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Everyday life threatening things...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just bought a new mascara... and as you ladies will know they are often vacuum sealed with plastic... ridiculously so... almost bled to death because I cut my finger trying to get the damn thing off 
What's your every day danger  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a leftie, so knives, scissors, power tools are a nightmare.
I have the scars to prove it!
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And inked stained hands as a youngster
Not life threatening but only something lefties would understand |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a leftie, so knives, scissors, power tools are a nightmare.
I have the scars to prove it!
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I feel your pain... I also dropped tweezers yesterday which stabbed my in the toe... worried what the third thing will be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a leftie, so knives, scissors, power tools are a nightmare.
I have the scars to prove it!
And inked stained hands as a youngster
Not life threatening but only something lefties would understand "
lol take your word for that one  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chipped the corner off a glass vase about 3 years ago. Cut my hand on it yesterday.
Also dropped a full bottle of a sugary liquid at work. It smashed, spraying me with glass.
THEN I had to go for a smear test.
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Washing up - I have the scar and pic to prove it along with a 21/2 hour operation under general anaesthetic 
Bloody hell... I think you take the biscuit... ooops cake so far "
It was worse in the waiting room, one guy had his hand all bandaged, one had a halo around us badly broken ankle........
And I had a small plaster on my little finger |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Washing up - I have the scar and pic to prove it along with a 21/2 hour operation under general anaesthetic
Bloody hell... I think you take the biscuit... ooops cake so far
It was worse in the waiting room, one guy had his hand all bandaged, one had a halo around us badly broken ankle........
And I had a small plaster on my little finger "
I cut my hand on glass too.. only it was a glass door. Very messy indeed. Lots of tendon damage and surgery.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Left handed things are a danger to me. I'm left handed but can use right handed things, so trying the left handed things from kind people totally flummox me. Only real danger is ironing boards with the shaped metal plate, due to my left handedness, I need to turn it round or reach across my body for the iron. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Left handed things are a danger to me. I'm left handed but can use right handed things, so trying the left handed things from kind people totally flummox me. Only real danger is ironing boards with the shaped metal plate, due to my left handedness, I need to turn it round or reach across my body for the iron. "
This.  |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
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"Graters
DEADLY things
Lost count how many times I've grated myself over the years 
Me too, they are the DEVILS WORK lol xxxxx"
If we are talking devils work....can I add IKEA to the list please. Just the shops mind....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Graters
DEADLY things
Lost count how many times I've grated myself over the years
Me too, they are the DEVILS WORK lol xxxxx
If we are talking devils work....can I add IKEA to the list please. Just the shops mind.... "
YES you can - I'm sure there have been several minor wounds due to them |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"Graters
DEADLY things
Lost count how many times I've grated myself over the years
Me too, they are the DEVILS WORK lol xxxxx
If we are talking devils work....can I add IKEA to the list please. Just the shops mind....
YES you can - I'm sure there have been several minor wounds due to them "
And full scale rows!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Graters
DEADLY things
Lost count how many times I've grated myself over the years
Me too, they are the DEVILS WORK lol xxxxx
If we are talking devils work....can I add IKEA to the list please. Just the shops mind....
YES you can - I'm sure there have been several minor wounds due to them
And full scale rows!! "
Surprised there's not been a fatality considering there are weapons to hand lol |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"A stock of rock.
Have now chipped and snapped two teeth biting them. You'd think id learn but nope still can't refrain from biting them  "
Either suck them
Or smash them in a food bag and eat the bits lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paper cuts.
Microwaving your lunch then finding its hotter than lava.
Smacking your elbow off a corner that's always been there, but you've never noticed it.
This afternoon was much better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Graters
I have got a mandolin and that is truly dangerous
Very sharp....almost needed stitches last time I used it "
I have one of those, might just leave it in the box.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A stock of rock.
Have now chipped and snapped two teeth biting them. You'd think id learn but nope still can't refrain from biting them
Either suck them
Or smash them in a food bag and eat the bits lol "
Will do this in future thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" Either suck them
Or smash them in a food bag and eat the bits lol "
Well, I'd have been quite happy to suck them furry, but...if that's what you want..?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am now officially afraid to leave the hoose .... the prize goes to Mrs D... a Mandolin... that's classy "
Why thank you
Given how dangerous it is I am hoping that the prize is a large pack of plasters |
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By *ndykayMan
over a year ago
Falkirk |
"The m74 in the morning some idiot drivers rushing to work
Pokemon go users who stand in the road trying to catch one yelling "just a minute" no get off the road"
Get a louder horn - it's fun watching them shit themselves |
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By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago
Dundee/Angus/Blackpool |
A nettle from a branch are nasty things,especially dead thistles who bite back,I jagged self the other day and seems it went under the skin in finger and ended up blistering getting bigger,managed the next day to squeeze it out,finger all better ish hehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My mountain bike is a lethal machine every time I get on in my huge lardy ass suffers from that thin they call a saddle. I often end up flying off the contraption as well and then blood flows.
How dumb am I |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My mountain bike is a lethal machine every time I get on in my huge lardy ass suffers from that thin they call a saddle. I often end up flying off the contraption as well and then blood flows.
How dumb am I "
Ya need padded shorts |
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