pet hate is

Man Hi how's u bla bla bla, so u have a certain type etc

"Woman" I dont have a type

Man - does that mean we can chat

"Woman" No

So obviously u have a type then you've seen my pics and chatted to me that means I'm not ur type Lol!!!

Honestly some of the stuff u hear I. This place :@ "

Why does that mean you're not her type? Maybe there's something on your profile or something else that's put her off?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My pet hate is

Man Hi how's u bla bla bla, so u have a certain type etc

"Woman" I dont have a type

Man - does that mean we can chat

"Woman" No

So obviously u have a type then you've seen my pics and chatted to me that means I'm not ur type Lol!!!

Honestly some of the stuff u hear I. This place :@

Why does that mean you're not her type? Maybe there's something on your profile or something else that's put her off?"

Hmmmm but again that's putting a type of thing u don't like about a person

So initially that becomes a certain thing or type u don't like about someone

:@

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By *andom2chatMan  over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I replied to a thread using kids speak & Scottish slang. Now my iPhone's spellcheck has added these to its dictionary. Bloody nightmare!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My pet hate is

Man Hi how's u bla bla bla, so u have a certain type etc

"Woman" I dont have a type

Man - does that mean we can chat

"Woman" No

So obviously u have a type then you've seen my pics and chatted to me that means I'm not ur type Lol!!!

Honestly some of the stuff u hear I. This place :@

Why does that mean you're not her type? Maybe there's something on your profile or something else that's put her off?

Hmmmm but again that's putting a type of thing u don't like about a person

So initially that becomes a certain thing or type u don't like about someone

:@"

even so it doesn't mean you have a type.

if anyone asked me what my type is i'd be able to say respectful, i fancy his looks wise, fat cock.

noe fat cock and respectful is easy enough for someone to say they're my type, but lookswise they have no idea if they are or not and neither do i until i've looked at them and decided.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My pet hate is

Man Hi how's u bla bla bla, so u have a certain type etc

"Woman" I dont have a type

Man - does that mean we can chat

"Woman" No

So obviously u have a type then you've seen my pics and chatted to me that means I'm not ur type Lol!!!

Honestly some of the stuff u hear I. This place :@

Why does that mean you're not her type? Maybe there's something on your profile or something else that's put her off?

Hmmmm but again that's putting a type of thing u don't like about a person

So initially that becomes a certain thing or type u don't like about someone

:@

even so it doesn't mean you have a type.

if anyone asked me what my type is i'd be able to say respectful, i fancy his looks wise, fat cock.

noe fat cock and respectful is easy enough for someone to say they're my type, but lookswise they have no idea if they are or not and neither do i until i've looked at them and decided."

So basically u have a type lol!!!!

Did u just not type that respectfully you'd say u fancy his cock etc!!

That's stating a "type" of thing you like and prefer lol pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My pet hate is

Man Hi how's u bla bla bla, so u have a certain type etc

"Woman" I dont have a type

Man - does that mean we can chat

"Woman" No

So obviously u have a type then you've seen my pics and chatted to me that means I'm not ur type Lol!!!

Honestly some of the stuff u hear I. This place :@

Why does that mean you're not her type? Maybe there's something on your profile or something else that's put her off?

Hmmmm but again that's putting a type of thing u don't like about a person

So initially that becomes a certain thing or type u don't like about someone

:@

even so it doesn't mean you have a type.

if anyone asked me what my type is i'd be able to say respectful, i fancy his looks wise, fat cock.

noe fat cock and respectful is easy enough for someone to say they're my type, but lookswise they have no idea if they are or not and neither do i until i've looked at them and decided.

So basically u have a type lol!!!!

Did u just not type that respectfully you'd say u fancy his cock etc!!

That's stating a "type" of thing you like and prefer lol pmsl "

I have a preference for guys who actually read profiles and can spell 'you'. If that's a type, then so be it.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My pet hate is

Man Hi how's u bla bla bla, so u have a certain type etc

"Woman" I dont have a type

Man - does that mean we can chat

"Woman" No

So obviously u have a type then you've seen my pics and chatted to me that means I'm not ur type Lol!!!

Honestly some of the stuff u hear I. This place :@

Why does that mean you're not her type? Maybe there's something on your profile or something else that's put her off?

