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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just putting it out there is this a fantasy or turn on to fuck a youngish fitish trucker in the truck!!

Ps no big bellies or beards unless that's your thing ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Coq au vin

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Listen up young whippersnapper.....that's DLTs thing. It's his best chat up line. You can't be under cutting him

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Listen up young whippersnapper.....that's DLTs thing. It's his best chat up line. You can't be under cutting him "

Jeese.. need to be very low to undercut him

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Listen up young whippersnapper.....that's DLTs thing. It's his best chat up line. You can't be under cutting him

Jeese.. need to be very low to undercut him "

I never said that

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

No idea who this DLT character is!!??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Listen up young whippersnapper.....that's DLTs thing. It's his best chat up line. You can't be under cutting him

Jeese.. need to be very low to undercut him

I never said that "

But we agreed that's what I would say

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ex was a hgv 1 driver and never seemed enough room for sexy time in his lorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Must have been a small unit

it's like a one bedroom flat on the old Kent Road in here x

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By *andom2chatMan  over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??"

You must be new here.

Now, what's all this about your trucking fantasies?

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Must have been a small unit

it's like a one bedroom flat on the old Kent Road in here x"

But a quarter of the price

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By *andom2chatMan  over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Must have been a small unit

it's like a one bedroom flat on the old Kent Road in here x

But a quarter of the price "

Has it got Sky tv?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sky via ipad tick /

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think I have a thing for lorry drivers btw 2 of my exes jobs was one lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Did you do it in the truck??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Did you do it in the truck??

"

None of your business

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Did you do it in the truck??

None of your business "

LOL

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By *andom2chatMan  over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Sky via ipad tick /"

Furry, I've found a new trucker. You're dumped. Lmao

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Sky via ipad tick /

Furry, I've found a new trucker. You're dumped. Lmao "

That's fine....

Letmesitonyourface....want to sit on my lap?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Whaaaat????

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Whaaaat????"

Should be careful what you wish for

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??"

Never heard of him either.

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By *andom2chatMan  over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??

Never heard of him either. "

Jinty, you crack me up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??

Never heard of him either. "

I've heard you love a trucker ??X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??

Never heard of him either.

Jinty, you crack me up. "

Where the bloody hell have you been gorgeous!!! Missed you...x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sky via ipad tick /

Furry, I've found a new trucker. You're dumped. Lmao

That's fine....

Letmesitonyourface....want to sit on my lap? "

Only if it's in a truck!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??

Never heard of him either.

I've heard you love a trucker ??X"

*Looks right, then left*

Who? Me? Not me...it's caravans I'm into.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??

Never heard of him either.

I've heard you love a trucker ??X

*Looks right, then left*

Who? Me? Not me...it's caravans I'm into. "

Where I come from we call them pikies you're way too classy for that!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wee toy boy for you there lol! He will give you a ride in his truck

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

OK is anyone interested in having sex in a truck yes or no!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"OK is anyone interested in having sex in a truck yes or no!!!! "

No.

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By *andom2chatMan  over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??

Never heard of him either.

Jinty, you crack me up.

Where the bloody hell have you been gorgeous!!! Missed you...x "

Took a break. Jus came back to flirt with the hetties today.

PS: Furry, feck off with sending me pics of yer baggy stripey hettie shorts. They give me the dry boak!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"OK is anyone interested in having sex in a truck yes or no!!!!

No."

LOL one down...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??

Never heard of him either.

I've heard you love a trucker ??X

*Looks right, then left*

Who? Me? Not me...it's caravans I'm into.

Where I come from we call them pikies you're way too classy for that!! "

Have you heard of Bothy at all??? Don't worry. He'll be along shortly. Enjoy his joie de vivre.

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk


"Sky via ipad tick /

Furry, I've found a new trucker. You're dumped. Lmao

That's fine....

Letmesitonyourface....want to sit on my lap?

Only if it's in a truck! "

Can be arranged

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow


" *Looks right, then left*

Who? Me? Not me...it's caravans I'm into.

Where I come from we call them pikies you're way too classy for that!! "

Watch it, caravanners are caravanners, NOT pikies!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" *Looks right, then left*

Who? Me? Not me...it's caravans I'm into.

Where I come from we call them pikies you're way too classy for that!!

Watch it, caravanners are caravanners, NOT pikies!!"

Oooow keep your trousers on!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??"
I'm dlt,and fucking in trucks is my thing,so back off young un

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sky via ipad tick /

Furry, I've found a new trucker. You're dumped. Lmao

That's fine....

Letmesitonyourface....want to sit on my lap?

Only if it's in a truck!

Can be arranged "

you can f*** off,I've seen your "truck",nothing more than a souped up puddle jumper

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sky via ipad tick /

Furry, I've found a new trucker. You're dumped. Lmao

That's fine....

Letmesitonyourface....want to sit on my lap?

Only if it's in a truck!

Can be arranged "

you can f*** off,I've seen your "truck",nothing more than a souped up puddle jumper

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Sky via ipad tick /

Furry, I've found a new trucker. You're dumped. Lmao

That's fine....

