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over a year ago
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"Anything involving a blow torch 
I'm very good with a blow torch xx
I'm very good at a blow... ocht am too shy to say  "
Haha job , sorry couldn't resist  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anything involving a blow torch
I'm very good with a blow torch xx
I'm very good at a blow... ocht am too shy to say
Haha job , sorry couldn't resist "
Midden  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play darts 
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit) "
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol "
I'll wait til is empty... Wouldn't want to smash a bottle of it if it got stuck |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol "
I like it cherub |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol
I like it cherub "
Pmsl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol
I like it cherub
Pmsl "
Do you think he'd give us a swig of his... bottle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol
I like it cherub
Pmsl
Do you think he'd give us a swig of his... bottle "
Romeo Romeo can we have a swig of your JD
Il have mine in a tall glass with cock no sorry Coke and with 2bits of ice |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol
I like it cherub
Pmsl
Do you think he'd give us a swig of his... bottle
Romeo Romeo can we have a swig of your JD
Il have mine in a tall glass with cock no sorry Coke and with 2bits of ice "
Yer a pish speller Cherub ya don't spell Giant Dick with a J...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol
I like it cherub
Pmsl
Do you think he'd give us a swig of his... bottle
Romeo Romeo can we have a swig of your JD
Il have mine in a tall glass with cock no sorry Coke and with 2bits of ice
Yer a pish speller Cherub ya don't spell Giant Dick with a J...
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Sorry I'm blonde lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol
I like it cherub
Pmsl
Do you think he'd give us a swig of his... bottle
Romeo Romeo can we have a swig of your JD
Il have mine in a tall glass with cock no sorry Coke and with 2bits of ice
Yer a pish speller Cherub ya don't spell Giant Dick with a J...
Sorry I'm blonde lol "
Bad spellers of the world - UNTIE!!!
Just as well you have an amazing bouche |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol
I like it cherub
Pmsl
Do you think he'd give us a swig of his... bottle
Romeo Romeo can we have a swig of your JD
Il have mine in a tall glass with cock no sorry Coke and with 2bits of ice
Yer a pish speller Cherub ya don't spell Giant Dick with a J...
Sorry I'm blonde lol
Bad spellers of the world - UNTIE!!!
Just as well you have an amazing bouche "
You still going on about my bouche |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol
I like it cherub
Pmsl
Do you think he'd give us a swig of his... bottle
Romeo Romeo can we have a swig of your JD
Il have mine in a tall glass with cock no sorry Coke and with 2bits of ice
Yer a pish speller Cherub ya don't spell Giant Dick with a J...
Sorry I'm blonde lol
Bad spellers of the world - UNTIE!!!
Just as well you have an amazing bouche
You still going on about my bouche "
I've had no tea and I'm defrosting the freezer all I've had is some frazzles and a gin and tonic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol
I like it cherub
Pmsl
Do you think he'd give us a swig of his... bottle
Romeo Romeo can we have a swig of your JD
Il have mine in a tall glass with cock no sorry Coke and with 2bits of ice
Yer a pish speller Cherub ya don't spell Giant Dick with a J...
Sorry I'm blonde lol
Bad spellers of the world - UNTIE!!!
Just as well you have an amazing bouche
You still going on about my bouche
I've had no tea and I'm defrosting the freezer all I've had is some frazzles and a gin and tonic "
Awwwww poor woman come to mine il give you some Boushe then |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Play darts
Try and put yer willie in a JD bottle (bet it didnae fit)
Hahahahaha I've tried talking to him about that bottle of JD but I think he is attached to it, I just hope not in the way you described lol
I like it cherub
Pmsl
Do you think he'd give us a swig of his... bottle
Romeo Romeo can we have a swig of your JD
Il have mine in a tall glass with cock no sorry Coke and with 2bits of ice
Yer a pish speller Cherub ya don't spell Giant Dick with a J...
Sorry I'm blonde lol
Bad spellers of the world - UNTIE!!!