Hmmmm but again that's putting a type of thing u don't like about a person

So initially that becomes a certain thing or type u don't like about someone

:@

even so it doesn't mean you have a type.

if anyone asked me what my type is i'd be able to say respectful, i fancy his looks wise, fat cock.

noe fat cock and respectful is easy enough for someone to say they're my type, but lookswise they have no idea if they are or not and neither do i until i've looked at them and decided.

So basically u have a type lol!!!!

Did u just not type that respectfully you'd say u fancy his cock etc!!

That's stating a "type" of thing you like and prefer lol pmsl "

he could have both those things i prefer but i might not actually fancy him.

i have no type. a few things that would make me interested in them initially, then the rest of the package as a whole would have to feel right as well.

i could probably say why i didn't like them if they asked but if someone asked me what my type was (as ib the whole package) then i wouldn't be able to tell them what that was.

loads of things attract me to a person, and loads puts me off.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My pet hate is

Man Hi how's u bla bla bla, so u have a certain type etc

"Woman" I dont have a type

Man - does that mean we can chat

"Woman" No

So obviously u have a type then you've seen my pics and chatted to me that means I'm not ur type Lol!!!

Honestly some of the stuff u hear I. This place :@

Why does that mean you're not her type? Maybe there's something on your profile or something else that's put her off?

Hmmmm but again that's putting a type of thing u don't like about a person

So initially that becomes a certain thing or type u don't like about someone

:@

even so it doesn't mean you have a type.

if anyone asked me what my type is i'd be able to say respectful, i fancy his looks wise, fat cock.

noe fat cock and respectful is easy enough for someone to say they're my type, but lookswise they have no idea if they are or not and neither do i until i've looked at them and decided.

So basically u have a type lol!!!!

Did u just not type that respectfully you'd say u fancy his cock etc!!

That's stating a "type" of thing you like and prefer lol pmsl

he could have both those things i prefer but i might not actually fancy him.

i have no type. a few things that would make me interested in them initially, then the rest of the package as a whole would have to feel right as well.

i could probably say why i didn't like them if they asked but if someone asked me what my type was (as ib the whole package) then i wouldn't be able to tell them what that was.

loads of things attract me to a person, and loads puts me off."

ur speaking my language now

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow


"...what the f**k is that about? Is it a new kind of language we need to learn, how brain cell damaged do we need to be to decipher this latest interpretation of the english we normally speak?"

Have a wild guess what it may mean

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By *othingButCocoChanelWoman  over a year ago

Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My pet hate is

Man Hi how's u bla bla bla, so u have a certain type etc

"Woman" I dont have a type

Man - does that mean we can chat

"Woman" No

So obviously u have a type then you've seen my pics and chatted to me that means I'm not ur type Lol!!!

Honestly some of the stuff u hear I. This place :@

Why does that mean you're not her type? Maybe there's something on your profile or something else that's put her off?

Hmmmm but again that's putting a type of thing u don't like about a person

So initially that becomes a certain thing or type u don't like about someone

:@

even so it doesn't mean you have a type.

if anyone asked me what my type is i'd be able to say respectful, i fancy his looks wise, fat cock.

noe fat cock and respectful is easy enough for someone to say they're my type, but lookswise they have no idea if they are or not and neither do i until i've looked at them and decided.

So basically u have a type lol!!!!

Did u just not type that respectfully you'd say u fancy his cock etc!!

That's stating a "type" of thing you like and prefer lol pmsl

I have a preference for guys who actually read profiles and can spell 'you'. If that's a type, then so be it. "

Yep, you have a type

Those whose brains aren't all in their boxers and have the ability to actually think and comprehend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

So here is the deal...We are all on here for a good time. It would be nice if people in Scotland did not recognise yous/use as a plural of you we would all slip along nicely

If you want to shag the site nothing is going to be a problem. If you don't then get picky.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"So here is the deal...We are all on here for a good time. It would be nice if people in Scotland did not recognise yous/use as a plural of you we would all slip along nicely

If you want to shag the site nothing is going to be a problem. If you don't then get picky."

Well said and there is a few on here that do like to throw the "You can't spell right" tag line at u

Again that's a type lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sittin in ma lorrie wantae releif me i this hoat cream .... omg really ... great first line !

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS  over a year ago

somewhere

Aaaahhhggggrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The 'hi hunni, am Jimmy' (other names are available), gets right on my tits.