Letmesitonyourface....want to sit on my lap?

Only if it's in a truck!

Can be arranged you can f*** off,I've seen your "truck",nothing more than a souped up puddle jumper "

LOL ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Move aside old timer time for the next generation of trucker to come through

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*Dives under the covers*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Move aside old timer time for the next generation of trucker to come through "
you young whippersnapper have no idea of the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

You have to retire at some stage??

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*Dives under the covers* "

OK safe to come out!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??"
want a game of trucker top trumps?

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Ooooh a little bit of competition

Now!!!

Who has the biggest engine???

Who can go the furthest/longest with a full tank lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?"

WTF is top trumps??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??"

you are joking????

Ask a question and whoever has the better of the 2 answers wins

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ooooh a little bit of competition

Now!!!

Who has the biggest engine???

Who can go the furthest/longest with a full tank lol

"

I'm playing my cards close to my chest

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??"

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend "

right you can post the questions and we can answer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend "

Must be an age thing??

Just Googled it OK if get it but don't see the point??

Let's play!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"*Dives under the covers*

OK safe to come out!!"

Go back under its about to get messy x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend

Must be an age thing??

Just Googled it OK if get it but don't see the point??

Let's play!!!"

I've got 620bhp on tap,how much has your truck got?

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend right you can post the questions and we can answer "

lol i would need to know the answers for that lol where's AndyK he looks knowledgeable in trucks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend right you can post the questions and we can answer

lol i would need to know the answers for that lol where's AndyK he looks knowledgeable in trucks "

just ask questions like,who's has most power,who's has most goodies in it,and who has the most experience

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend

Must be an age thing??

Just Googled it OK if get it but don't see the point??

Let's play!!!"

Lol... Ya calling me old??

Noted

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend right you can post the questions and we can answer

My truck can go forward and!!!! Back

lol i would need to know the answers for that lol where's AndyK he looks knowledgeable in trucks "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend

Must be an age thing??

Just Googled it OK if get it but don't see the point??

Let's play!!!

Lol... Ya calling me old??

Noted"

is that an extra point to me ma cherie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Sorry forgot to mention I have no idea about trucks I just drive the things

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend right you can post the questions and we can answer

lol i would need to know the answers for that lol where's AndyK he looks knowledgeable in trucks just ask questions like,who's has most power,who's has most goodies in it,and who has the most experience "

Ok Will give it a go!

Will start with a girlie one lol

What's the main colour of your truck ??

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend

Must be an age thing??

Just Googled it OK if get it but don't see the point??

Let's play!!!

Lol... Ya calling me old??

Notedis that an extra point to me ma cherie?"

Oui Martin, you are smoother lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Tanned trailer pink unit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend right you can post the questions and we can answer

lol i would need to know the answers for that lol where's AndyK he looks knowledgeable in trucks just ask questions like,who's has most power,who's has most goodies in it,and who has the most experience

Ok Will give it a go!

Will start with a girlie one lol

What's the main colour of your truck ?? "

white with blue bumpers

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend right you can post the questions and we can answer

Tanned/ pink

lol i would need to know the answers for that lol where's AndyK he looks knowledgeable in trucks just ask questions like,who's has most power,who's has most goodies in it,and who has the most experience

Ok Will give it a go!

Will start with a girlie one lol

What's the main colour of your truck ?? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

WTF is top trumps??

Lol am French and even I know that.. Google is your friend right you can post the questions and we can answer

Tanned/ pink

lol i would need to know the answers for that lol where's AndyK he looks knowledgeable in trucks just ask questions like,who's has most power,who's has most goodies in it,and who has the most experience

Ok Will give it a go!

Will start with a girlie one lol

What's the main colour of your truck ?? "

Tanned/pink

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

What's the maximum speed you can do with your truck ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the maximum speed you can do with your truck ? "
56mph (both answers should be the same )

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What's the maximum speed you can do with your truck ? "
who one the point on the first question?

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What's the maximum speed you can do with your truck ? who one the point on the first question?"

Hydra has that point

But you have a bonus point for not calling me old lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

pink lorry lol?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What class? 1 or 2? And do you have a hi-ab I know my stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

56.1mph class 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What's the maximum speed you can do with your truck ? who one the point on the first question?

Hydra has that point

But you have a bonus point for not calling me old lol "

Didn't mean to call you old lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What class? 1 or 2? And do you have a hi-ab I know my stuff "
class 1 and have hiab ticket

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"What class? 1 or 2? And do you have a hi-ab I know my stuff class 1 and have hiab ticket"

Class 1 nvq level 3

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"What class? 1 or 2? And do you have a hi-ab I know my stuff class 1 and have hiab ticket

Class 1 nvq level 3"

what truck do you drive?and what extras does it have on it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Do use have a microwave!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do use have a microwave! "
yes,and a fridge,and a coffee maker,and leather seats.

And I can provide names of people to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Have use named ur trucks like Eddie stobarts lmao!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I have a 40' fridge on the back

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Have use named ur trucks like Eddie stobarts lmao! "
I haven't but my company has

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Do use have a microwave! yes,and a fridge,and a coffee maker,and leather seats.