Just as well you have an amazing bouche
You still going on about my bouche
I've had no tea and I'm defrosting the freezer all I've had is some frazzles and a gin and tonic
Awwwww poor woman come to mine il give you some Boushe then "
Yaaaaaasssssssssss xXx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle  "
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle "
Bottle is hidden |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle
Bottle is hidden "
Wise move  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle
Bottle is hidden
Wise move "
HIDDEN
Well slap my thigh and call me Nancy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle
Bottle is hidden
Wise move
HIDDEN
Well slap my thigh and call me Nancy "
Il slap your arse |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle
Bottle is hidden
Wise move
HIDDEN
Well slap my thigh and call me Nancy
Il slap your arse "
Dare ya x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle
Bottle is hidden
Wise move
HIDDEN
Well slap my thigh and call me Nancy
Il slap your arse
Dare ya x"
I never back away from a dare |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle
Bottle is hidden
Wise move
HIDDEN
Well slap my thigh and call me Nancy
Il slap your arse
Dare ya x
I never back away from a dare "
Oh feck X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle
Bottle is hidden
Wise move
HIDDEN
Well slap my thigh and call me Nancy
Il slap your arse
Dare ya x
I never back away from a dare
Oh feck X"
Can I just stroke your thighs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle
Bottle is hidden
Wise move
HIDDEN
Well slap my thigh and call me Nancy
Il slap your arse
Dare ya x
I never back away from a dare
Oh feck X
Can I just stroke your thighs "
Oh my |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle
Bottle is hidden
Wise move
HIDDEN
Well slap my thigh and call me Nancy
Il slap your arse
Dare ya x
I never back away from a dare
Oh feck X
Can I just stroke your thighs
Oh my "
Mmmm stroking her thighs I know what I'd stroke |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle
Bottle is hidden
Wise move
HIDDEN
Well slap my thigh and call me Nancy
Il slap your arse
Dare ya x
I never back away from a dare
Oh feck X
Can I just stroke your thighs
Oh my
Mmmm stroking her thighs I know what I'd stroke "
A right stroking session would be going on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Christ this has escalated
What bout we play spin the bottle!
There are better things to do with the bottle
Don't get her started she is craving boushe and won't be held responsible for what she does with that bottle
Bottle is hidden
Wise move
HIDDEN
Well slap my thigh and call me Nancy
Il slap your arse
Dare ya x
I never back away from a dare
Oh feck X
Can I just stroke your thighs
Oh my
Mmmm stroking her thighs I know what I'd stroke "
Oooooohhhh sakes it's awfy early for THIS much excitement |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well as a mechanic and do a lot of metal work would not advisable to do naked lol 
You might tighten the wrong nuts "
Mabe that's what I've been doing wrong then? |
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"Dot into the living room for your phone only to discover upstairs window cleaner is just going by your window ...  "
Ah window cleaners..
Watch porn in bed on your day off if it's window cleaning morning |
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"Dot into the living room for your phone only to discover upstairs window cleaner is just going by your window ...
Ah window cleaners..
Watch porn in bed on your day off if it's window cleaning morning "
Are YOU the window cleaner!!!! |
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"Dot into the living room for your phone only to discover upstairs window cleaner is just going by your window ...
Ah window cleaners..
Watch porn in bed on your day off if it's window cleaning morning
Are YOU the window cleaner!!!! "
I'd clean your windows for free if I could get a peek at your assets once a week |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Dot into the living room for your phone only to discover upstairs window cleaner is just going by your window ...
Ah window cleaners..
Watch porn in bed on your day off if it's window cleaning morning
Are YOU the window cleaner!!!!
I'd clean your windows for free if I could get a peek at your assets once a week "
NOTED |
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"Drive it's not allowed lol naughty cherub 
I'll get lil to deliver a suitable punishment
Honk if your horny
Innocent 
Yes I am lol "
Pffffffft I can smell yer pants from here and YES I am aware that sounds utterly pervy lolol |
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"Drive it's not allowed lol naughty cherub
I'll get lil to deliver a suitable punishment
Honk if your horny
Innocent
Yes I am lol
Pffffffft I can smell yer pants from here and YES I am aware that sounds utterly pervy lolol "
Dirty bitch lol I love it |
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Pop out to the outside bin if you have a chubb (it's a lock people - honestly  ).
"It's four in the morning: no-one will see."
Creeeaaaak...click!
Sit too close to the camp fire (there's a surprisingly small margin between "still cold" and "ouch!").
Appear on Naked Attraction. |
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