Am is not the same as I am - it is "i'm"...

Rant over.

Bx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The 'hi hunni, am Jimmy' (other names are available), gets right on my tits.

Am is not the same as I am - it is "i'm"...

Rant over.

Bx"

This!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My god too many picky people with the "grammar" problem

Why you not teachers

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Eh?

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By *ilshyxWoman  over a year ago

happy lil world

Some people write the way they speak, do you all correct them when speaking face to face

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge


"Some people write the way they speak, do you all correct them when speaking face to face "
I dont get the problem either. the grammar police moan and complain about no apostrophes or some such. even though its obvious what the person is saying.

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By *lla_maiWoman  over a year ago

staffordshire


"2 kl 4 skwl "

Took me a minute to figure out what it was

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It's about the ability to form a sentence.

Maybe that's a reflection on our schools?

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By *andy_FraserTV/TS  over a year ago

Edinburgh

I believe this is people adopting a New York Bronx expression of;

"Howz you doin'?"

Think of an even lazier way of saying what Joey from Friends used to use as his opening chat-up line.

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By *ola cubesMan  over a year ago

coatbridge


"It's about the ability to form a sentence.

Maybe that's a reflection on our schools?"

but they are forming a sentence. Just not in proper english.or one you are happy with. Some of the greatest minds to have graced the earth couldnt form great dictions.on top of that alot use mobile devices (qwerty keyboard squeezed onto 2" of space) not to mention 3 or 4 pages of commas apostrophes so on so fourth. As for schools the goalposts have changed so whats important also changes.when I see someone correcting spelling or grammar I dont think wow what a clever fellow

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"...what the f**k is that about? Is it a new kind of language we need to learn, how brain cell damaged do we need to be to decipher this latest interpretation of the english we normally speak?"

In my opinion ..i think you understood what the message entailed.Many people use abbreviated text speak ..in a fun way ..im not exempt from that.However i know when to use the English language when needed too.I personally dont see the issue if you understand it ..Lets not take it away from the person who sent it ..they where merely asking "how you are"

Is swinging decided on how educated you are,probably not.

Sorry ..but your Brain cell damage comment seems a little uncalled for

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By *ilshyxWoman  over a year ago

happy lil world


"Some people write the way they speak, do you all correct them when speaking face to face I dont get the problem either. the grammar police moan and complain about no apostrophes or some such. even though its obvious what the person is saying."

Me neither oh to be perfect as all the grammar police would be my worst nightmare. Definitely not on here to belittle folk

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It's about the ability to form a sentence.

Maybe that's a reflection on our schools?but they are forming a sentence. Just not in proper english.or one you are happy with. Some of the greatest minds to have graced the earth couldnt form great dictions.on top of that alot use mobile devices (qwerty keyboard squeezed onto 2" of space) not to mention 3 or 4 pages of commas apostrophes so on so fourth. As for schools the goalposts have changed so whats important also changes.when I see someone correcting spelling or grammar I dont think wow what a clever fellow"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some people write the way they speak, do you all correct them when speaking face to face I dont get the problem either. the grammar police moan and complain about no apostrophes or some such. even though its obvious what the person is saying.

Me neither oh to be perfect as all the grammar police would be my worst nightmare. Definitely not on here to belittle folk "

I seem to have a brain and also seem cool

Grammar police are just picky lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Some people write the way they speak, do you all correct them when speaking face to face I dont get the problem either. the grammar police moan and complain about no apostrophes or some such. even though its obvious what the person is saying.

Me neither oh to be perfect as all the grammar police would be my worst nightmare. Definitely not on here to belittle folk

I seem to have a brain and also seem cool

Grammar police are just picky lol "

I think you def have a way with words

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If ah've been spraffin tae folks for a while n we've got a no bad rappport gaun oan then ah'll often revert tae typin in the vernacular.....like this eh.

*Puts on posh accent*....One is hardly the brain of Britain,but one can use the queens english and correct grammar when one wants....

It disnae bother me if folk urnae great at spelling as long as ah understand the meaning of their messages,n if folks dinnae like me typin the way ah talk ah couldnae gi a flyin fuck eh!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can't stand bud/buddy or similar variants even mate feels a bit on the cringy side. Amigo, pal, big fella all bad too lol

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