And I can provide names of people to prove it "

Yes name and shame

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a 40' fridge on the back

"

I have a flat bed,can you rope and sheet?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Do use have a microwave! yes,and a fridge,and a coffee maker,and leather seats.

And I can provide names of people to prove it

Yes name and shame

"

not on forum,could get banned for that

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"What's the maximum speed you can do with your truck ? who one the point on the first question?

Hydra has that point

But you have a bonus point for not calling me old lol

Didn't mean to call you old lol x"

The bridge is burnt Hydra

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Who is leading so far?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I have a 40' fridge on the back

I have a flat bed,can you rope and sheet?"

that's it is surrender only ever driven box trailer well played

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have a 40' fridge on the back

I have a flat bed,can you rope and sheet? that's it is surrender only ever driven box trailer well played "

I'll say well played to you as well

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh

Are you guys friends yet ??

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you guys friends yet ??

"

They are arranging dogging in the trucks as we speak

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are you guys friends yet ??

They are arranging dogging in the trucks as we speak "

fancy coming along?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

No I hate trucks

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Are you guys friends yet ??

They are arranging dogging in the trucks as we speak "

And thinking of a MM profile

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By *awty MaxWoman  over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Are you guys friends yet ??

They are arranging dogging in the trucks as we speak

And thinking of a MM profile "

The dirty truckerz lol

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By *andom2chatMan  over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have been one of dlt's diesel queens and he had a mighty fine truck I can tell ya!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I'm game

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Just slipped through the tightest of gaps just saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There may be something in this thread that you should rethink if you moan no one meets you.

Just saying

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??

Never heard of him either. "

Just saying - Jinty has an awesome pout - I know it's not related to the thread but I had to comment.

Bx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?"

Trucker top trumps pfffft... lets play fucker top trumps, I'll fuck you both and tell you who's best

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

Trucker top trumps pfffft... lets play fucker top trumps, I'll fuck you both and tell you who's best "

Sounds like a plan x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

Trucker top trumps pfffft... lets play fucker top trumps, I'll fuck you both and tell you who's best

Sounds like a plan x "

Well it's handy I already have dlt's scorecard marked...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You have to retire at some stage??want a game of trucker top trumps?

Trucker top trumps pfffft... lets play fucker top trumps, I'll fuck you both and tell you who's best

Sounds like a plan x

Well it's handy I already have dlt's scorecard marked... "

is that good or bad?

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Chucks his scorecard in the ring

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

730 all leather lots of lights

Microwave check

Fridge/freezer check

Telly check

PlayStation check

Wifi check

Flats rope sheet check

Wide loads check

Adr loads check

Box loads ( only when I need a rest)

M O D loads check

Europe check

23 years class 1 ( old school)

Just playing catch up

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By *ndykayMan  over a year ago

Falkirk

Drives off into the distance with his load of ps4s and 85" Sony TVs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"730 all leather lots of lights

Microwave check

Fridge/freezer check

Telly check

PlayStation check

Wifi check

Flats rope sheet check

Wide loads check

Adr loads check

Box loads ( only when I need a rest)

M O D loads check

Europe check

23 years class 1 ( old school)

Just playing catch up

"

junked the telly and playstation ages ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"730 all leather lots of lights

Microwave check

Fridge/freezer check

Telly check

PlayStation check

Wifi check

Flats rope sheet check

Wide loads check

Adr loads check

Box loads ( only when I need a rest)

M O D loads check

Europe check

23 years class 1 ( old school)

Just playing catch up

junked the telly and playstation ages ago"

Be aswell junking it, never use it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Playstations?? And there was me thinking you truckers just needed your penis and some porn to entertain yourselves for hours on end... although my ex did used to call my fanny his playstation. And his penis his xbox

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Playstations?? And there was me thinking you truckers just needed your penis and some porn to entertain yourselves for hours on end... although my ex did used to call my fanny his playstation. And his penis his xbox "

Dam someone has caught us out

????????????

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By *vanabeusedTV/TS  over a year ago

somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"No idea who this DLT character is!!??

Never heard of him either.

Just saying - Jinty has an awesome pout - I know it's not related to the thread but I had to comment.

Bx"

Just saw this. I can sniff out a complement over a 50 mile radius! Thank you B x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I just wanna play top trumps now!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My ex was also an HGV driver. He worked mostly in Europe & I'd go away with him on trips sometimes a few weeks at a time. We'd fuck in his truck any chance we got, inside & out, from here 2 Madrid, Lisbon, Milan. 1 of the best laughs was giving him a 'cummy gummy' driving into Lisbon on new motorway with wide lanes & theback of the truck was swaying about a bit 2 much so his workmate in another truck behind us CB'd him wondering what was wrong & my ex told him what I was doing. The workmate was embarrassed every time he was in our company after that. Hee! Hee! Xx

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By *wiftieeMan  over a year ago

near Glasgow

Plenty of scope for it at Truckfest today!!

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